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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Twilight ..some pale little bitch that hangs about in teres
Bram Stokers ...classic vampire
Blade...modern Vampire
me, I'm Jerry Dandrige, Fright Night 1985  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Louis from Interview With A Vampire.
Shy, pensive, sympathetic and confused yet fuelled by a burning desire.
Also Mandela effect check for anyone who knows the film what was it called? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grandpa munster.
still more realistic than Twilight  "
and he doesn't stare into the middle distance being all sparkly deep and meaningful like a cunt either trying to pull the women  he's old..he's done the best of his fucking and has nothing to prove |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"grandpa munster.
still more realistic than Twilight
and he doesn't stare into the middle distance being all sparkly deep and meaningful like a cunt either trying to pull the women he's old..he's done the best of his fucking and has nothing to prove "
he's a vampire G, still gets pussy so hot it makes his cold undead dick hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"grandpa munster.
still more realistic than Twilight
and he doesn't stare into the middle distance being all sparkly deep and meaningful like a cunt either trying to pull the women he's old..he's done the best of his fucking and has nothing to prove
he's a vampire G, still gets pussy so hot it makes his cold undead dick hard "
but he's low key though...doesn't play the 'complicated and tortured yet beautiful soul' knobhead card
man's just happy in a fly suit and his pimpin' mansion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"grandpa munster.
still more realistic than Twilight
and he doesn't stare into the middle distance being all sparkly deep and meaningful like a cunt either trying to pull the women he's old..he's done the best of his fucking and has nothing to prove
he's a vampire G, still gets pussy so hot it makes his cold undead dick hard
but he's low key though...doesn't play the 'complicated and tortured yet beautiful soul' knobhead card
man's just happy in a fly suit and his pimpin' mansion "
internet ''hi-five'' |
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I'd be that vampire in a Woody allen book...
that goes out in a solar eclipse.. thinking it's night then has to hide in a cupboard in a shop because the suns appeared...
well it went something like that I'll have to track that book down again for another read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be collecting the man cards from men listing Buffy The Fucking Vampire Slayer "
hang on a min I know where your coming from but I defy most women around my age not to get a little squishy in the knickers about the vampires of buffy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The original vampire from whom the legend was created...I think?
Vlad the impaler!  "
Depends on which mythology you follow because in some Vlad is not the first vampire. Kain is and that's from the bible.
Not that I'm religious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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would like to be in the lost boys as its one of my all time favourite films.
but could settle for razor in dusk till dawn.
reality is i look like Nosferatu  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Santanico Pandemonium
I quite like the idea of working at the "Titty twister" "
 I was just about to add Richard Gecko
from the series though not the film |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Santanico Pandemonium
I quite like the idea of working at the "Titty twister" "
One of mine and I'm sure lots of other guys favourite sexy lap dance scenes
You can charm my snake anytime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The original vampire from whom the legend was created...I think?
Vlad the impaler!
Depends on which mythology you follow because in some Vlad is not the first vampire. Kain is and that's from the bible.
Not that I'm religious. "
I just like the idea of all that impaling
Not the kind of impaling Vlad The Bad did though,that's just sick n twisted...even by fab standards!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.
Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power "
Yesssss another lumley fan.
Lord Shaithis for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.
Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power
Yesssss another lumley fan.
Lord Shaithis for me. "
I was going to go with Nestor but thought no one would have any idea what Necroscope was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my saturday evening sorted. watch The Lost Boys, alcohol and nibbles.
Don't Blane you at all. One of my favourite films "
That's the problem with this town. Too many damn vampires! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my saturday evening sorted. watch The Lost Boys, alcohol and nibbles.
Don't Blane you at all. One of my favourite films
That's the problem with this town. Too many damn vampires!"
.... One of the best lines! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.
Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power
Yesssss another lumley fan.
Lord Shaithis for me.
I was going to go with Nestor but thought no one would have any idea what Necroscope was "
I'm glad 2 other people picked up on the reference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.
Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power
Yesssss another lumley fan.
Lord Shaithis for me.
I was going to go with Nestor but thought no one would have any idea what Necroscope was
I'm glad 2 other people picked up on the reference. "
Been waiting patiently for year's for the Necroscope movie but alas don't think it's ever going to happen.
Hopefully Netflix may choose to make it into a long running series.
But the whole necroscope universe is so complicated it would take a lot of money and an excellent director to pull it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Twilight ..some pale little bitch that hangs about in teres
Bram Stokers ...classic vampire
Blade...modern Vampire
me, I'm Jerry Dandrige, Fright Night 1985 "
Bram Stokers version |
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