Feeling shitty today

By *iver2015 OP Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

I really feel like I could sleep the day away. I'm feeling totally 'meh'.

Any ideas, jokes, puns or stories to perk me up a bit?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever wondered why if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut....

By *iver2015 OP Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

Haha! That actually made me giggle.

Cheers.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Google 'peek-a-boo kitty'

If that doesn't bring a warm fuzzy feeling then you have no heart.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever wondered why if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And here here's a quick joke for the telepathic members.........

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's red and smells like green paint ?? Red paint !!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hvee you eevr wnoeedrd how you can siltl raed tihs wtih all the ltertes mdudeled up ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock

By *iver2015 OP Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

Who's there?