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So what weird swinging experiences have you lot had? | |||
Got a txt from him later that his mum had complained about 'all the banging'. Told him to say it was the workman in to sort out his pipes. | |||
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"Met a guy for a social at a local pub, he wrote perfect English in his text yet wasn't too great when it was spoken (he was Polish, I discovered). He turned up in a dirty white transit and kept calling all the women from fab bitches. I was pretty uncomfortable to say the least! Then he was trying to get me in the back of his van for a fuck even though I'd told him I don't fuck on the first meet. I made my excuses, he wasn't having it, so I told him to do one before I alerted the staff. I now refer to him as buffalo bill when talking about this encounter. He messaged me for days after, calling me by the wrong name.......... Rachael, verify me you bitch!! Needless to say he's blocked lmfao" How did you let that one slip through your fingers | |||
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"Met a guy for a social at a local pub, he wrote perfect English in his text yet wasn't too great when it was spoken (he was Polish, I discovered). He turned up in a dirty white transit and kept calling all the women from fab bitches. I was pretty uncomfortable to say the least! Then he was trying to get me in the back of his van for a fuck even though I'd told him I don't fuck on the first meet. I made my excuses, he wasn't having it, so I told him to do one before I alerted the staff. I now refer to him as buffalo bill when talking about this encounter. He messaged me for days after, calling me by the wrong name.......... Rachael, verify me you bitch!! Needless to say he's blocked lmfao" It sounds like you had a very lucky escape from that particular psycho! | |||
"Met a guy for a social at a local pub, he wrote perfect English in his text yet wasn't too great when it was spoken (he was Polish, I discovered). He turned up in a dirty white transit and kept calling all the women from fab bitches. I was pretty uncomfortable to say the least! Then he was trying to get me in the back of his van for a fuck even though I'd told him I don't fuck on the first meet. I made my excuses, he wasn't having it, so I told him to do one before I alerted the staff. I now refer to him as buffalo bill when talking about this encounter. He messaged me for days after, calling me by the wrong name.......... Rachael, verify me you bitch!! Needless to say he's blocked lmfao How did you let that one slip through your fingers " Was quite a struggle but I managed it somehow | |||
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"Speaking of work, I used to know this Indian guy who had keys to I think it was a student flat about 10 mins from my office. His technique was amazing but he was an utter munter. I was ashamed but I went back a couple of times because he was close, available, willing and very good. Just a total munter. "Those lines from a rather well known placebo track again? | |||
"Speaking of work, I used to know this Indian guy who had keys to I think it was a student flat about 10 mins from my office. His technique was amazing but he was an utter munter. I was ashamed but I went back a couple of times because he was close, available, willing and very good. Just a total munter.
Those lines from a rather well known placebo track again?"A paper bag would not have helped. I had to close my eyes | |||
You crack me up | |||
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You crack me up"It's only funny because it's true | |||
"Happened twice now... both times it was their dads that were asleep. Ummmm "Eeek! | |||
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"Oh gawwwd... there was a fantastic one I did a few years ago before I left the flat in London where I gave a running commentary on a thread I ran on a previous site. That was hilarious and in terrible taste. He was like, "What are you doing with your phone?" Come and have a look... " | |||
"Oh gawwwd... there was a fantastic one I did a few years ago before I left the flat in London where I gave a running commentary on a thread I ran on a previous site. That was hilarious and in terrible taste. He was like, "What are you doing with your phone?" Come and have a look...
