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Strong coffee please. It's early and I didn't sleep much last night. For all the wrong reasons. Oh and if there's a bacon butty go if too. That would be great. 
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"Strong coffee please. It's early and I didn't sleep much last night. For all the wrong reasons. Oh and if there's a bacon butty go if too. That would be great.
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If there's a coffee pot on the go I'm in, poached egg on a toasted bagel, with a little marmite maybe or bacon if I can be bothered to cook.
I could make a batch up though I guess and bring them over |
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"If there's a coffee pot on the go I'm in, poached egg on a toasted bagel, with a little marmite maybe or bacon if I can be bothered to cook.
I could make a batch up though I guess and bring them over "
Keep your marmite  |
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"If there's a coffee pot on the go I'm in, poached egg on a toasted bagel, with a little marmite maybe or bacon if I can be bothered to cook.
I could make a batch up though I guess and bring them over
Keep your marmite "
Will bring just the pot and people can help themselves then ?? |
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"My body clock has been missing for quite some while, so I'm having another pint then off to snooze land, but I'll have a bacon butty if there's one going please xx 
Sure thing. Sauce? "
Well I can be a bit saucy if ya like Miss  |
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"A kinda brueno and a glass of squash forgot my food when I came to work
Haven't had a bueno for ages!"
I haven't ethier was just a random buy yesturday lol. |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.  "
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
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"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!  "
I'll pay for Doc's breakfast.
Seeing your in a better mood today. 
Honey! Get him that bacon and maple cupcake to take to work too. Mmm,...bacon cupcake!!!  |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
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I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?  |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room? "
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen" |
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"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!
I'll pay for Doc's breakfast.
Seeing your in a better mood today.
Honey! Get him that bacon and maple cupcake to take to work too. Mmm,...bacon cupcake!!! "
Bacon cupcake? |
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"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!
I'll pay for Doc's breakfast.
Seeing your in a better mood today.
Honey! Get him that bacon and maple cupcake to take to work too. Mmm,...bacon cupcake!!!
Bacon cupcake? "
 oh yes....crispy bacon an maple frosting. . You'd love it!! |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?."
It's ok honey, you and Lacey just stay right under those covers all snuggled up, But no funny business until I get back
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
It's ok honey, you and Lacey just stay right under those covers all snuggled up, But no funny business until I get back
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You know I'm a rule breaker right? I'll get right down under the covers |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
It's ok honey, you and Lacey just stay right under those covers all snuggled up, But no funny business until I get back
You know I'm a rule breaker right? I'll get right down under the covers "
What's all that moaning and purring ?(walks in with tray of drinks) ..
Oh I see, where would you like me to put this lady's ?
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen" "
What about your other customers?
There waiting to be served. |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
It's ok honey, you and Lacey just stay right under those covers all snuggled up, But no funny business until I get back
You know I'm a rule breaker right? I'll get right down under the covers
What's all that moaning and purring ?(walks in with tray of drinks) ..
Oh I see, where would you like me to put this lady's ?
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Drinks on the side, you in the middle |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"
What about your other customers?
There waiting to be served. "
"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5" |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"
What about your other customers?
There waiting to be served.
"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5""
"She'll be back in 6 mins."
Honey! We're going to have foreplay too. |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"
What about your other customers?
There waiting to be served.
"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"
"She'll be back in 6 mins."
Honey! We're going to have foreplay too. "
Does that include a cuddle after? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"
What about your other customers?
There waiting to be served.
"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"
"She'll be back in 6 mins."
Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.
Does that include a cuddle after?"
Cuddle? Wow your clingy!
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"
What about your other customers?
There waiting to be served.
"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"
"She'll be back in 6 mins."
Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.
Does that include a cuddle after?
Cuddle? Wow your clingy!
"
I'm just wondering how you'll spend the surplus 3 minutes.
Maybe wash some pans? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"
What about your other customers?
There waiting to be served.
"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"
"She'll be back in 6 mins."
Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.
