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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diving in to Stranger Things on Netflix

Hi bootiful

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Diving in to Stranger Things on Netflix

Hi bootiful

"
hey you, good to see you..whats that then a film? what genre x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heading bed soon.have great night perving

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Heading bed soon.have great night perving

"
good evening sweet, thanks for dropping by, hope you have a pleasant nights rest xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In bed at work, having a browse. Roll on 7:30am when I can leave this room is freezing as the radiator isn't working.

Mrs Dirty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Diving in to Stranger Things on Netflix

Hi bootiful

hey you, good to see you..whats that then a film? what genre x"

It's a series that is a 'must see' so I'm giving it a whirl

'When a young boy disappears, his mother, a police chief, and his friends must confront terrifying forces in order to get him back'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cold, in pain and hungry

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"In bed at work, having a browse. Roll on 7:30am when I can leave this room is freezing as the radiator isn't working.

Mrs Dirty "
no heat..thats not on at work too..hope you got plenty of comfy blankets and stuff and hot drinks, do you have to stay awake?

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan over a year ago

Fylde

Just arrived in a hotel. Ahhhh comfy bed

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Diving in to Stranger Things on Netflix

Hi bootiful

hey you, good to see you..whats that then a film? what genre x

It's a series that is a 'must see' so I'm giving it a whirl

'When a young boy disappears, his mother, a police chief, and his friends must confront terrifying forces in order to get him back'"
ahh ok i dont have tv or netflix, tell me if its any good x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Cold, in pain and hungry

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good evening BN, why are you in pain? xx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Just arrived in a hotel. Ahhhh comfy bed"
hi raise..oooh hope thats a warm room for tonight. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sofa, TV, blankets.... and perving

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan over a year ago

Fylde

"Just arrived in a hotel. Ahhhh comfy bed hi raise..oooh hope thats a warm room for tonight. x"

Yes thank goodness. It's snowing outside too!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Porn stars? Check! Perving? Check! Mischievousness? Check!!

I'm ready

Evening all!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Sofa, TV, blankets.... and perving"
hey logan, sounds like you got yourself sorted for the evening..snacks?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Just arrived in a hotel. Ahhhh comfy bed hi raise..oooh hope thats a warm room for tonight. x

Yes thank goodness. It's snowing outside too!"
really ?? geez..its early this year isnt it..did you take your woolies with you on this trip?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening lads n lasses help one selfs to steaming hot choc and raspberry cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In bed at work, having a browse. Roll on 7:30am when I can leave this room is freezing as the radiator isn't working.

Mrs Dirty no heat..thats not on at work too..hope you got plenty of comfy blankets and stuff and hot drinks, do you have to stay awake?"

I genuinely have a little summer duvet and that's it. I'm here to sleep in case of emergency, just need to warm up enough to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Malteasers and biscuits

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Porn stars? Check! Perving? Check! Mischievousness? Check!!

I'm ready

Evening all!"

mwhaha excellent Mr GM xx a naughty evening to you xx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"evening lads n lasses help one selfs to steaming hot choc and raspberry cake "
hey lovely..oooh thankyou xx how are you today? xx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Porn stars? Check! Perving? Check! Mischievousness? Check!!

I'm ready

Evening all!

mwhaha excellent Mr GM xx a naughty evening to you xx"

The best kind

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"In bed at work, having a browse. Roll on 7:30am when I can leave this room is freezing as the radiator isn't working.

Mrs Dirty no heat..thats not on at work too..hope you got plenty of comfy blankets and stuff and hot drinks, do you have to stay awake?

I genuinely have a little summer duvet and that's it. I'm here to sleep in case of emergency, just need to warm up enough to sleep"
oh my...cant you go find any others..or find some plastic pop bottles you can turn into hot water bottles?

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan over a year ago

Fylde

"Just arrived in a hotel. Ahhhh comfy bed hi raise..oooh hope thats a warm room for tonight. x

Yes thank goodness. It's snowing outside too!really ?? geez..its early this year isnt it..did you take your woolies with you on this trip?"