"It was funny and it annoyed a lot of people. And the sex was great. Win, win, win. | |||
"Happened twice now... both times it was their dads that were asleep. Ummmm
Eeek!"I got slightly put off and couldn't wait for it to end. Then ran the first chance I got. Now I tend to make sure I won't get something like that again. | |||
"Met a guy for a social at a local pub, he wrote perfect English in his text yet wasn't too great when it was spoken (he was Polish, I discovered). He turned up in a dirty white transit and kept calling all the women from fab bitches. I was pretty uncomfortable to say the least! Then he was trying to get me in the back of his van for a fuck even though I'd told him I don't fuck on the first meet. I made my excuses, he wasn't having it, so I told him to do one before I alerted the staff. I now refer to him as buffalo bill when talking about this encounter. He messaged me for days after, calling me by the wrong name.......... Rachael, verify me you bitch!! Needless to say he's blocked lmfao How did you let that one slip through your fingers Was quite a struggle but I managed it somehow " All jokes aside I'm glad your OK it sounds like it could have been much worse...some scary people out there | |||
" All jokes aside I'm glad your OK it sounds like it could have been much worse...some scary people out there " Thanks, I thought his nose and my elbow were gonna become well acquainted! | |||
"Oh gawwwd... there was a fantastic one I did a few years ago before I left the flat in London where I gave a running commentary on a thread I ran on a previous site. That was hilarious and in terrible taste. He was like, "What are you doing with your phone?" Come and have a look...
It was funny and it annoyed a lot of people. And the sex was great. Win, win, win.
"Admit it, you're hanging out of the back of someone right now aren't you? | |||
" All jokes aside I'm glad your OK it sounds like it could have been much worse...some scary people out there Thanks, I thought his nose and my elbow were gonna become well acquainted!" Haha kick in the balls always does the trick  glad it didn't put you off completely just pick wisely and meet in a public location
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"Oh gawwwd... there was a fantastic one I did a few years ago before I left the flat in London where I gave a running commentary on a thread I ran on a previous site. That was hilarious and in terrible taste. He was like, "What are you doing with your phone?" Come and have a look...
It was funny and it annoyed a lot of people. And the sex was great. Win, win, win.
Admit it, you're hanging out of the back of someone right now aren't you? "I've had my afternoon shag, I'm feeling fine | |||
"Oh gawwwd... there was a fantastic one I did a few years ago before I left the flat in London where I gave a running commentary on a thread I ran on a previous site. That was hilarious and in terrible taste. He was like, "What are you doing with your phone?" Come and have a look...
It was funny and it annoyed a lot of people. And the sex was great. Win, win, win.
Admit it, you're hanging out of the back of someone right now aren't you?
I've had my afternoon shag, I'm feeling fine "Knew we could rely on you  | |||
"Happened twice now... both times it was their dads that were asleep. Ummmm
Eeek!
I got slightly put off and couldn't wait for it to end. Then ran the first chance I got. Now I tend to make sure I won't get something like that again. "Quite! I like your no face pic policy refreshing!! | |||
"Oh gawwwd... there was a fantastic one I did a few years ago before I left the flat in London where I gave a running commentary on a thread I ran on a previous site. That was hilarious and in terrible taste. He was like, "What are you doing with your phone?" Come and have a look...
It was funny and it annoyed a lot of people. And the sex was great. Win, win, win.
Admit it, you're hanging out of the back of someone right now aren't you?
