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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.
That was fast 
I'll have a jack's honey on ice please 
Fine choice  "
Damn right. I have impeccable taste  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. 
sounds like you need some ice "
I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. |
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.
sounds like you need some ice
I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. "
I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.
You'll be in knickers next  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Think i'm getting a cold, freezing in here so Lemsip & a large spoon full please..
One for H too as she's bound to get it..
S
I recommened honey, the runny kind not set. Good for the throat."
All out down here, know where we might get some?
x
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.
sounds like you need some ice
I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.
I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.
You'll be in my knickers next "
That's a little forward. But if you insist? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please?
Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself "
Bugger!
I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please |
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.what cocktails do u do x"
A faberoony.
"Served long and tall over crushed hopes and dreams, a shot of sarcasm,2 measures of fuckery mixed with 3 fingers of naughty"
Drink slowly or suffer fabicide.
Fancy one? |
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.
sounds like you need some ice
I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.
I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.
You'll be in my knickers next
That's a little forward. But if you insist? "
I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.
sounds like you need some ice
I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.
I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.
You'll be in my knickers next
That's a little forward. But if you insist?
I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know. "
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.
That was fast
I'll have a jack's honey on ice please
Can you make that two please?"
How about you share a bottle in that booth over there |
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.
sounds like you need some ice
I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.
I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.
You'll be in my knickers next
That's a little forward. But if you insist?
I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know.
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Don't be giving me that look otherwise I'll have to take you in hand! |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Can you make a good mojito?
Oh hell yes I can.
Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something?
I'll take a shot of vodka "
Well if you're talking shots then line em up! I can do shots  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please?
Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself
Bugger!
I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please"
Wow! Someone else who likes Drambui (although I drink mine neat(  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone."
Happy hunpday lil miss
Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .
Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom
What time do you get off ? |
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.
Happy hunpday lil miss
Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .
Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom
What time do you get off ?"
I get off when you say I can |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.
Happy hunpday lil miss
Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .
Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom
What time do you get off ?
I get off when you say I can "
Then get off with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.
Happy hunpday lil miss
Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .
Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom
What time do you get off ?
I get off when you say I can "
You get off when your finished, then you may need to lie back and recover a while before your next shift |
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By *xx1Man
over a year ago
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In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please.....
THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour
Cheers x
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please.....
THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour
Cheers x
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Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here. |
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.
Happy hunpday lil miss
Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .
Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom
What time do you get off ?
I get off when you say I can
You get off when your finished, then you may need to lie back and recover a while before your next shift "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large rose for Mrs,
and a muddy water for me. 
I'm driving, I'm always driving, can't someone else drive so I can hit the Jack?
Have a layover, plenty of room at this inn "
Now how could we possibly refuse that offer!?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Diet Coke. Or rather, Pepsi Max, ideally cherry flavoured please.
Not feeling like alcohol tonight.
Put it on the tab - and have one for yourself barkeep.
Cheers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy humpday fabbers.
What you having?
Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.
I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple.
How could I refuse you
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How indeed......
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By *xx1Man
over a year ago
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please.....
THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour
Cheers x
Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here. "
Haha you joker.
Give me a Guinness cold then Miss Honey |
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please.....
THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour
Cheers x
Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here.
Haha you joker.
Give me a Guinness cold then Miss Honey"
I will even pop a shamrock on top |
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