Haha no. Suited and booted I'm afraid. But bed is waaaaaarm.

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Malteasers and biscuits"
good stuff, now you are sorted xxx

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"evening lads n lasses help one selfs to steaming hot choc and raspberry cake hey lovely..oooh thankyou xx how are you today? xx"
ruddy freezing 2 jumpers on thick socks hot water bottle 2 cats and fingerless gloves on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening. I'm working and perving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"evening lads n lasses help one selfs to steaming hot choc and raspberry cake "

Don't mind if I do ma'am

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

"
hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Porn stars? Check! Perving? Check! Mischievousness? Check!!

I'm ready

Evening all!

mwhaha excellent Mr GM xx a naughty evening to you xx

The best kind

"
chuckles

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Just arrived in a hotel. Ahhhh comfy bed hi raise..oooh hope thats a warm room for tonight. x

Yes thank goodness. It's snowing outside too!really ?? geez..its early this year isnt it..did you take your woolies with you on this trip?

Haha no. Suited and booted I'm afraid. But bed is waaaaaarm. "
well for that i am pleased for you..hope you can stay out of the cold and wet tomorrow x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx"

I've got a freezer with ice lollies in it. And a kettle and tea, coffee and sugar. But no water or milk. And no food

the kitchen is so far away

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"evening lads n lasses help one selfs to steaming hot choc and raspberry cake hey lovely..oooh thankyou xx how are you today? xxruddy freezing 2 jumpers on thick socks hot water bottle 2 cats and fingerless gloves on "
you sound like me..we could be sisters

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx"

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening. I'm working and perving

"
evening welsh, long shift tonight?, whats the weather like your way?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

I've got a freezer with ice lollies in it. And a kettle and tea, coffee and sugar. But no water or milk. And no food

the kitchen is so far away

"
you need a bottle of water in that fridge to boil when you want and some milk..do tesco deliver to your shed?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

"
im sure she likes nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cold, in pain and hungry

good evening BN, why are you in pain? xx"

My arthritis playing up with the cold. Feels like something is squeezing my left leg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all. I'm winding my way home through a cold, wet Blackpool. Dreaming of tea and toast.

Hope everyone is having a good night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In bed, hoping I can sleep instead of worrying about the election.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Evening Suzy, evening all. Working,lurking and perving for me.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

needs a hunk to warm me up

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

I have my parents visiting... I'm hiding for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

"
greetings peeps just pervin

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Cold, in pain and hungry

good evening BN, why are you in pain? xx

My arthritis playing up with the cold. Feels like something is squeezing my left leg. "
eeek nasty, gota nay heat packs or those wheatgrass thingys you heat in a microwave..

best thing is an infra red sauna, if you know anywhere that has one..major relief as it is dry heat due to infra red lamps and warms up your insides before the outside.. only 40 min cycle..effective xx

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening sexy jack xxx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all. I'm winding my way home through a cold, wet Blackpool. Dreaming of tea and toast.

Hope everyone is having a good night. "
hey lovely..are you ok? cant remember what was going on for you last time i read a comment..hope you are ok xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Suzy, yeah I commented on the porn star thread, love my porn!!

I'm working and perving as usual. Nice to hear your mischievous!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Evening Suzy. BED for me soon, under my 4.5 tog duvet and the fan on.

Just finished day shift after finishing night shift yesterday morning, so a bit tired now . HAVE a good night.

I won't bother saying behave yourself, where's the fun in that lol xxxxx Suzi

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"In bed, hoping I can sleep instead of worrying about the election. "
yeah dont worry, focus on breathing that needs to continue whatever. xx in and out and in and out, good for insomnia x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Suzy, evening all. Working,lurking and perving for me."
hiya...all quiet on the western front then?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I have my parents visiting... I'm hiding for a bit

..its ok, you are safe here with us, as long as you dont introduce us to them, it will be fine

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

greetings peeps just pervin

"
hi david, welcome to nocturnal..sounds like a fine occupation for this evening xx you well?