I've had my afternoon shag, I'm feeling fine
Knew we could rely on you "3 in 3 days  | |||
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"Tbf, I probably am the bizarre meet that someone's had" On a social level. Yes you are. | |||
"Tbf, I probably am the bizarre meet that someone's had" | |||
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"Tbf, I probably am the bizarre meet that someone's had On a social level. Yes you are. " | |||
"Love this thread!" Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe | |||
"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe" It's only funny when people don;t know who I am  | |||
"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe" I would love to read a blog of his antics. DJ, can you make it happen? | |||
"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe I would love to read a blog of his antics. DJ, can you make it happen? " Oh yes please | |||
"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe I would love to read a blog of his antics. DJ, can you make it happen? " It would be awful. A rent-a-mob would track me down for my depravity | |||
"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe I would love to read a blog of his antics. DJ, can you make it happen? It would be awful. A rent-a-mob would track me down for my depravity " Do it, do it, do it | |||
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"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe I would love to read a blog of his antics. DJ, can you make it happen? It would be awful. A rent-a-mob would track me down for my depravity " I don't think my sweet innocent mind could take reading that. | |||
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"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe I would love to read a blog of his antics. DJ, can you make it happen? It would be awful. A rent-a-mob would track me down for my depravity Do it, do it, do it "I second that motion. | |||
"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe I would love to read a blog of his antics. DJ, can you make it happen? It would be awful. A rent-a-mob would track me down for my depravity I don't think my sweet innocent mind could take reading that. " Sweet? Innocent? Bulllllsssssshhhhhh..... | |||
"Drove 30 miles to meet a guy.Said he was 45, when I got there it was pensioners sheltered housing! As I was there, I thought what the hell, but all he kept saying was " take my panties down" No sign of life down there when I did, so I cut my losses and went! And he looked like Wallace ( not Gromit)Not my finest hour!" oh man, keep em coming | |||
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"Another meet ( on Fabguys) Messaged out of the blue , can he suck my cock.Never even chatted to the guy before, but a bj is a bj..... Went to his ' house' on a new development, most of it still being built, I retrospect, it may have been the show home. He answered the door, reeking of B.O. and dressed as Batman, complete with mask. I do pick em! Went home, logged on to fan.UNLOS.surprise surprise "Brilliant | |||
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"Another meet ( on Fabguys) Messaged out of the blue , can he suck my cock.Never even chatted to the guy before, but a bj is a bj..... Went to his ' house' on a new development, most of it still being built, I retrospect, it may have been the show home. He answered the door, reeking of B.O. and dressed as Batman, complete with mask. I do pick em! Went home, logged on to fan.UNLOS.surprise surprise "Oh jeeeez | |||
"Love this thread! Welcome to crackanory, this week's reading, the memoirs of DiamondJoe I would love to read a blog of his antics. DJ, can you make it happen? It would be awful. A rent-a-mob would track me down for my depravity I don't think my sweet innocent mind could take reading that. Sweet? Innocent? Bulllllsssssshhhhhh....." Hush you. I could be. | |||
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Tonight is my daughter's first night in some awful kiddy sing-along. Everyone's out of the house for 3 clear hours. So he's in the area. We're both madly horny by this point and we arrange to meet in a nearby pub, ascertain that it's well worth doing...
Go back to mine and get frisky.
At this point, dear reader, you will note that I was surprised to find that he'd had his arse, bits, everything waxed just for me. Never felt anything like it. Remarkable. Didn't have the heart to tell him that I quite like fuzzy arses on men but whatever...
As we wander downstairs for a post-shag fag and I notice a missed call on my phone. They finished early at the play and will be home in 10.
I was like, "Thanks for the fun and driving 120 miles round trip but you have go NOW."
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"Had a guy over, been changing for months but never met. He arrived,all giggly and being like girly. Couldn't look at me and kept saying wow, anyways long story short he was a giggling idiot......had obviously never had a meet before, quick bj and booted him out." Love how you still threw a bj in before you sent him packing  | |||
"Had a guy over, been changing for months but never met. He arrived,all giggly and being like girly. Couldn't look at me and kept saying wow, anyways long story short he was a giggling idiot......had obviously never had a meet before, quick bj and booted him out." You meanie probably just stunned by the boobs | |||
