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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hiya No 5
yo there dudes...my nose is running and i aint a essex girl
Careful K is an Essex girl "
can i borrow her "white follow me home and fuck me shoes" then....in need of a good seeing to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hiya No 5
yo there dudes...my nose is running and i aint a essex girlput your head in a sink full of water for 50 mins....that will stop it "
errrrh gurgles and blows bubble....did you mean cold or warm water
your not being nice to me today doris...be careful you will get ya arse kicked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they are here on the shelf behind me "
what are??? ffs another loon sniffing his felt tips today...come on girlies attack...kick em in the popiscles before they re group |
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"they are here on the shelf behind me
what are??? ffs another loon sniffing his felt tips today...come on girlies attack...kick em in the popiscles before they re groupgive it a rest little lady......kick "
well its nice to see number 5 .,, |
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"they are here on the shelf behind me
what are??? ffs another loon sniffing his felt tips today...come on girlies attack...kick em in the popiscles before they re groupgive it a rest little lady......kick
well its nice to see number 5 .,, it is and good to see cool people on ere tooooooooo and our lovely polite ja ..princess gash "
have to admit she is polite and the perfect hostess i should imagine |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"they are here on the shelf behind me
what are??? ffs another loon sniffing his felt tips today...come on girlies attack...kick em in the popiscles before they re group"
K's white shoes - don't you keep yours on a shelf in the study? pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yo ya all talking about me again...your just jelo of me new boots....these boots are made for fucking...and thats what am going to do...and one of these days these boots are gona cum all over you.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yo ya all talking about me again...your just jelo of me new boots....these boots are made for fucking...and thats what am going to do...and one of these days these boots are gona cum all over you.."
I hate boots lol..... I know weird eh but I hate em lol.. think they ruin a womens lovely legs..
There its said now lol... I feel purged pmsl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"true dude love the feel of a womans legs....particularly that soft part right at the top of the inner thigh ...mmmmmmm"
Ear Muffs is the word your looking for mate... The ear muffs lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"true dude love the feel of a womans legs....particularly that soft part right at the top of the inner thigh ...mmmmmmm"
Ear Muffs is the word your looking for mate... The ear muffs lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing but nothing feels nicer than a womans legs...
Covered in half a cow or recycled pvc couch doesn't do much for me... "
a man covered in soapsuds does feck all for me lol
bah humbug
what a victor meldrew mr notts is today. bet as a kid he never believed in father christmas, the toothfairy or the easter bunny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mmmh i love kisses me...
sitting in work now with a smile on my face
and contrary to belief i actually work hard at my place of employment. u dont realise and know how much effort and face muscles goes into smiling at peops when they come in |
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"mmmh i love kisses me...
sitting in work now with a smile on my face
and contrary to belief i actually work hard at my place of employment. u dont realise and know how much effort and face muscles goes into smiling at peops when they come in"
do you realise how hard it is for them smiling back and thinking nice tits ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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actually one day we had a LA porn star who had come in to get hers made bigger. a guy sitting next to me for an medical examination was embarassed the way she was talking. and on the way out ignored the porn star and told me i had a nice smile....never noticed me tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sell tickets, we'd make a packet for the charity funds"
of me masturbating yer mean....
just spoke to the boots and they said maybe it depends if its my charity...the ann summers one |
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