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

My leg fell off just after lunchtime

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"evening sexy jack xxx

Hey sexy. Hows things? x

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Evening all, keeping an eye on the election, while trying to avoid stalking some naked bird...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"Evening Suzy, evening all. Working,lurking and perving for me.hiya...all quiet on the western front then?

Yep. Same old same old darl. Jack.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

Inconvenient timing. You could have saved on lunch...

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hi Suzy, yeah I commented on the porn star thread, love my porn!!

I'm working and perving as usual. Nice to hear your mischievous!

xx"
ill look later on x bit livelier than i have been but i put that down to the sunshine during the day..i go stand in it, willing it to be stored in my body x hope you are well hunni? x

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

Inconvenient timing. You could have saved on lunch..."

I have a middle leg that helps out

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Chasing the dream! But so much more work to do!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Suzy. BED for me soon, under my 4.5 tog duvet and the fan on.

Just finished day shift after finishing night shift yesterday morning, so a bit tired now . HAVE a good night.

I won't bother saying behave yourself, where's the fun in that lol xxxxx Suzi

"
hi suzi, good to see you, nah no good behaviour here. hope you keep warm tonight ..through whatever means

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

"
in a shed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

"
but your dick is still in place right? alls well with the world as long as thats still there, who needs a leg anyway?

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

but your dick is still in place right? alls well with the world as long as thats still there, who needs a leg anyway?

My dick was always my third legs

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

A nice chilled, relaxed evening and off to bed soon xx

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

Hey you. Sounds good. Jack.

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all, keeping an eye on the election, while trying to avoid stalking some naked bird..."
hey SDM, good to see you, welcome...im avoiding the election and would like to be naked, in a warm country

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Suzy, yeah I commented on the porn star thread, love my porn!!

I'm working and perving as usual. Nice to hear your mischievous!

xxill look later on x bit livelier than i have been but i put that down to the sunshine during the day..i go stand in it, willing it to be stored in my body x hope you are well hunni? x"
Lol we're so alike! Love just finding a sun trap and standing there facing it. Even in these temperatures it can feel lovely! Yes I'm well darling and thank-you for asking. Big naked hug to you ((((hug)))xxx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chasing the dream! But so much more work to do! "
hey FN..live the dream baby!!!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

Hop it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening Suzy et al, just watching the new series of Dave Gorman Modern Life Is Goodish, and waiting for beer o'clock at midnight when I get paid

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

"
hey, you are up the road from me

..welcome to the back end of nowhere..may you enjoy the silence and the cold wind and the muddy puddle, that is the north sea...breathe in the sea air and youll feel happy about getting back home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

Hey you. Sounds good. Jack."

*waves* hi jack!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

but your dick is still in place right? alls well with the world as long as thats still there, who needs a leg anyway?

My dick was always my third legs

"
well there you go..no worries, legs are just superfluous to requirements these days, go rustic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

hey, you are up the road from me

..welcome to the back end of nowhere..may you enjoy the silence and the cold wind and the muddy puddle, that is the north sea...breathe in the sea air and youll feel happy about getting back home

Hahaha! I love the quietness up here!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"A nice chilled, relaxed evening and off to bed soon xx"
gnight saucy, sweet dreams xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

Squeak piggy?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

but your dick is still in place right? alls well with the world as long as thats still there, who needs a leg anyway?

My dick was always my third legs

well there you go..no worries, legs are just superfluous to requirements these days, go rustic

Isn't that what happens when you stand out in the rain too long?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

Squeak piggy?

Squeal even!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

"
was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

How was london?

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By *inkpanther773Man over a year ago

leigh

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

Lurking and perving here whilst trying to keep awake for US election, is a good opportunity for late night perving and saucy chatting

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

lurking in the forums and chat rooms looking for mischief

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjos in the distance

Squeak piggy?

Normal for Norfolk really

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hi Suzy, yeah I commented on the porn star thread, love my porn!!

I'm working and perving as usual. Nice to hear your mischievous!

xxill look later on x bit livelier than i have been but i put that down to the sunshine during the day..i go stand in it, willing it to be stored in my body x hope you are well hunni? xLol we're so alike! Love just finding a sun trap and standing there facing it. Even in these temperatures it can feel lovely! Yes I'm well darling and thank-you for asking. Big naked hug to you ((((hug)))xxx"
oooh nice thankyou sweet...mmmm sun trap yeah love the sun..and naked hugs xxxxx

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

Squeak piggy?