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"Had a guy over, been changing for months but never met. He arrived,all giggly and being like girly. Couldn't look at me and kept saying wow, anyways long story short he was a giggling idiot......had obviously never had a meet before, quick bj and booted him out." | |||
"Wasn't a meet from here but was over this woman house had some food n a drink n got up to the bedroom then doing the business and she Shit all over my balls the bed my legs didn't no at first thought she farted but nope she sharted and I cried and I couldn't go home because I had a drink couldn't drive left my wallet in the house I had to stay there omg worst night of my life." Shit happens! | |||
"Wasn't a meet from here but was over this woman house had some food n a drink n got up to the bedroom then doing the business and she Shit all over my balls the bed my legs didn't no at first thought she farted but nope she sharted and I cried and I couldn't go home because I had a drink couldn't drive left my wallet in the house I had to stay there omg worst night of my life. Shit happens!" haha I no Ai but when it's the runny stuff dangling from your ball takes the biscuit had nitemares from it lol. | |||
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"When i used to do the chatlines i arranged for a guy to come over. Well when he arrived he was really nice looking, he said he was going to the car as he had something for me. He came back with all these bags. There was about 6 bottles of spirits, a couple of bottles of champagne about six boxes of chocolate enough fruit to set up my own shop and all this other stuff i cant mention here. Anyway i got stuck into the champagne and he asks if he can take his jean off. Underneath he was wearing a womans leotard,leggings and socks. Looked like he was out of flashdance then started doing this dancing/exercise kind of routine " Please say it led to a dance off? | |||
"When i used to do the chatlines i arranged for a guy to come over. Well when he arrived he was really nice looking, he said he was going to the car as he had something for me. He came back with all these bags. There was about 6 bottles of spirits, a couple of bottles of champagne about six boxes of chocolate enough fruit to set up my own shop and all this other stuff i cant mention here. Anyway i got stuck into the champagne and he asks if he can take his jean off. Underneath he was wearing a womans leotard,leggings and socks. Looked like he was out of flashdance then started doing this dancing/exercise kind of routine " FAB!!! This woman has way better stories than me... | |||
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"Met a guy for a social at a local pub, he wrote perfect English in his text yet wasn't too great when it was spoken (he was Polish, I discovered). He turned up in a dirty white transit and kept calling all the women from fab bitches. I was pretty uncomfortable to say the least! Then he was trying to get me in the back of his van for a fuck even though I'd told him I don't fuck on the first meet. I made my excuses, he wasn't having it, so I told him to do one before I alerted the staff. I now refer to him as buffalo bill when talking about this encounter. He messaged me for days after, calling me by the wrong name.......... Rachael, verify me you bitch!! Needless to say he's blocked lmfao" There's no pleasing you single girls lol | |||
"I've got nothing. Weirdos come and meet me I want to play this game. There was this one guy who told me he loved me.... "I think you're more likely to be the weirdo. | |||
"Wasn't a meet from here but was over this woman house had some food n a drink n got up to the bedroom then doing the business and she Shit all over my balls the bed my legs didn't no at first thought she farted but nope she sharted and I cried and I couldn't go home because I had a drink couldn't drive left my wallet in the house I had to stay there omg worst night of my life." Childish I know but there's nothing funnier than projectile shit!! | |||
"I've got nothing. Weirdos come and meet me I want to play this game. There was this one guy who told me he loved me....
I think you're more likely to be the weirdo. "I will test this theory on my next meet. See how weird I can get before they crack | |||
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"I've got nothing. Weirdos come and meet me I want to play this game. There was this one guy who told me he loved me....
I think you're more likely to be the weirdo.
I will test this theory on my next meet.
See how weird I can get before they crack "God help them. | |||
"Met a guy for a social at a local pub, he wrote perfect English in his text yet wasn't too great when it was spoken (he was Polish, I discovered). He turned up in a dirty white transit and kept calling all the women from fab bitches. I was pretty uncomfortable to say the least! Then he was trying to get me in the back of his van for a fuck even though I'd told him I don't fuck on the first meet. I made my excuses, he wasn't having it, so I told him to do one before I alerted the staff. I now refer to him as buffalo bill when talking about this encounter. He messaged me for days after, calling me by the wrong name.......... Rachael, verify me you bitch!! Needless to say he's blocked lmfao" We are from Poland, so sorry for that, | |||
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"I've got nothing. Weirdos come and meet me I want to play this game. There was this one guy who told me he loved me....
I think you're more likely to be the weirdo.
I will test this theory on my next meet.
