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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was in B&Q yesterday. They have a Christmas tree that you can Bluetooth music to. Obviously meant to have Xmas tunes blaring out of the speaker in the tree. I Bluetoothed My Neck, My Back, My Pussy and My Crack.
Bemused shop staff and laughing customers. Priceless 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The local supermarket used to sell the energy drink 'p***y'. It's no longer on the shelves so I stomped down the drinks aisle asking any member of staff where I could find the pussy drink. |
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"The local supermarket used to sell the energy drink 'p***y'. It's no longer on the shelves so I stomped down the drinks aisle asking any member of staff where I could find the pussy drink. "
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