Squeal even!"

Oh I can do either in the right circumstances!!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

"
i dont play the banjo..honest..its not me

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Day has been great. Lurking. Perving and ended up having the most views and Fab I've ever had in one day. SO thanks to all concerned

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

How was london?"

Cold but I did get to nibble a chocolate mince pie in Fortnum and Mason

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

Hop it.

"
hahaha hey you..you're funny xxx good to see you, are you well? x

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

i dont play the banjo..honest..its not me

For once I know it's not...too far away

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Suzy et al, just watching the new series of Dave Gorman Modern Life Is Goodish, and waiting for beer o'clock at midnight when I get paid

"
who? modern no no, you dont want any of that new fangled shizz..go get ready to go get a beer, you got half hour

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

hey, you are up the road from me

..welcome to the back end of nowhere..may you enjoy the silence and the cold wind and the muddy puddle, that is the north sea...breathe in the sea air and youll feel happy about getting back home

Hahaha! I love the quietness up here!

"
yep its quiet, until someone farts and then you can hear it across the county as its so flat

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

Hey you. Sounds good. Jack.

*waves* hi jack!

Waves back. Hope you are nice and toastie. Throwing it down here and have to go do some work shortly lol. Jack.

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My leg fell off just after lunchtime

but your dick is still in place right? alls well with the world as long as thats still there, who needs a leg anyway?

My dick was always my third legs

well there you go..no worries, legs are just superfluous to requirements these days, go rustic

Isn't that what happens when you stand out in the rain too long?

"
yeah you go soggy

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

Lurking and perving here whilst trying to keep awake for US election, is a good opportunity for late night perving and saucy chatting

"
hi pink im keeping away from the election ..yep great excuse though xx

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

hey, you are up the road from me

..welcome to the back end of nowhere..may you enjoy the silence and the cold wind and the muddy puddle, that is the north sea...breathe in the sea air and youll feel happy about getting back home

Hahaha! I love the quietness up here!

yep its quiet, until someone farts and then you can hear it across the county as its so flat

Standing on the cliff tops at West Runton late at night with nothing but the sound of the sea and a beautiful starry night for company does have a certain other worldliness to it though.....

....until someone lets rip in Suffolk!!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"lurking in the forums and chat rooms looking for mischief

x"
hey odin you lovely one..youve found mischief how are you lovely? keeping well i hope xxxx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

Squeak piggy?

Squeal even!

Oh I can do either in the right circumstances!!

"
mmmmmmmm

noted

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Day has been great. Lurking. Perving and ended up having the most views and Fab I've ever had in one day. SO thanks to all concerned

"
hey nunu,, thats my name for you

x so glad you had a great day xxx you deserve it xx

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

Squeak piggy?

Squeal even!

Oh I can do either in the right circumstances!!

mmmmmmmm

noted

*hunts frantically for the delete post button*

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

"
would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

i dont play the banjo..honest..its not me

For once I know it's not...too far away

im off the hook

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

What is it with these threads and legs falling off? Was mine the other night!!

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By *inkpanther773Man over a year ago

leigh

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

Lurking and perving here whilst trying to keep awake for US election, is a good opportunity for late night perving and saucy chatting

hi pink im keeping away from the election ..yep great excuse though xx

It's definitely the excuse part that I'm using, all the best chats etc are late night. Hence this post. x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

hey, you are up the road from me

..welcome to the back end of nowhere..may you enjoy the silence and the cold wind and the muddy puddle, that is the north sea...breathe in the sea air and youll feel happy about getting back home

Hahaha! I love the quietness up here!

yep its quiet, until someone farts and then you can hear it across the county as its so flat

Standing on the cliff tops at West Runton late at night with nothing but the sound of the sea and a beautiful starry night for company does have a certain other worldliness to it though.....

....until someone lets rip in Suffolk!!