Does that include a cuddle after?
Cuddle? Wow your clingy!
I'm just wondering how you'll spend the surplus 3 minutes.
Maybe wash some pans?"
Why, are we having sex in the sink now? Kinky. |
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"Kettle is on.
Might even make breakfast
What are you having?.
Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.
Desert menu.
Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.
I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?
It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"
What about your other customers?
There waiting to be served.
"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"
"She'll be back in 6 mins."
Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.
Does that include a cuddle after?
Cuddle? Wow your clingy!
I'm just wondering how you'll spend the surplus 3 minutes.
Maybe wash some pans?
Why, are we having sex in the sink now? Kinky. "
This has all gone terribly wrong.
I meant to say "let's fuck up the kitchen" |
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over a year ago
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing "
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works .....  |
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works ..... "
Bacon and banana on toast. |
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works .....
Bacon and banana on toast. "
Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...? |
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works .....
Bacon and banana on toast. "
You two are freaking me out.
I have a thing about bananas. So sliced or mashed when they get all slimey, urgh. |
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works .....
Bacon and banana on toast.
Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...? "
I chuckled and shuddered reading this |
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works .....
Bacon and banana on toast.
Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...? "
Crispy back bacon.
Bananas sliced lengthwise at an angle. Fine dining here.
A drizzle of maple syrup served on toasted brioche. |
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works .....
Bacon and banana on toast.
Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...?
Crispy back bacon.
Bananas sliced lengthwise at an angle. Fine dining here.
A drizzle of maple syrup served on toasted brioche. "
You fancy fooker... |
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Super mega ultra large mocha would be nice.
There are Herbalife people in the hotel and I'm resisting the urge to go and wind them up so a big coffee would help |
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"I have had coffee and a banana.
But I would love a derlivery of white coffee, no sugar.
2 hot buttery crumpets with marmite please
Xxx"
Wouldn't all like some hot crumpets this morning, how they arrive I'm flexible on |
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"Super mega ultra large mocha would be nice.
There are Herbalife people in the hotel and I'm resisting the urge to go and wind them up so a big coffee would help"
Go and get a fry up and biggest latte and sit with them at breakfast |
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works .....
Bacon and banana on toast.
Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...?
Crispy back bacon.
Bananas sliced lengthwise at an angle. Fine dining here.
A drizzle of maple syrup served on toasted brioche.
You fancy fooker... "
Fuck yes! |
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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)
Coming your way sweet thing
I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....
It just works .....
Bacon and banana on toast.
Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...?
Crispy back bacon.
Bananas sliced lengthwise at an angle. Fine dining here.
A drizzle of maple syrup served on toasted brioche.
You fancy fooker...
Fuck yes! "
Get out of here with your bananas.
You can go off someone  |
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"Super mega ultra large mocha would be nice.
There are Herbalife people in the hotel and I'm resisting the urge to go and wind them up so a big coffee would help
Go and get a fry up and biggest latte and sit with them at breakfast"
That is tempting. May just walk up say 'fraud' and walk off |
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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet
Same 
Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you."
It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve |
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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet
Same
Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.
It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve "
I may wear glasses but even I know that's complete twaddle |
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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet
Same
Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.
It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve "
Got to love a filter |
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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet
Same
Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.
It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve
Got to love a filter "
I fecking hate filters lol |
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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet
Same
Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.
It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve
Got to love a filter "
Very true, now if only they could do something good with my face lol. Xx |
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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet
Same
Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.
It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve
Got to love a filter
Very true, now if only they could do something good with my face lol. Xx"
If you find one can you let me know - I have much more need of it |
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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet
Same
Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.
It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve
Got to love a filter
Very true, now if only they could do something good with my face lol. Xx"
I've got a few ideas |
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"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!
Oh please no
I'll be waiting "
Right young lady I think it's time you and I a word! Over my knee in my study I think! |
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"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!
Oh please no
I'll be waiting
Right young lady I think it's time you and I a word! Over my knee in my study I think! "
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