See how weird I can get before they crack
God help them. "I'll wait for the message about this comment | |||
"I've got nothing. Weirdos come and meet me I want to play this game. There was this one guy who told me he loved me.... "Shhh you said you wouldn't say anything ffs | |||
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"The guy who wanted me to walk up and down him wearing stilettos(when i was really fat) then whinged like a bitch when i broke two ribs and two floaters" Joe's right (I hate saying that) your stories are better. | |||
"The guy who wanted me to walk up and down him wearing stilettos(when i was really fat) then whinged like a bitch when i broke two ribs and two floaters Joe's right (I hate saying that) your stories are better. " just different, most of my stories are pre internet days, when it was pot luck who you would get | |||
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"I've got nothing. Weirdos come and meet me I want to play this game. There was this one guy who told me he loved me....
Shhh you said you wouldn't say anything ffs " | |||
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Comedy Gold | |||
she walks in, in a local factory uniform, turns round saying right were we doing it!.. walks into bedroom strips off totally, so I get my kit off, she turns round to me and says have you got anything, then says it doesn't look very big .. I was thinking well I'm not a fucking walking hard on!.. wasn't expecting her to show so wasn't really turned on, so I gets on bed starts doing things, then I get up and go to kiss her .. gets I don't do kissing, so thinks alright, so says well you fancy giving me a suck, gets I only suck my lad off.. by this time was thinking fuck me man what the fuck.. so goes back down to business, she cums pushes my head away, turns round and says right I've cum I'm away, blokes do it all the time, gets ready and walks out and says thanks nice to meet you .. afterwards I was sat thinking what the fuck! did that actually happen haha .. I think I'd just been used , felt so bad .. | |||
"Met a guy but he seemed more interested in Mr, kept talking to him during the deed which we didn't understand at all as nothing was going as agreed. We kept looking at each other like 'wtf is going on here', needless to say it ended soon after without any sort of ending then we left, it was just odd and confusing for us both. Mrs felt awful wondering what she'd done but we should have known better when it was the male half of us who was getting the compliments early on, ah well, just would have been nice to know beforehand during many conversations what to expect. "He needs to get his eyes checked if he didn't feel that your Mrs is worth every compliment | |||
Really want to join in but all I have is when I was down in-between a gorgeous woman's legs I'd pulled after a night out and she started throwing up.
Spent the next hour washing her hair | |||
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"I had one few weeks ago off here, had never seen a face pic, had been talking few weeks, basically had only seen her tits in a bra, told me she was a nurse etc,said she was going to meet me once never showed. So this afternoon had finished work early, had a lil snooze in bed, woke up come on here, talking to her, said she was finished work soon, I was like pop over, asked for my postcode etc.. so there's me not expecting her to show, I'm pottering about in house, gets a text is your door open? .. looks out window there's a car outside, could of been anyone's though, goes and unlocks door, few seconds later door opens, by this time, heart was going not knowing what was gonna be on other side haha she walks in, in a local factory uniform, turns round saying right were we doing it!.. walks into bedroom strips off totally, so I get my kit off, she turns round to me and says have you got anything, then says it doesn't look very big .. I was thinking well I'm not a fucking walking hard on!.. wasn't expecting her to show so wasn't really turned on, so I gets on bed starts doing things, then I get up and go to kiss her .. gets I don't do kissing, so thinks alright, so says well you fancy giving me a suck, gets I only suck my lad off.. by this time was thinking fuck me man what the fuck.. so goes back down to business, she cums pushes my head away, turns round and says right I've cum I'm away, blokes do it all the time, gets ready and walks out and says thanks nice to meet you .. afterwards I was sat thinking what the fuck! did that actually happen haha .. I think I'd just been used , felt so bad .. "ha! Sorry have to laugh....but only because it usually happens the other way round to me | |||