"
haha. i dont like it here, had you gathered that yet?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!"

Evening IWO...hope your cats allow you more sofa room than ours do...currently got about 6" of ours...the cat has the other 5'6"!!

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

Squeak piggy?

Squeal even!

Oh I can do either in the right circumstances!!

mmmmmmmm

noted

*hunts frantically for the delete post button*

"
missed your chance its written down and etched into my etchings, i mean memory x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carrying a (not quite) d*unken buzz, whilst waiting for the US election results to roll in.

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!"
hey IW xx welcome, you got nice hands then?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

hey, you are up the road from me

..welcome to the back end of nowhere..may you enjoy the silence and the cold wind and the muddy puddle, that is the north sea...breathe in the sea air and youll feel happy about getting back home

Hahaha! I love the quietness up here!

yep its quiet, until someone farts and then you can hear it across the county as its so flat

Standing on the cliff tops at West Runton late at night with nothing but the sound of the sea and a beautiful starry night for company does have a certain other worldliness to it though.....

....until someone lets rip in Suffolk!!

haha. i dont like it here, had you gathered that yet?

Well and truly noted and understood!!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

North Norfolk's good for that....tinged with the sound of banjo's in the distance

Squeak piggy?

Squeal even!

Oh I can do either in the right circumstances!!

mmmmmmmm

noted

*hunts frantically for the delete post button*

missed your chance its written down and etched into my etchings, i mean memory x"

Dang!! *makes mental note to exert more care in future*

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

What is it with these threads and legs falling off? Was mine the other night!!

"
it was?

deja vu ? i have no idea how it came to be a body part donation clinic thingy, poor girl only wanted a cup of tea

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

I've got a freezer with ice lollies in it. And a kettle and tea, coffee and sugar. But no water or milk. And no food

the kitchen is so far away

you need a bottle of water in that fridge to boil when you want and some milk..do tesco deliver to your shed?

Its a freezer. The fridge is in the other shed. Its too cold to go out. There's loads of water in there though. And I'm not all that fussed about milk. I take my tea black and I don't really like coffee

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

Lurking and perving here whilst trying to keep awake for US election, is a good opportunity for late night perving and saucy chatting

hi pink im keeping away from the election ..yep great excuse though xx

It's definitely the excuse part that I'm using, all the best chats etc are late night. Hence this post. x

"
well accept that excuse;) x and thank you for contributing here xx i got the pink panther theme tune running round in my head though x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. I'm winding my way home through a cold, wet Blackpool. Dreaming of tea and toast.

Hope everyone is having a good night. hey lovely..are you ok? cant remember what was going on for you last time i read a comment..hope you are ok xx"

I'm pretty good. It was probably just me bitching about working too much

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

What is it with these threads and legs falling off? Was mine the other night!!

it was?

deja vu ? i have no idea how it came to be a body part donation clinic thingy, poor girl only wanted a cup of tea

Yeah...your damned pirate fixation!!

Cup of tea? Have I taken a wrong turn and ended up in "Snog, Cuppa, Fuck or Avoid" again?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!

Evening IWO...hope your cats allow you more sofa room than ours do...currently got about 6" of ours...the cat has the other 5'6"!!

"
im only 5'4

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? "
err me..and others..am i in trouble?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Carrying a (not quite) d*unken buzz, whilst waiting for the US election results to roll in."
hey kandi, you may need to stay squiffy for the next four years x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening Suzy et al, just watching the new series of Dave Gorman Modern Life Is Goodish, and waiting for beer o'clock at midnight when I get paid

who? modern no no, you dont want any of that new fangled shizz..go get ready to go get a beer, you got half hour

It's a one man stand up comedy show, he's brilliant, 15 mins now

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm up! Well in bed in north Norfolk -- out of the big smoke and looking forward to country walks and convalescence for the week.

hey, you are up the road from me

..welcome to the back end of nowhere..may you enjoy the silence and the cold wind and the muddy puddle, that is the north sea...breathe in the sea air and youll feel happy about getting back home

Hahaha! I love the quietness up here!

yep its quiet, until someone farts and then you can hear it across the county as its so flat

Standing on the cliff tops at West Runton late at night with nothing but the sound of the sea and a beautiful starry night for company does have a certain other worldliness to it though.....

