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When you sign christmas cards from both of you. When your mother asks what he wants for christmas and hasnt asked what you want.
When your best friend asks when hes going to be there so she can come for tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do a load of washing and you find that about a third of it is their stuff
This is Beard posting, right? 
Yes...
You're hot   just saying... "
I don't see how that means you're in a relationship... oh!  thanks |
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"When you sign christmas cards from both of you. When your mother asks what he wants for christmas and hasnt asked what you want.
When your best friend asks when hes going to be there so she can come for tea"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You go to hang something in the wardrobe and realise it's now been reorganised and full to bursting with her stuff whilst yours is relocated to god knows where 
Or.......
You find yourself with far less room to starfish in bed  haha |
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over a year ago
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"You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures "
Awwww I like this - totally true 
Kinky |
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"You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures "
Protect you? Good grief cheeky, are you beset by ninjas or something?! |
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"You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures
Protect you? Good grief cheeky, are you beset by ninjas or something?!"
No _educed after she has too many vodkas |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you go to some sort of social occasion WITHOUT your other half, and the first question people ask you isn't 'hello, how are you?' but 'where's your other half?' |
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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
"You never have to put the bins out...
We share that. Getting the child in on that too. "
I didn't think you were in a relationship or had kids. Funny how you make assumptions you don't strike me as the maternal type |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures
Protect you? Good grief cheeky, are you beset by ninjas or something?!
No _educed after she has too many vodkas "
Same thing (ninja emoji)  ...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy ...
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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!
It's the bald men that does me in! "
Well if you cant stop laughing later might be the last time too ...
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy ...
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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!
It's the bald men that does me in!
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I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy ...
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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!
It's the bald men that does me in!
I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment. "
You can always trim their hairy backs and chests |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy ...
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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!
It's the bald men that does me in!
I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment.
You can always trim their hairy backs and chests "
And tweezer their ear hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy ...
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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!
It's the bald men that does me in!
I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment. "
You don't like Trump, he's bald , just the banality of his syrup makes you forget he's bald ...
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When your man drawer becomes a repository for smelly candles...
And you get moaned at on Christmas morning cos you now can't find any batteries for the kids toys..
But at least the house smells nice. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy ...
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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!
It's the bald men that does me in!
I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment.
You don't like Trump, he's bald , just the banality of his syrup makes you forget he's bald ...
xx"
Let me clarify...I mean bald men who are not twats. Mainly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you slob out in crap clothes because you stop making an effort and haven't put a hairbrush through your hair for god knows how long...I seriously need to change this!!
For him: no need to do the washing, ironing, cooking etc.... (not as though I mind I love looking after him!)
G x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You realise you're spending less time in the bedroom experiencing new positions and more time in the garden postioning expensive crap you never knew your life wasn't complete without! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"You realise you're spending less time in the bedroom experiencing new positions and more time in the garden postioning expensive crap you never knew your life wasn't complete without!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you're talking to thin air but now there's someone in the room at the same time.
You're confusing your other half with the kids"
I was just relating it to most men I know, fits with the kids too |
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"You do a load of washing and you find that about a third of it is their stuff "
When you get home from a 12 hour shift and you have a nice hot bubble bath waiting and a bottle of wine and get told to have a soak whiles tea is cooking x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you don't see the tv remote ever again. Particularly when your soaps are due on and there is footie on the other side.
When your toilet roll no longer lasts a day nevermind a week.
When you get repetitive strain injury from trying to keep the duvet on you through the night.
When you snuggle under the duvet and there is the faint whiff of farts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Personally I think the problem started many governments ago, think Thatcher's but certainly continued with All subsequent ones. In a bid to get people off the unemployed register government allowed fudging of figures and moving people on to other "lists. They were then forgotten about and a vicious circle developed which has been difficult to break. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Personally I think the problem started many governments ago, think Thatcher's but certainly continued with All subsequent ones. In a bid to get people off the unemployed register government allowed fudging of figures and moving people on to other "lists. They were then forgotten about and a vicious circle developed which has been difficult to break."
What the?!? God knows how this got on here, was on the Benefits thread!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you start hearing an organ rattling of some deafening piece of music and you immediately make for the door with someone on your arm facing a load of vaguely familiar faces in stupidly expensive clothes that they've borrowed, all looking at you with an expression saying "You silly soppy sod! Now where's the booze-up"? |
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