"Actually there was one guy I met (not from fab). Everything was going good, started off well. Anyway time came to take his jeans off. OMG!!! The smell.. I mean the SMELL!! I choked and looked down. It was just covered in white stuff. Regardless of which he expected me to put it in my mouth. I out right refused and just backed off. He looked at me confused like it was nothing and just said 'it's only cum'... only? It's foul. After I refused to give him head, he was like I could still have sex though. Ummmm... at this point I had to play it tactically, as he was my lift home. So I just said I feel sick and just really can't do it. It wasn't a lie. I felt faint. After he dropped me off, he decided to message me and was up for meeting again to pick up where we left off. He just couldn't see what was wrong in the whole situation. I don't know if that was genuine or not? Never met him again. " I do feel for you and people who've been in such a shocking situation. Hygiene doesn't cost much but that doesn't apply to everyone I guess. | |||
"I had one few weeks ago off here, had never seen a face pic, had been talking few weeks, basically had only seen her tits in a bra, told me she was a nurse etc,said she was going to meet me once never showed. So this afternoon had finished work early, had a lil snooze in bed, woke up come on here, talking to her, said she was finished work soon, I was like pop over, asked for my postcode etc.. so there's me not expecting her to show, I'm pottering about in house, gets a text is your door open? .. looks out window there's a car outside, could of been anyone's though, goes and unlocks door, few seconds later door opens, by this time, heart was going not knowing what was gonna be on other side haha she walks in, in a local factory uniform, turns round saying right were we doing it!.. walks into bedroom strips off totally, so I get my kit off, she turns round to me and says have you got anything, then says it doesn't look very big .. I was thinking well I'm not a fucking walking hard on!.. wasn't expecting her to show so wasn't really turned on, so I gets on bed starts doing things, then I get up and go to kiss her .. gets I don't do kissing, so thinks alright, so says well you fancy giving me a suck, gets I only suck my lad off.. by this time was thinking fuck me man what the fuck.. so goes back down to business, she cums pushes my head away, turns round and says right I've cum I'm away, blokes do it all the time, gets ready and walks out and says thanks nice to meet you .. afterwards I was sat thinking what the fuck! did that actually happen haha .. I think I'd just been used , felt so bad .. "Have you still got her number? Asking for a friend obvs | |||
"I had one few weeks ago off here, had never seen a face pic, had been talking few weeks, basically had only seen her tits in a bra, told me she was a nurse etc,said she was going to meet me once never showed. So this afternoon had finished work early, had a lil snooze in bed, woke up come on here, talking to her, said she was finished work soon, I was like pop over, asked for my postcode etc.. so there's me not expecting her to show, I'm pottering about in house, gets a text is your door open? .. looks out window there's a car outside, could of been anyone's though, goes and unlocks door, few seconds later door opens, by this time, heart was going not knowing what was gonna be on other side haha she walks in, in a local factory uniform, turns round saying right were we doing it!.. walks into bedroom strips off totally, so I get my kit off, she turns round to me and says have you got anything, then says it doesn't look very big .. I was thinking well I'm not a fucking walking hard on!.. wasn't expecting her to show so wasn't really turned on, so I gets on bed starts doing things, then I get up and go to kiss her .. gets I don't do kissing, so thinks alright, so says well you fancy giving me a suck, gets I only suck my lad off.. by this time was thinking fuck me man what the fuck.. so goes back down to business, she cums pushes my head away, turns round and says right I've cum I'm away, blokes do it all the time, gets ready and walks out and says thanks nice to meet you .. afterwards I was sat thinking what the fuck! did that actually happen haha .. I think I'd just been used , felt so bad ..