....until someone lets rip in Suffolk!!

haha. i dont like it here, had you gathered that yet?

Well and truly noted and understood!! "
good man xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all just home from work

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I'm not a fan of nuts, and there's enough nutters in this shed already

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

I've got a freezer with ice lollies in it. And a kettle and tea, coffee and sugar. But no water or milk. And no food

the kitchen is so far away

you need a bottle of water in that fridge to boil when you want and some milk..do tesco deliver to your shed?

"
xx i hope your lovely one, gets one for you x

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!

Evening IWO...hope your cats allow you more sofa room than ours do...currently got about 6" of ours...the cat has the other 5'6"!!

im only 5'4

Well if you ask the cat nicely I'm sure he'll make room

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? err me..and others..am i in trouble?

Nah, not on here, lol.

What other naughty topics have come up tonight?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all. I'm winding my way home through a cold, wet Blackpool. Dreaming of tea and toast.

Hope everyone is having a good night. hey lovely..are you ok? cant remember what was going on for you last time i read a comment..hope you are ok xx

I'm pretty good. It was probably just me bitching about working too much

"
need hugs and a smooch? xx

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Evening all just home from work

Evening FL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been having car fun again!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

What is it with these threads and legs falling off? Was mine the other night!!

it was?

deja vu ? i have no idea how it came to be a body part donation clinic thingy, poor girl only wanted a cup of tea

Yeah...your damned pirate fixation!!

Cup of tea? Have I taken a wrong turn and ended up in "Snog, Cuppa, Fuck or Avoid" again?

"
my fault that after lunch people legs fall off? and they want pegging, i mean pegs for legs or other kinky acts

is that 'leg', 'peg', or 'parrot'? in pirates weekly, classified section ?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Suzy et al, just watching the new series of Dave Gorman Modern Life Is Goodish, and waiting for beer o'clock at midnight when I get paid

who? modern no no, you dont want any of that new fangled shizz..go get ready to go get a beer, you got half hour

It's a one man stand up comedy show, he's brilliant, 15 mins now

"
i keep rreading it as john norman author of the gor books..must make note to buy the new one x 10 mins xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. I'm winding my way home through a cold, wet Blackpool. Dreaming of tea and toast.

Hope everyone is having a good night. hey lovely..are you ok? cant remember what was going on for you last time i read a comment..hope you are ok xx

I'm pretty good. It was probably just me bitching about working too much

need hugs and a smooch? xx

From you? Of course

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all just home from work

"
hey gunlover xx yay, get in out of the cold and pull up a pew, or spanking stool or bean bag, whatever makes you comfy

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all just home from work

hey gunlover xx yay, get in out of the cold and pull up a pew, or spanking stool or bean bag, whatever makes you comfy

"
haha gun lover..sorry fun..funlover

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

What is it with these threads and legs falling off? Was mine the other night!!

it was?

deja vu ? i have no idea how it came to be a body part donation clinic thingy, poor girl only wanted a cup of tea

Yeah...your damned pirate fixation!!

Cup of tea? Have I taken a wrong turn and ended up in "Snog, Cuppa, Fuck or Avoid" again?

my fault that after lunch people legs fall off? and they want pegging, i mean pegs for legs or other kinky acts

is that 'leg', 'peg', or 'parrot'? in pirates weekly, classified section ?

Think it might come under "Accessories - Piratical" or possibly "Pieces Of Gait" *badoom tish*

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I'm not a fan of nuts, and there's enough nutters in this shed already

"
chuckles

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I got tea

I wanted hot chocolate but tea was good enough

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!

Evening IWO...hope your cats allow you more sofa room than ours do...currently got about 6" of ours...the cat has the other 5'6"!!

im only 5'4

Well if you ask the cat nicely I'm sure he'll make room

"
no, i am the 5'4" cat

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? err me..and others..am i in trouble?

Nah, not on here, lol.

