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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know how if you have a really nice looking pair of hands, you can model with them?
I wondered if I could volunteer myself and my cock, for some of the beautiful girls on here who like their selfies, showing off those full lips...wouldn't a big cock to use them on make for a nice accompaniment? 
(Look its worth a try...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought you meant tying it in knots like balloon modelling. That would be cool.
Have you seen puppetry of the penis  "
No. I was hiding behind the sofa.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought you meant tying it in knots like balloon modelling. That would be cool.
Have you seen puppetry of the penis
No. I was hiding behind the sofa.
The things they do "
Pulling Wang shapes is really a thing?!! |
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"I thought you meant tying it in knots like balloon modelling. That would be cool.
Have you seen puppetry of the penis
No. I was hiding behind the sofa.
The things they do
Pulling Wang shapes is really a thing?!! "
Sure is. Google it...or don't |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it. "
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought you meant tying it in knots like balloon modelling. That would be cool.
Have you seen puppetry of the penis
No. I was hiding behind the sofa.
The things they do
Pulling Wang shapes is really a thing?!!
Sure is. Google it...or don't "
Not gonna let curiosity get the better of me there...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it. "
I suspect you'll get more takers than the OP... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it. "
The things we have to do for a quiet life. Oh, alright then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it.
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP."
I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal. |
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it.
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP.
I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal."
You can find him... in amongst the pidgeons....in the square.....
It's a divisive statement, but i have to say i like it  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal."
You have a point OP. It happens all the time. But your OP isn't one that will attract many women - it's more a male fantasy. So gender reversed of course it will be more popular with an attractive woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it. "
yes please I'll volunteer x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it.
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP.
I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal."
Why do you begrudge them?
Just wondering as I personally wouldn't want to be with anyone that fell for that kind of sycophancy (I'm not sure we'd get along) and I don't see the kind of guys that do it as competition/threat. It's no skin off my nose. |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal.
You have a point OP. It happens all the time. But your OP isn't one that will attract many women - it's more a male fantasy. So gender reversed of course it will be more popular with an attractive woman."
This |
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it.
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP.
I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal."
Yeah people let's concentrate on the op's penis,ok op back to you. Start your own fanny thread's ladies. The op wants to talk about his cock again...  |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"I don't think you'd want me, I have massive hands. Unless you'd like to try having a cock that looks small for a day?"
Some people said Jeremy Beadle had a smal cock , but on the other hand ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it. "
I'd tongue you all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it.
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP.
I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal.
Why do you begrudge them?
Just wondering as I personally wouldn't want to be with anyone that fell for that kind of sycophancy (I'm not sure we'd get along) and I don't see the kind of guys that do it as competition/threat. It's no skin off my nose."
You don't feel threatened by guys because you have a big penis and a leather jacket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think you'd want me, I have massive hands. Unless you'd like to try having a cock that looks small for a day?
Some people said Jeremy Beadle had a smal cock , but on the other hand ...... "
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"I don't think you'd want me, I have massive hands. Unless you'd like to try having a cock that looks small for a day?
Some people said Jeremy Beadle had a smal cock , but on the other hand ......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thought the op meant those plaster of Paris cock casting kits.
Never mind ..."
I'll admit I have thought about it...
*awaits inevitable 'fuck yourself' joke* |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it.
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP.
I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal.
Why do you begrudge them?
Just wondering as I personally wouldn't want to be with anyone that fell for that kind of sycophancy (I'm not sure we'd get along) and I don't see the kind of guys that do it as competition/threat. It's no skin off my nose.
You don't feel threatened by guys because you have a big penis and a leather jacket. "
I'm not sure that I have a big penis, and I certainly don't have a leather jacket, but compliments/sycophancy turn my stomach too..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it. "
Prove it and I'm game james |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it.
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP.
I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal.
Why do you begrudge them?
Just wondering as I personally wouldn't want to be with anyone that fell for that kind of sycophancy (I'm not sure we'd get along) and I don't see the kind of guys that do it as competition/threat. It's no skin off my nose.
You don't feel threatened by guys because you have a big penis and a leather jacket.
I'm not sure that I have a big penis, and I certainly don't have a leather jacket, but compliments/sycophancy turn my stomach too....."
Good job I wasn't giving a compliment then wasn't it, just a veracious observation. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"On that premise I could say I have a really nice looking fanny and ask if any guys want their picture taken with their tongue inside it.
Am sure you'd get quite a few replies to be fair much to the chagrin of the OP.
I don't begrudge women for being so popular, my contempt is for the masses of single males who grovel them right up onto the pedestal.
Why do you begrudge them?
Just wondering as I personally wouldn't want to be with anyone that fell for that kind of sycophancy (I'm not sure we'd get along) and I don't see the kind of guys that do it as competition/threat. It's no skin off my nose.
You don't feel threatened by guys because you have a big penis and a leather jacket.
I'm not sure that I have a big penis, and I certainly don't have a leather jacket, but compliments/sycophancy turn my stomach too.....
Good job I wasn't giving a compliment then wasn't it, just a veracious observation. "
I didn't say you were, did I bach? |
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