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If I have plied them with enough drink beforehand I can often combine an enjoyable meet with my profession as a human organ harvester.
Plop a kidney in the chiller bag I brought the wine in and I'm off, with a smile on my face and ten grand on my shoulder. |
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Oh, and the other thing I do is take away the used condom and when I get home I label it with lady's name, date, time and a brief description of the quality of the bonk, and put in the freezer. I am building a fabulous collection, I just need someone to build me a display cabinet. |
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Here is the short version of one of diamonds true stories.
Had fancied a guy for ages, gave me a lift home, took the long way. Had a real good shagging over his car bonnet. He took me home. When i got home i went to the loo, pulled my knickers down and out fell his watch. Must of fell off while we where shagging. It was more embarressing having to return it to him  |
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"Usually bras, dunno why. 
What do you do with them...;-)"
I have sent a few back through the post,
after washing them, with sniggering looks from my house-mates, I may add.
others, I have just kept as I am confused as to whom they actually belong to... |
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"Here is the short version of one of diamonds true stories.
Had fancied a guy for ages, gave me a lift home, took the long way. Had a real good shagging over his car bonnet. He took me home. When i got home i went to the loo, pulled my knickers down and out fell his watch. Must of fell off while we where shagging. It was more embarressing having to return it to him "
and you never felt a thing  |
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"Usually bras, dunno why.
What do you do with them...;-)
I have sent a few back through the post,
after washing them, with sniggering looks from my house-mates, I may add.
others, I have just kept as I am confused as to whom they actually belong to... "
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"Here is the short version of one of diamonds true stories.
Had fancied a guy for ages, gave me a lift home, took the long way. Had a real good shagging over his car bonnet. He took me home. When i got home i went to the loo, pulled my knickers down and out fell his watch. Must of fell off while we where shagging. It was more embarressing having to return it to him and you never felt a thing "
No didnt know it was there, there was only a few minutes between me pulling my knickers up and getting home. But it was a bit of a mystery at the time |
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"Here is the short version of one of diamonds true stories.
Had fancied a guy for ages, gave me a lift home, took the long way. Had a real good shagging over his car bonnet. He took me home. When i got home i went to the loo, pulled my knickers down and out fell his watch. Must of fell off while we where shagging. It was more embarressing having to return it to him "
... If you were male, now would be the perfect time to say, "Got the time on ya cock?" haha x |
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"Usually bras, dunno why.
What do you do with them...;-)
I have sent a few back through the post,
after washing them, with sniggering looks from my house-mates, I may add.
others, I have just kept as I am confused as to whom they actually belong to... "
see thats why my mum tells me to put my nme i all my clothes |
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I've wandered off with a pair of briefs once or twice.
My best memento is a memory of the night Siren & I met. WE met at her hotel when she was down south working and being the first time we'd met it was clear I wasn't going to stay the whole night so after a very sexy session I got dressed and left her room at 2am. On the way home I was stopped by the police who asked where I was going (home was only a few miles from where we'd met), and when they realised I wasn't far from home they asked me where I'd been, so I told them the name of the hotel and where it was.
I could see the confusion on their faces (it was a male and a female cop) as they tried to figure out what I'd been upto at 2am. I told them I'd been meeting a lady friend from Newcastle at her hotel. More bemused disbelieving looks from them. So I told them we were swingers and had met online.
Aha! The lights came on and they both started chuckling. The female cop even asked me what the swinging scene was like to which I replied 'fookin awesome'.
Siren was mortified when I told her a few days later.  |
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