What other naughty topics have come up tonight?"
i dont know it all turns naughty without it meaning to really..im totally innocent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening folks

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Been having car fun again!

"
bit cold for that isnt it, id be worried the gear stick might break off in your hands

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? err me..and others..am i in trouble?

Nah, not on here, lol.

What other naughty topics have come up tonight?i dont know it all turns naughty without it meaning to really..im totally innocent

*splutter coughs*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all just home from work

hey gunlover xx yay, get in out of the cold and pull up a pew, or spanking stool or bean bag, whatever makes you comfy

My bed now nice and cosy watch the world go by

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!

Evening IWO...hope your cats allow you more sofa room than ours do...currently got about 6" of ours...the cat has the other 5'6"!!

im only 5'4

Well if you ask the cat nicely I'm sure he'll make room

no, i am the 5'4" cat

More a kitty really

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all. I'm winding my way home through a cold, wet Blackpool. Dreaming of tea and toast.

Hope everyone is having a good night. hey lovely..are you ok? cant remember what was going on for you last time i read a comment..hope you are ok xx

I'm pretty good. It was probably just me bitching about working too much

need hugs and a smooch? xx

From you? Of course

"
big hugs hunni, and a smacker X warm hot tub, sounds awesome right now x

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Day has been great. Lurking. Perving and ended up having the most views and Fab I've ever had in one day. SO thanks to all concerned

hey nunu,, thats my name for you

x so glad you had a great day xxx you deserve it xx"

Thank you xx

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Evening folks"

Evening NSLE

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

What is it with these threads and legs falling off? Was mine the other night!!

it was?

deja vu ? i have no idea how it came to be a body part donation clinic thingy, poor girl only wanted a cup of tea

Yeah...your damned pirate fixation!!

Cup of tea? Have I taken a wrong turn and ended up in "Snog, Cuppa, Fuck or Avoid" again?

my fault that after lunch people legs fall off? and they want pegging, i mean pegs for legs or other kinky acts

is that 'leg', 'peg', or 'parrot'? in pirates weekly, classified section ?

Think it might come under "Accessories - Piratical" or possibly "Pieces Of Gait" *badoom tish*

"
hahaha you made me laugh out loud, very good!!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I got tea

I wanted hot chocolate but tea was good enough

"
yay she got tea, well done you xxxx

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? err me..and others..am i in trouble?

Nah, not on here, lol.

What other naughty topics have come up tonight?i dont know it all turns naughty without it meaning to really..im totally innocent

*splutter coughs*"

Don't listen to him, I believe you Suzy.

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening folks"
hey NSL elmo welcome to nocturnal..how are you this evening? x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? err me..and others..am i in trouble?

Nah, not on here, lol.

What other naughty topics have come up tonight?i dont know it all turns naughty without it meaning to really..im totally innocent

*splutter coughs*"
pats MrGM on the back, you alright dear, whispers in his ear..dont give the game away...

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

What is it with these threads and legs falling off? Was mine the other night!!

it was?

deja vu ? i have no idea how it came to be a body part donation clinic thingy, poor girl only wanted a cup of tea

Yeah...your damned pirate fixation!!

Cup of tea? Have I taken a wrong turn and ended up in "Snog, Cuppa, Fuck or Avoid" again?

my fault that after lunch people legs fall off? and they want pegging, i mean pegs for legs or other kinky acts

is that 'leg', 'peg', or 'parrot'? in pirates weekly, classified section ?

Think it might come under "Accessories - Piratical" or possibly "Pieces Of Gait" *badoom tish*

hahaha you made me laugh out loud, very good!!

I have my moments!! Can retire in peace now though!!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all just home from work

hey gunlover xx yay, get in out of the cold and pull up a pew, or spanking stool or bean bag, whatever makes you comfy

My bed now nice and cosy watch the world go by

"
nice hope you chill out and enjoy rest of the evening x

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? err me..and others..am i in trouble?

Nah, not on here, lol.

What other naughty topics have come up tonight?i dont know it all turns naughty without it meaning to really..im totally innocent

*splutter coughs* pats MrGM on the back, you alright dear, whispers in his ear..dont give the game away...

