For women: In 40 yards you will have reached your destination, but I don’t know why you want to stop here, there are no shoe shops.
For men: I’m pretty sure it’s around here somewhere, keep driving around for a bit.
For men: Turn around when possible… that is when you are finally willing to admit you need directions!
For Women: Turn around when possible…. on second thoughts there is a roundabout 9.5 miles ahead, it’s probably safer to turn there.
For women: At the roundabout take the second exit. OK we’ll go all the way around it again…. oh and again…
For men: Hee hee hee hee the double roundabout on the map looks like a pair of tits.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male: You have reached your destination but there's no parking so your will have to get off your fat arse or drive around for a bit.
Women: You have reached your destination but there's no parking and you are never gonna make it in those shoes. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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For women driving 4 x 4's... best wait at junction, a car is approaching, albeit 4 miles away.. best wait.
For men driving 4 x 4's... constantly thinking their balls look bigger: they are brimming over with machoness. |
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For women: In 50 yards turn left, then you will have a 4 mile stretch of road without junctions so you can apply your lipstick safely. I said LEFT! Cheesh!
For men: In 50 yards turn left, then immediate right, then right again, then left, then left and the pub is on the right. |
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For women: You have reached your destination, haven't you changed your mind yet?
For men: You have reached your destination. This is a restricted parking zone. Mount the kerb when possible and swith your hazard warning lights to the 'on' position.
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