Have you still got her number? Asking for a friend obvs "Was all done on here, no numbers | |||
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"So, from your tale, Mr Geordie we've deduced you're a grower not a shower lol " Everyone loves a grower lol  | |||
"So, from your tale, Mr Geordie we've deduced you're a grower not a shower lol " Not being big headed in the slightest here but have been told I'm bigger than a lot on the slack .. who knows, but is the first and only time it's been said to me haha | |||
"I had one few weeks ago off here, had never seen a face pic, had been talking few weeks, basically had only seen her tits in a bra, told me she was a nurse etc,said she was going to meet me once never showed. So this afternoon had finished work early, had a lil snooze in bed, woke up come on here, talking to her, said she was finished work soon, I was like pop over, asked for my postcode etc.. so there's me not expecting her to show, I'm pottering about in house, gets a text is your door open? .. looks out window there's a car outside, could of been anyone's though, goes and unlocks door, few seconds later door opens, by this time, heart was going not knowing what was gonna be on other side haha she walks in, in a local factory uniform, turns round saying right were we doing it!.. walks into bedroom strips off totally, so I get my kit off, she turns round to me and says have you got anything, then says it doesn't look very big .. I was thinking well I'm not a fucking walking hard on!.. wasn't expecting her to show so wasn't really turned on, so I gets on bed starts doing things, then I get up and go to kiss her .. gets I don't do kissing, so thinks alright, so says well you fancy giving me a suck, gets I only suck my lad off.. by this time was thinking fuck me man what the fuck.. so goes back down to business, she cums pushes my head away, turns round and says right I've cum I'm away, blokes do it all the time, gets ready and walks out and says thanks nice to meet you .. afterwards I was sat thinking what the fuck! did that actually happen haha .. I think I'd just been used , felt so bad ..
Have you still got her number? Asking for a friend obvs
Was all done on here, no numbers "So how did she txt you then??
Good story btw, nothing like getting used | |||
"I had one few weeks ago off here, had never seen a face pic, had been talking few weeks, basically had only seen her tits in a bra, told me she was a nurse etc,said she was going to meet me once never showed. So this afternoon had finished work early, had a lil snooze in bed, woke up come on here, talking to her, said she was finished work soon, I was like pop over, asked for my postcode etc.. so there's me not expecting her to show, I'm pottering about in house, gets a text is your door open? .. looks out window there's a car outside, could of been anyone's though, goes and unlocks door, few seconds later door opens, by this time, heart was going not knowing what was gonna be on other side haha she walks in, in a local factory uniform, turns round saying right were we doing it!.. walks into bedroom strips off totally, so I get my kit off, she turns round to me and says have you got anything, then says it doesn't look very big .. I was thinking well I'm not a fucking walking hard on!.. wasn't expecting her to show so wasn't really turned on, so I gets on bed starts doing things, then I get up and go to kiss her .. gets I don't do kissing, so thinks alright, so says well you fancy giving me a suck, gets I only suck my lad off.. by this time was thinking fuck me man what the fuck.. so goes back down to business, she cums pushes my head away, turns round and says right I've cum I'm away, blokes do it all the time, gets ready and walks out and says thanks nice to meet you .. afterwards I was sat thinking what the fuck! did that actually happen haha .. I think I'd just been used , felt so bad ..
Have you still got her number? Asking for a friend obvs
Was all done on here, no numbers
So how did she txt you then??
Good story btw, nothing like getting used "messaged on here text same thing | |||
"Met a guy for a social at a local pub, he wrote perfect English in his text yet wasn't too great when it was spoken (he was Polish, I discovered). He turned up in a dirty white transit and kept calling all the women from fab bitches. I was pretty uncomfortable to say the least! Then he was trying to get me in the back of his van for a fuck even though I'd told him I don't fuck on the first meet. I made my excuses, he wasn't having it, so I told him to do one before I alerted the staff. I now refer to him as buffalo bill when talking about this encounter. He messaged me for days after, calling me by the wrong name.......... Rachael, verify me you bitch!! Needless to say he's blocked lmfao" Bloody hell girl, he sounds like a catch...what WERE you thinking!?? | |||
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"Joe's right (I hate saying that) " Say it again. ;) | |||
"Met a guy for a social at a local pub, he wrote perfect English in his text yet wasn't too great when it was spoken (he was Polish, I discovered). He turned up in a dirty white transit and kept calling all the women from fab bitches. I was pretty uncomfortable to say the least! Then he was trying to get me in the back of his van for a fuck even though I'd told him I don't fuck on the first meet. I made my excuses, he wasn't having it, so I told him to do one before I alerted the staff. I now refer to him as buffalo bill when talking about this encounter. He messaged me for days after, calling me by the wrong name.......... Rachael, verify me you bitch!! Needless to say he's blocked lmfao" you had a lucky escape there xxx | |||
