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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...
I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same  woe is me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want snacks too. I'm gonna haul ass to the shop once I get out of this really lush bath
Need a back scrub i have hob nobs 
Are they chocolate ones?"
Yes my favourites!  |
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"I want my central heating to work.. but have settled for my electric blanket to keep me warm
Have you tried turning it off and on again? "
I got a leak so have had to turn it off. Too late to drain the system now and repair it. Boo hoo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want my nice shower gel but my brats have not only used my bathroom they've used my smellies! "
I always forget to put mine up out of reach, but instead of using them for the intended purpose, they make some form of potion!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off "
it's too cold for no heating. I don't do cold, so if my heating went I think I'd move into someone else's until it was fixed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off "
Still?? Bloody hell!  |
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Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!
First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'
Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course!  ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!
I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!
Meh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!
First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'
Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!
I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!
Meh! "
I'm sure someone spoke but I can't see anyone  |
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"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!
First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'
Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!
I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!
Meh! "
Nice boots  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...
I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me"
id like to feel better.. had a horrible stomach bug all day and just starting to feel hungry x |
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"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!
First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'
Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!
I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!
Meh!
Nice boots "
You saw me?? 
Thanks lovely!
Mrs SB's boots forum pic challenge from weeks ago - I'm behind the times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm being bullied 
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter  )"
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want my nice shower gel but my brats have not only used my bathroom they've used my smellies!
I always forget to put mine up out of reach, but instead of using them for the intended purpose, they make some form of potion! "
Ha.they have they're own bathroom.feckers shudnt even be in mine! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!
First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'
Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!
I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!
Meh! "
Harry Potter called and let me know he went by and dropped his cloak as he went by you, he's just recently taken it back.
*notice* if you've never read or seen Harry Potter you probably have no idea what I'm on about. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm being bullied
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter )
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder "
If it wasn't work it'd be the gym |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm being bullied
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter )
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder
If it wasn't work it'd be the gym "
Loool
Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm being bullied
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter )
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder
If it wasn't work it'd be the gym
Loool
Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway "
Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats  |
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"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!
First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'
Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!
I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!
Meh!
Nice boots
You saw me??
Thanks lovely!
Mrs SB's boots forum pic challenge from weeks ago - I'm behind the times! "
Nothing wrong with that lady.
I'm 48 hours behind |
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"I'm being bullied
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter )
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder
If it wasn't work it'd be the gym
Loool
Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway
Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats "
Curly wurly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...
I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me"
Is this like rant Thursday lite? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...
I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me
Is this like rant Thursday lite? "
Damnit! I was considering putting in a notice for markoh, informing it wasn't for ranting, I have a rant for that and I'm saving it. I knew I should have put that notice in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm being bullied
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter )
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder
If it wasn't work it'd be the gym
Loool
Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway
Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats
Curly wurly?"
Hey hey hey what's all this? you bully me and then corrupt my saviour with your offers of treats I should've signed up to pof instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...
I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me
Is this like rant Thursday lite?
Damnit! I was considering putting in a notice for markoh, informing it wasn't for ranting, I have a rant for that and I'm saving it. I knew I should have put that notice in. "
Haha... sussed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm being bullied
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter )
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder
If it wasn't work it'd be the gym
Loool
Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway
Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats
Curly wurly?"
Coop- pack of 5 a £1. We could let him have the spare one, but I think halving it would be a better idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...
I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me
Is this like rant Thursday lite?
Damnit! I was considering putting in a notice for markoh, informing it wasn't for ranting, I have a rant for that and I'm saving it. I knew I should have put that notice in.
Haha... sussed "
He shall bypass this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm being bullied
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter )
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder
If it wasn't work it'd be the gym
Loool
Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway
Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats
Curly wurly?
Coop- pack of 5 a £1. We could let him have the spare one, but I think halving it would be a better idea "
Let's see if she has gone to the dark side or still has a little sympathy for me...I am buying the damn things after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling old, fat,ugly and to top it off Dicks forgot it's my birthday tomorrow. "
You're certainly not old, you definitely don't look fat and I can see you're not ugly. As for forgetting your birthday I hope he makes it up to you big time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want heating in my shed. He heater gave up before and I've been to 4 local supermarkets to look for a replacement..nobody stocks heaters apparently so I need to go town tomorrow.
still. making do with a hairdryer for now a bit noisy but it's kinda working  |
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"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off
it's too cold for no heating. I don't do cold, so if my heating went I think I'd move into someone else's until it was fixed. "
Can I kip or your sofa. He says with chattering teeth |
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"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off
Still?? Bloody hell! "
5 bloody days now. I look like a lanky smerf |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I want heating in my shed. He heater gave up before and I've been to 4 local supermarkets to look for a replacement..nobody stocks heaters apparently so I need to go town tomorrow.
still. making do with a hairdryer for now a bit noisy but it's kinda working "
Have you thought of leaving the shed and, going in the house and snuggling with your girlfriend?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I watched American Sniper and didn't know the true story, so the ending came as a surprise and has caused me to cry like a pussy for the past 10 minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off
it's too cold for no heating. I don't do cold, so if my heating went I think I'd move into someone else's until it was fixed.
Can I kip or your sofa. He says with chattering teeth "
Sure take a pew, your feet may dangle off the end though  |
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"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off
it's too cold for no heating. I don't do cold, so if my heating went I think I'd move into someone else's until it was fixed.
Can I kip or your sofa. He says with chattering teeth
Sure take a pew, your feet may dangle off the end though "
At least the middle bit will be warm and I make a mean breakfast as a thank you |
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"I'm being bullied
Poor lamb
Please help me
Come here sugar
(Like a lamb to the slaughter )
Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder
If it wasn't work it'd be the gym
Loool
Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway
Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats
Curly wurly?
Coop- pack of 5 a £1. We could let him have the spare one, but I think halving it would be a better idea
Let's see if she has gone to the dark side or still has a little sympathy for me...I am buying the damn things after all "
Split it girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...
I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me"
Cuddle off kimi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...
I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me
Cuddle off kimi "
Nawww (((hug))) (that is how virtual ones are given isn't it?) as I'm in a caring nice kinda mood |
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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago
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"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.
Milk? Sugar?
Just milk ta.
Sweet enough
Of course!
Let me guess, butter wouldn't melt?"
It probably would. My tongue would just swirl automatically... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want my restless legs to stop twitchin. xxx
Oh god I get that too "
It's my left leg tonight. I should get outta bed n take some parras but I don't wanna disturb luna-pants. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.
Milk? Sugar?
Just milk ta.
Sweet enough
Of course!
Let me guess, butter wouldn't melt?
It probably would. My tongue would just swirl automatically..."
is that so |
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