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If I called round to yours how would I be received?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "
you would be asked to join the queue behind the pretty girls all waiting in line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'd get the same treatment as BG, a spot on the sofa and all the Netflix you can handle. She had all the good biscuits though so you can blame her if you're peckish
Beard |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'd pop the kettle on, prepare a beef joint so it's not cremated and then ask you for opinions on regular fucks' cocks and if they are perfect or not. Oh and alcohol would be involved - gin or failing that vodka. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "
Damn. I'm not in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags.
you would be asked to join the queue behind the pretty girls all waiting in line"
can you iron clothes, clean and do dishes whilst you wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd ask what's wrong with my tea bags. I'd allow you to have a brew, but I'll crack open a can. Probably invite some guys round just to spice it up a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "
Kiss in the cheek as we hug then lead u to the kitchen to get u a beer or wine then relax see how things go  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring your own teabags and I would be offended and not let you in. "
Do you do loose leaf? I like strong tea with a gesture of milk and 1 sugar, bag in first obviously, or a teapot, what kind of set up have you got? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd welcome you in , get the kettle on so you can make a brew then sit down and discuss the ins and outs of rimming and large cocks. We can compare notes and no doubt laugh at a few horror stories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Admittedly I'm a coffee man but I don't discriminate you would be welcome to bring round your tea and associated paraphernalia!
I would offer kisses, a kettle, freshly baked cake and a cosy sofa, we could snuggle whilst watching the fireworks through the window before hopefully starting some of our own! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bring your own teabags and I would be offended and not let you in.
Do you do loose leaf? I like strong tea with a gesture of milk and 1 sugar, bag in first obviously, or a teapot, what kind of set up have you got?"
I have loose leaf and bags. I have two tea pots, rarely used as I do only tend to use them for guests.
I have Yorkshire tea, Twinings English Breakfast and everyday in bag form.
A selection of green and fruit teas, if that's your thing.
And an assam and an oolong, in loose leaf form.
And a variety of odd mugs to drink from. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring your own polish and dusters but we will provide the vacuum cleaner "
I actually have everything in the boot, my Henry, beeswax polish, regular polish, reflect for chrome, glass and mirrors, glint for stainless steel, razorback rapid degreaser for kitchens, zaflora, cleanfast industrial bathroom cleaners. I have telescopic dusters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "
straight to bed and stay there for hours  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags.
straight to bed and stay there for hours "
How far away are you from jades garden? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags.
straight to bed and stay there for hours
How far away are you from jades garden?"
Cwmbran?... not too far |
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"Well, BG is already here so I'd invite you in and suggest a threesome.
No food? "
Stop stiring, you know fine well I remember the correct answer to that. 
I bought them weeks ago, just in case...
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I don't know who BG is...... but you Teabag..... let me see.....
I'd keep you arm's length. Fill you with good red and listen to the blissfull bullshit that runs through your veins , rattles your head and leaves your mouth. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Bring your own polish and dusters but we will provide the vacuum cleaner
I actually have everything in the boot, my Henry, beeswax polish, regular polish, reflect for chrome, glass and mirrors, glint for stainless steel, razorback rapid degreaser for kitchens, zaflora, cleanfast industrial bathroom cleaners. I have telescopic dusters. "
If you've got your own milk too then you'd be most welcome. I can offer a kettle, water, mug, spoon and sugar.
I'd like to measure your hand potatoes and delve into your head to see what makes you tick.
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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I'd fuck the living daylights out of you, but you'd be disappointed with the size of the tool used..
You'd get the movie, food and stuff that BG got after as I think that's the right way round for you reading your posts..plus I'd be worried you'd fuck off after the food
I'd also wonder if you were lost
S |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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"Bring your own polish and dusters but we will provide the vacuum cleaner
I actually have everything in the boot, my Henry, beeswax polish, regular polish, reflect for chrome, glass and mirrors, glint for stainless steel, razorback rapid degreaser for kitchens, zaflora, cleanfast industrial bathroom cleaners. I have telescopic dusters. "
Your hired we pay in kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We'd probably be a bit surprised but a bottle of wine or two would likely be opened. Not terribly original but there you go. If you're lucky we might treat you to Domino's. We know how to spoil a girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got my mate here now so you'd have two of us turning up, I'm trying to convince her to have a double boobie picture with me!"
Two on one? Is this some kind of trick question?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"copying BG's thread!
Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?
Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "
With open arms by myself who would like to play with ya and with 101 questions by my wife about your tattoo as she's going for one very similar.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got my mate here now so you'd have two of us turning up, I'm trying to convince her to have a double boobie picture with me!"
id open the door and make it triple boob pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got my mate here now so you'd have two of us turning up, I'm trying to convince her to have a double boobie picture with me!"
Oh dear, might be too much for our poor hearts |
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