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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I turned up at your house tonight?
It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?
How would the evening play out?
Beard |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"I turned up at your house tonight?
It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?
How would the evening play out?
Beard"
id be gobsmacked, ask if you were ok and stick the kettle on x same as anyone else xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to a club tonight. Come along. 
Ooh which club?
Quest. Should be fun "
I was hoping you said there, we had a fantastic night when we went recently. Now I just need a lift... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I turned up at your house tonight?
It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?
How would the evening play out?
Beard"
I'd wonder how you got past security........ 
Then I'd break open a brewskie.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I turned up at your house tonight?
It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?
How would the evening play out?
Beard"
Send me a face pic and I'll let you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell you to get your pinny on and get to work!
There may be treats after, depends how good a job you do. 
Get to work doing what?! "
House work, laundry, bathrooms, ironing and such. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell you to get your pinny on and get to work!
There may be treats after, depends how good a job you do.
Get to work doing what?!
House work, laundry, bathrooms, ironing and such. "
Pfft I'm barely housetrained, what makes you think I do housework? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell you that I hoped you liked Strictly Come Dancing and Ripper Street as that's what's on the cards for this evening round ours!!"
Well that's not too bad, as long as you can put up with me asking what's going on and 'who's that?' Throughout |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd say come in and make yourself comfy while my mam makes us a tea and opens the gingers "
Oooh I love gingers... oh hang on you mean biscuits don't you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I turned up at your house tonight?
It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?
How would the evening play out?
Beard"
Whiskey and talk about beards?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I turned up at your house tonight?
It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?
How would the evening play out?
Beard
Whiskey and talk about beards? "
If you mean the facial hair then sure, if you mean the gay man in a sham marriage then I'm not so sure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If hide behind the settee and pretend I wasn't in until you left 
Actually I'd invite you in for a cuppa and ask why the hell had you just turned up at my house! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If hide behind the settee and pretend I wasn't in until you left
Actually I'd invite you in for a cuppa and ask why the hell had you just turned up at my house! "
I'd be demanding an explanation for all the forum guff earlier...
Actually we could talk about the forumites that we've met  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I turned up at your house tonight?
It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?
How would the evening play out?
Beard
Whiskey and talk about beards?
If you mean the facial hair then sure, if you mean the gay man in a sham marriage then I'm not so sure "
Never heard of the second one, so the first one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I turned up at your house tonight?
It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?
How would the evening play out?
Beard"
I'd probably get nicked for GBH or depending on how d*unk I was you might wake up with a sore ring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we'd have to shag, it's freezing in here.
I'll get my coat... and a blanket
Can you pick up some crisps on the way? Ta.
What flavour? "
Salt and vinegar. Or any. Tbh I'm easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh you poor man you must be soaked walking around in this storm. Please let my wife undress you so she can dry your clothes over the stove. My goodness you're so cold, slip into the bed and let me warm you up with my body whilst the wife gets the cocoa on. Sorry the wife says the cocoa can wait, more important to get you hot. You don't mind us both sucking on your cock do you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread worked out well for you Beard..! "
Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!
Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me! "
If I drive.. can I come?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!
Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!
If I drive.. can I come? "
Are you glomming onto my fun? The whole pretext was that you weren't there! Now everyone will want me |
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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago
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"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!
Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!
If I drive.. can I come? "
Only if you come to Middlesbrough too please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!
Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!
If I drive.. can I come?
Only if you come to Middlesbrough too please! "
Looks like a whole north east tour now... Redhead get your keys... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!
Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!
If I drive.. can I come?
Only if you come to Middlesbrough too please!
Looks like a whole north east tour now... Redhead get your keys..."
Can we go tomorrow instead..I'm super tired now. #Flaky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!
Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!
If I drive.. can I come?
Only if you come to Middlesbrough too please!
Looks like a whole north east tour now... Redhead get your keys...
Can we go tomorrow instead..I'm super tired now. #Flaky"
Ok, I'm sure people will wait if they know you're coming too |
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