Ooohh hot breathy whispers in my ear...what was I saying again?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!

Evening IWO...hope your cats allow you more sofa room than ours do...currently got about 6" of ours...the cat has the other 5'6"!!

im only 5'4

Well if you ask the cat nicely I'm sure he'll make room

no, i am the 5'4" cat

More a kitty really

"
yeah im a kitty cat

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening! hey IW xx welcome, you got nice hands then?

Erm, soft hands, long fingers and I've been told I'm good with my hands

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Day has been great. Lurking. Perving and ended up having the most views and Fab I've ever had in one day. SO thanks to all concerned

hey nunu,, thats my name for you

x so glad you had a great day xxx you deserve it xx

Thank you xx"
xx

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!

Evening IWO...hope your cats allow you more sofa room than ours do...currently got about 6" of ours...the cat has the other 5'6"!!

My cats ignore the sofa and pile on me

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By *ohnnybadman666Man over a year ago

Warrington

Watching the US Erection coverage.

Did I get that right?

Sleep well, people.

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? err me..and others..am i in trouble?

Nah, not on here, lol.

What other naughty topics have come up tonight?i dont know it all turns naughty without it meaning to really..im totally innocent

*splutter coughs*

Don't listen to him, I believe you Suzy.

"
yes..ahem..sits up straight..and so you should . im a very good girl

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Chilling in the shed

radio on, heater on, feet up, cushions on the sofa, it's lovely. Could do with a hot chocolate and maybe some food though

hey sweet, good to see you..erm you need to make a secret stash xxxx

Are you suggesting AF becomes a squirrel?

im sure she likes nuts

She's in the right place for that, that's for sure!!

in a shed?

no silly...*whispers* ....this place

was that nuts or nutters she wanted to stash in her shed??

I couldn't possibly say...maybe both?

would she stask a pile of nuts in her fridge or by the fire..maybe she keeps a stash of legs too

What is it with these threads and legs falling off? Was mine the other night!!

it was?

deja vu ? i have no idea how it came to be a body part donation clinic thingy, poor girl only wanted a cup of tea

Yeah...your damned pirate fixation!!

Cup of tea? Have I taken a wrong turn and ended up in "Snog, Cuppa, Fuck or Avoid" again?

my fault that after lunch people legs fall off? and they want pegging, i mean pegs for legs or other kinky acts

is that 'leg', 'peg', or 'parrot'? in pirates weekly, classified section ?

Think it might come under "Accessories - Piratical" or possibly "Pieces Of Gait" *badoom tish*

hahaha you made me laugh out loud, very good!!

I have my moments!! Can retire in peace now though!!

"
no in hard times i may haveto hire you out

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chilling with my cats and getting frustrated looking at sexy women I can't get my hands on

Hope everyone's had a great evening!

Evening IWO...hope your cats allow you more sofa room than ours do...currently got about 6" of ours...the cat has the other 5'6"!!

My cats ignore the sofa and pile on me

Ours aren't particularly lappy....just curl up as close to you as they can forcing you into a corner!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all just home from work

hey gunlover xx yay, get in out of the cold and pull up a pew, or spanking stool or bean bag, whatever makes you comfy

My bed now nice and cosy watch the world go by

nice hope you chill out and enjoy rest of the evening x"

Spend most of the time chilled been a good day so very relaxed tonight x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all. in a mischief mood this evening, its all the talk of porn stars and perving..

so, how has your day been? Are you lurking, perving, working or other...?

come say hi, it would be nice to see you,

I'm stuck at work.

Who was talking about porn stars? err me..and others..am i in trouble?

Nah, not on here, lol.

What other naughty topics have come up tonight?i dont know it all turns naughty without it meaning to really..im totally innocent

*splutter coughs* pats MrGM on the back, you alright dear, whispers in his ear..dont give the game away...

Ooohh hot breathy whispers in my ear...what was I saying again?

"
you were subtly protesting i wasn't innocent...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great, maxed the seated leg press machine at the gym today and had a good bike session afterwards

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