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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
I get a message earlier "I'm in a face sitting mood"..
Me being me, the first thing to come to mind is the great songwriter and cunning linguist, Michael Palin, and his song "Sit on my face"..
https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc
Whilst looking for this song I stumble across the following..
12 things men think when when you sit on their face and what they actually mean, it made me laugh so I thought I'd share..
1- "Oh you want me to go down on you...."
so why are you keeping me on my back? This isn't making sense.
2. "I see what's going on here, this took me a second." We're going to shake things up, aren't we? And by "shake things up" I mean you're going to sit on my face.
3. "This is so porny!"
There is nothing wrong with that, actually it's preferable.
4. "I can't breathe."
I need a signal for you to give me some air that isn't me throwing you off me in a panic.
5. "My eye is basically in her butt."
Is this... is this how all adults get conjunivitis?
6. "I have no choice but to make her orgasm."
She will not release me from her vice like grip until then.
7. "How can I do hand stuff?" Can I wedge my hand over my face without sticking my thumb up her arse
8. "I guess I can just use my nose instead."
Too late..It's already in there
9. "Please don't crush my head."
There is so much pressure.
10. "Can you reach my penis from there?"
I'm just saying, if you want to, you totally can.
11. "Do you want to reverse cowgirl this?"
Is a suggestion I would make if I could actually talk.
12. "Are you coming or is my world ending?"
I can't even see anymore. It's just pitch black and vibrations, like an earthquake in a cave. |
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away  |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away "
And of course one of their other greats..
https://youtu.be/zR4Whf1WRVU |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"That made me laugh. I love just hoping onto a face"
Is that meant to be hopping? And if so by which means, pogo stick or space hopper..
And if space hopper, doesn't the giant smiley face freak you out a little!!  |
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"That made me laugh. I love just hoping onto a face
Is that meant to be hopping? And if so by which means, pogo stick or space hopper..
And if space hopper, doesn't the giant smiley face freak you out a little!! "
yes it was supposed to be hopping one minute im sat quieyly then i just spring up and on to the face
Bit like a grasshopper i suppose |
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"I get a message earlier "I'm in a face sitting mood"..
Me being me, the first thing to come to mind is the great songwriter and cunning linguist, Michael Palin, and his song "Sit on my face"..
https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc
Whilst looking for this song I stumble across the following..
12 things men think when when you sit on their face and what they actually mean, it made me laugh so I thought I'd share..
1- "Oh you want me to go down on you...."
so why are you keeping me on my back? This isn't making sense.
2. "I see what's going on here, this took me a second." We're going to shake things up, aren't we? And by "shake things up" I mean you're going to sit on my face.
3. "This is so porny!"
There is nothing wrong with that, actually it's preferable.
4. "I can't breathe."
I need a signal for you to give me some air that isn't me throwing you off me in a panic.
5. "My eye is basically in her butt."
Is this... is this how all adults get conjunivitis?
6. "I have no choice but to make her orgasm."
She will not release me from her vice like grip until then.
7. "How can I do hand stuff?" Can I wedge my hand over my face without sticking my thumb up her arse
8. "I guess I can just use my nose instead."
Too late..It's already in there
9. "Please don't crush my head."
There is so much pressure.
10. "Can you reach my penis from there?"
I'm just saying, if you want to, you totally can.
11. "Do you want to reverse cowgirl this?"
Is a suggestion I would make if I could actually talk.
12. "Are you coming or is my world ending?"
I can't even see anymore. It's just pitch black and vibrations, like an earthquake in a cave."
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