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over a year ago
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"  never heard of that fetish before
a first for all "
Do you use the charging port or the 3.5mm headphone jack? Or maybe lighting port if you have an iPhone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh phone sex.
I've got a chest infection, let me breath down the phone to you
I'll just pm you my number 2 secs  "
Oi, stop trying to smooth in on Boblobs bird...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh phone sex.
I've got a chest infection, let me breath down the phone to you
I'll just pm you my number 2 secs
Oi, stop trying to smooth in on Boblobs bird...... "
Sorry I'll withdraw that comment |
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"Oh phone sex.
I've got a chest infection, let me breath down the phone to you
I'll just pm you my number 2 secs
Oi, stop trying to smooth in on Boblobs bird...... "
Shhh we can have a conference call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Queues out the door of fab women on here, bet the switchboard is over heating with all the calls, be worse than new year's eve trying to make a call tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Queues out the door of fab women on here, bet the switchboard is over heating with all the calls, be worse than new year's eve trying to make a call tonight "
That's why I use pigeon mail for sexting. No interruptions  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for him to pm me 
Who moi?
I don't think the OP wants phone sex really.
Can I have your number then?
Sure it's 07100000000"
Didn't realise that you'd changed it?!?
Is better change it from 999 then ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay OP, I'm up for it. I've dimmed the lights, poured a glass of wine, changed into my lingerie and I'm touching myself right now.
If you'd like to call, my number is in the phone book...... my name is in the phone book too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for him to pm me
Who moi?
I don't think the OP wants phone sex really.
Can I have your number then?
Sure it's 07100000000"
It's coming up number unrecognised, you sure there's the right amount of 0's? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay OP, I'm up for it. I've dimmed the lights, poured a glass of wine, changed into my lingerie and I'm touching myself right now.
If you'd like to call, my number is in the phone book...... my name is in the phone book too "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women only"
Has it got to be a "woman" woman...?
I've done a bit of amdram, I reckon I could fake it for you.
I mean, how hard can it be.....
*did you see what I did there? |
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