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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol!
No one's gonna admit to having any complaints now, are they? I must admit, it baffles me why anyone should put this, as sex is so subjective anyway! What pleases one, might not please another ...... |
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"see swingers chat regarding forms and complaints procedures  "
That's for moaning, complaints are a different department. They had to keep the moaning department open to handle all of the moaning about the complaints department closing. |
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Once met a marine for a social who said on his profile fun guaranteed. I told him to make sure he brought the guarantee.....at the end of the social I asked him if I could see it. He looked embarassed and apologised perfusely saying he was new to swinging and he forgot to bring it......ha ha ha bless. I'm a bad girl  |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands |
"Once met a marine for a social who said on his profile fun guaranteed. I told him to make sure he brought the guarantee.....at the end of the social I asked him if I could see it. He looked embarassed and apologised perfusely saying he was new to swinging and he forgot to bring it......ha ha ha bless. I'm a bad girl "
I make it very clear for starters that life time guarantees only come with Oaklies! however I always turn up with a supply of official fab complaint forms
and an ink well of lemon juice for the ladies to use when completing the form.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You see this quite often on Fab.
Do fab issue an appraisal form prior to meets?"
Dear Mr Now,
Is this the right time and place to file a complaint?
Signed,
OH |
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"see swingers chat regarding forms and complaints procedures
That's for moaning, complaints are a different department. They had to keep the moaning department open to handle all of the moaning about the complaints department closing."
Moaning forms are for moaning only. Rants will be added at a later date. Complaints should go to little dark room under the forums and await attention. Don't worry about the strange sounds, no ones ever come out complaining about them. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I'm an axe murderer. Feel free to complain but all future meets will involve the fridge, a random body part and a quick warm up the microwave to skin temperature. "
*lowers hand slowly and backs away*
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"I'm an axe murderer. Feel free to complain but all future meets will involve the fridge, a random body part and a quick warm up the microwave to skin temperature.
*lowers hand slowly and backs away*
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...and people get slated for not being honest on here! Just can't win can you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did get a complaint once actually. She said she'd had more pleasure on Blackpool sea front.
It wasn't received too well when I responded with, "Well, I came, its your fookin fault if you didn't, you shoulda put more effort into it."
Never saw her again. Miserable cow. |
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