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What's so special about sliced bread?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

How many times do you hear the expression about the "best thing since sliced bread"?

Surely there's gotta be a better yardstick than that?

I would also add i prefer mine uncut, well chunky at least, but i know yous lot would take the piss.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The park keeper doesn't like it when you throw a rock hard stale bloomer or tiger loaf at the ducks.... the duck which gets hit by it isnt that keen either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many times do you hear the expression about the "best thing since sliced bread"?

Surely there's gotta be a better yardstick than that?

I would also add i prefer mine uncut, well chunky at least, but i know yous lot would take the piss."

I duuno about the sliced bread issue but "Surely there's gotta be a better term to use than "yardstick" to discribe a verbal expression....

Oh, I know... I can be so petty at times.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

How many times do you hear the expression about the "best thing since sliced bread"?

Surely there's gotta be a better yardstick than that?

I would also add i prefer mine uncut, well chunky at least, but i know yous lot would take the piss."

so if you prefer yours uncut, does that mean you put the butter and filling on each end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many times do you hear the expression about the "best thing since sliced bread"?

Surely there's gotta be a better yardstick than that?

I would also add i prefer mine uncut, well chunky at least, but i know yous lot would take the piss."

You must have a big toaster

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By *eighleedsMan over a year ago

leeds

The best thing about sliced bread is some forum posters will not be in danger of hurting themselves as they are not allowed sharp instruments such as a knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If toast always lands buttered side up and a cat always lands on its paws, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cat's back and threw it off a wall?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Didn't think women could throw Polo.

Rule 1

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"If toast always lands buttered side up and a cat always lands on its paws, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cat's back and threw it off a wall?

The RSPCA would get ya, courtesy of some moaning bint.

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By *oDownEasyMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

And what was "the best thing since ..." BEFORE they invented sliced bread

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