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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Following on from a post on another thread... how do men accessorise their style of dress...
Simple..
The shop assistant says, "Would you like a horny slut to go with that jacket/shoes/jeans (*delete as applicable)", and we reply, "well that's jolly decent of you. Ta."  |
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I've just consulted the Bro Code and as far as I can tell Bros must not accessorise.
Base ball caps are acceptable but:
'A Bro may only position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the mentally ill.' |
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"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park. 
unless you wear a B/B cap backwards, in a crap car, with a tinny sounding sound system!
Err - umm, which I'm not!!!  "
That's fine, as it helps to get a clear target for my Stinger missile system then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure any of you dudes have even read the bro code let alone own it.
A B/B Cap is for keeping the sun out of driver's eyes, and for no other reason!"
I thought tinted windows and ultra-v strip lights on the underside of the car was for keeping the sun out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just consulted the Bro Code and as far as I can tell Bros must not accessorise.
Base ball caps are acceptable but:
'A Bro may only position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the mentally ill.'"
God you are doing well another true statment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Following on from a post on another thread... how do men accessorise their style of dress...
Simple..
The shop assistant says, "Would you like a horny slut to go with that jacket/shoes/jeans (*delete as applicable)", and we reply, "well that's jolly decent of you. Ta." "
Can you tell me where that shop is  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Following on from a post on another thread... how do men accessorise their style of dress...
Simple..
The shop assistant says, "Would you like a horny slut to go with that jacket/shoes/jeans (*delete as applicable)", and we reply, "well that's jolly decent of you. Ta."
Can you tell me where that shop is "
Well it used to be Mr Buyrites (Byerites?), but since their demise I'd hazard a guess that that particular baton has been passed to TopMan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.
Years ago they were white?
White dog turds?
Never seen one of them before.  "
Not even when you were a kid?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.
Years ago they were white?
White dog turds?
Never seen one of them before.
Not even when you were a kid?
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I remember white dig crap - why was it White? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.
Years ago they were white?
White dog turds?
Never seen one of them before.
Not even when you were a kid?
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Well, only if it had been left out in the sun for a while... and we did have longer, hotter summers in those days.. ah, nostalgia, it just ain't like it used to be. |
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