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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just watched last nights britians got talent and the was the guy that came on stage first thing he said was his name and he was a diabetic.

It happens all the while, bus stops supermarkets and other places. People just start telling you all about their illnessess and ailments. Why? Its like they thrive on being ill

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By *b430Man  over a year ago

Tayside

It also happens quite a lot in the forums too!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I think for some, it consumes their very being.

The very ill I can understand..

the lesser so.. the day you allow it, it is the first day you start to lose the fight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be fair it's the same with OAPs - I visit them alot and they always insist on telling me how old they are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair it's the same with OAPs - I visit them alot and they always insist on telling me how old they are "

very true. maybe its just a way of starting a conversation or making you aware of something.

but if someone is ill i would like to know about it. not easy for everyone to deal with if its very serious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair it's the same with OAPs - I visit them alot and they always insist on telling me how old they are "

lol..so true i deal with a lot of oaps with ym work and once they hit 80 its a rule they have to tell you exactly how old they are!! bless em

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair it's the same with OAPs - I visit them alot and they always insist on telling me how old they are

very true. maybe its just a way of starting a conversation or making you aware of something.

but if someone is ill i would like to know about it. not easy for everyone to deal with if its very serious."

True - being a First Aider I always discreetly enquire about any illnesses from new starters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh i just loves old people. and some are very difficult to love.

Had one old dear who was very fiery and testy...didnt like most but had her faves...

But then she was 106 , so had earned the right in my book to be anything she wanted.

And still had most of her facultys to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

like the old lady who handbagged them robbers recently.

she had some fire in the belly i must say lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well when im old and wrinkly im gonna stop everyone i meet and tell them what ive got wrong...

Im gonna wear silly hats and odd socks and strange clothes...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well when im old and wrinkly im gonna stop everyone i meet and tell them what ive got wrong...

Im gonna wear silly hats and odd socks and strange clothes... "

lol..me too and im going to jump queues and speed in my mobility scooter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cant wait me .

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I think for some, it consumes their very being.

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Or their only form of identity... without it they feel they are nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Tell anyone you're a nurse and then thats the end of all nomal conversation as they tell you everything about their medical history from the year dot

Except on here when they say mmmm naughty nurse id love to see you in your uniform!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well when im old and wrinkly im gonna stop everyone i meet and tell them what ive got wrong...

Im gonna wear silly hats and odd socks and strange clothes... "

pleated skirts and velcro shoes ????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well when im old and wrinkly im gonna stop everyone i meet and tell them what ive got wrong...

Im gonna wear silly hats and odd socks and strange clothes...

pleated skirts and velcro shoes ????"

ermmm i have shoes with velcro on for work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well when im old and wrinkly im gonna stop everyone i meet and tell them what ive got wrong...

Im gonna wear silly hats and odd socks and strange clothes...

lol..me too and im going to jump queues and speed in my mobility scooter "

takeshi's castle style jousting sessions anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well when im old and wrinkly im gonna stop everyone i meet and tell them what ive got wrong...

Im gonna wear silly hats and odd socks and strange clothes...

pleated skirts and velcro shoes ????

ermmm i have shoes with velcro on for work "

I've got a couple o pairs of sketchers with velcro.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well when im old and wrinkly im gonna stop everyone i meet and tell them what ive got wrong...

Im gonna wear silly hats and odd socks and strange clothes...

lol..me too and im going to jump queues and speed in my mobility scooter "

Im going to go into Marks & Spencers food hall at lunchtime and make sure I have just the right change

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Hi my name is Allen and I'm a diabetic."

"I don't care... buy your own fucking chocolate!"

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

There was an old lady in tesco the other week and she apologized to me for being slow. I told her not to worry. She then came back and told me that not only did she have the excuse of being old and senile but she was bottled fed instead of breast fed.

Oldies im quite happy with, its just people that court ill health like some sort of trophy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair it's the same with OAPs - I visit them alot and they always insist on telling me how old they are "

you said you would not quote me on these forums!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair it's the same with OAPs - I visit them alot and they always insist on telling me how old they are

you said you would not quote me on these forums!!!"

Ooops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's OK, just don't tell them about giving me bed baths and prostate massages

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"That's OK, just don't tell them about giving me bed baths and prostate massages "

So the enemas are ok?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's OK, just don't tell them about giving me bed baths and prostate massages

So the enemas are ok?"

He didnt complain at the time

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"That's OK, just don't tell them about giving me bed baths and prostate massages

So the enemas are ok?

He didnt complain at the time "

Well the gag helps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I knew there was a reason I added to my friends list hells,

cos with friends like these, who needs enemas?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I knew there was a reason I added to my friends list hells,

cos with friends like these, who needs enemas?"

With friends like me?? - Who said we were friends?!!! NOW BEND OVER

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

for you, i probably would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"for you, i probably would "

Remember I know have that in writing!

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