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over a year ago
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"Five foot if you're even that  
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Listen shortass i was measured by the doctor
The Scottish bints tape measure was well wrong and ya aint bloody lanky yaself soooo shuttit xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Five foot if you're even that
Listen shortass i was measured by the doctor
The Scottish bints tape measure was well wrong and ya aint bloody lanky yaself soooo shuttit xx "
The doctor hadn't realised you were stood on your tippy toes
....and do I have to repeat my point again... I tower over you xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Five foot if you're even that
Listen shortass i was measured by the doctor
The Scottish bints tape measure was well wrong and ya aint bloody lanky yaself soooo shuttit xx
The doctor hadn't realised you were stood on your tippy toes
....and do I have to repeat my point again... I tower over you xx"
The only time ya towered over me was when i was on me knees ya bint xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Five foot if you're even that
Listen shortass i was measured by the doctor
The Scottish bints tape measure was well wrong and ya aint bloody lanky yaself soooo shuttit xx
The doctor hadn't realised you were stood on your tippy toes
....and do I have to repeat my point again... I tower over you xx
The only time ya towered over me was when i was on me knees ya bint xx "
Doesn't make much diff to your height kneeling or not xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Five foot if you're even that
Listen shortass i was measured by the doctor
The Scottish bints tape measure was well wrong and ya aint bloody lanky yaself soooo shuttit xx
The doctor hadn't realised you were stood on your tippy toes
....and do I have to repeat my point again... I tower over you xx
The only time ya towered over me was when i was on me knees ya bint xx
Doesn't make much diff to your height kneeling or not xx"
Roll on Saturday xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"makes a change from you laying in the gutter
Arrr go fall downstairs xx "
Fmuma... can you keep his head under the water 4-5 minutes longer this time? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hmmm bums ....opps wrong thread
I thought that too xx
Mmmm thought and Frock in the same sentence just doesn't seem quite right that xx "
*weep turns into a proper cry*  |
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"hmmm bums ....opps wrong thread
I thought that too xx
Mmmm thought and Frock in the same sentence just doesn't seem quite right that xx
*weep turns into a proper cry* "
aww dont cry come here for a hug |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hmmm bums ....opps wrong thread
I thought that too xx
Mmmm thought and Frock in the same sentence just doesn't seem quite right that xx
*weep turns into a proper cry*
aww dont cry come here for a hug "
Thanks 
Can I have a sympathy shag please? |
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"hmmm bums ....opps wrong thread
I thought that too xx
Mmmm thought and Frock in the same sentence just doesn't seem quite right that xx
*weep turns into a proper cry*
aww dont cry come here for a hug
Thanks
Can I have a sympathy shag please? "
you ask so nicely ... come on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't fall, I was pushed!!!
I can well believe it...
...can't say I can't blame him either xx
Oi!!!!! last time I'm sticking up for you ya faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyy!!!!!! "
Fancy a shag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crying too. Cam I join the hug????
thats a deffo you can join in .... oh hold on ...you didnt save me a sausage "
That was mean of him... wanna shag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm crying too. Cam I join the hug????
thats a deffo you can join in .... oh hold on ...you didnt save me a sausage
It's here & waiting 
mmmmmmmm yummy "
It's very tasty... I had some earlier |
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"I'm crying too. Cam I join the hug????
thats a deffo you can join in .... oh hold on ...you didnt save me a sausage
It's here & waiting
mmmmmmmm yummy
It's very tasty... I had some earlier "
as long as there is plent left for me |
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