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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'm blacklisted 
But hell yeah, why not .. 
Don't worry Dan, I'll suck your cock for you "
 wasn't it sitting on my face so you didn't have to look at it yesterday?  |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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"I enjoy an orgy or group sex or whatever you want to call it. 
The hotter, wetter and stickier the better 
Like wrestling "
Technically it could be classed as a team sport I suppose, so I'll offer my services as the referee, someone has to keep some kind of order amongst you loveable rogues
Him |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"Nah
Whaaaaaaat?
I'd really prefer something more one to one."
Oooh, the 'I'll have one of those, I'll try some of that and a bit of this, I'll give that a try and a nibble of that too' might just be too much to resist. Hmmm, food for thought...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah
Whaaaaaaat?
I'd really prefer something more one to one.
Oooh, the 'I'll have one of those, I'll try some of that and a bit of this, I'll give that a try and a nibble of that too' might just be too much to resist. Hmmm, food for thought......"
More, I want to share a night of filthy passionate sex with someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was fucking a lady and someone slapped a warmish veggie pizza over my back - would anyone volunteer to help eat it off my body? "
Why an earth not? |
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"Nah
Whaaaaaaat?
I'd really prefer something more one to one.
I'm sure we can work that out in Manchester
Oh you flirt "
It'll start with hair stroking. I wanna be sure that it's not actually Markoh's hair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I was fucking a lady and someone slapped a warmish veggie pizza over my back - would anyone volunteer to help eat it off my body?
Why an earth not?
I'm just seeing who is open minded....."
That's one way of describing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!?  xxx
Fancy some pizza? "
Yes please I'm starving! Would you like some posh coffee? Xxx |
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Did you hijack my pizza ? "
No.....I was having sex with this lady (with 3 more waiting their turn) when this clumsy oaf tripped and smeared warmish veggie pizza all over my back....I'm looking for people into clean up duties to eat it off.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Did you hijack my pizza ? "
Ittttsssss minnnnneeee nowwwwww! xxx |
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Yes please I'm starving! Would you like some posh coffee? Xxx"
Yes, please. Is it single estate, organic and slow roasted? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Did you hijack my pizza ?
No.....I was having sex with this lady (with 3 more waiting their turn) when this clumsy oaf tripped and smeared warmish veggie pizza all over my back....I'm looking for people into clean up duties to eat it off. "
Oh hang on *backtracks* I though it was fresh pizza...... xxx |
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Did you hijack my pizza ?
No.....I was having sex with this lady (with 3 more waiting their turn) when this clumsy oaf tripped and smeared warmish veggie pizza all over my back....I'm looking for people into clean up duties to eat it off.
Oh hang on *backtracks* I though it was fresh pizza...... xxx"
It was! Except now it slowly sliding off my sex sweaty back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Yes please I'm starving! Would you like some posh coffee? Xxx
Yes, please. Is it single estate, organic and slow roasted? "
Taylars lazy Sunday I do belive. It's very mellow n smooth. Xxx |
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Did you hijack my pizza ?
Ittttsssss minnnnneeee nowwwwww! xxx"
I've got an 8 inch slice set aside for you in the oven x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Did you hijack my pizza ?
No.....I was having sex with this lady (with 3 more waiting their turn) when this clumsy oaf tripped and smeared warmish veggie pizza all over my back....I'm looking for people into clean up duties to eat it off.
Oh hang on *backtracks* I though it was fresh pizza...... xxx
It was! Except now it slowly sliding off my sex sweaty back. "
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Yes please I'm starving! Would you like some posh coffee? Xxx
Yes, please. Is it single estate, organic and slow roasted?
Taylars lazy Sunday I do belive. It's very mellow n smooth. Xxx"
Kopi luwak for me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Did you hijack my pizza ?
Ittttsssss minnnnneeee nowwwwww! xxx
I've got an 8 inch slice set aside for you in the oven x"
Mmmmm has it got spicy beef n peperonios on? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Yes please I'm starving! Would you like some posh coffee? Xxx
Yes, please. Is it single estate, organic and slow roasted?
Taylars lazy Sunday I do belive. It's very mellow n smooth. Xxx
Kopi luwak for me please "
Do they sell that in tescos  xxx |
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Yes please I'm starving! Would you like some posh coffee? Xxx"
Posh coffee you say, does that need "special" cream  |
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Did you hijack my pizza ?
Ittttsssss minnnnneeee nowwwwww! xxx
I've got an 8 inch slice set aside for you in the oven x
Mmmmm has it got spicy beef n peperonios on? xxx"
You know it, mind your teeth though it may contain metal bits lol |
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"I've been in bed all day n only got up to eat. Wtf has happened in here?!? xxx
Fancy some pizza?
Yes please I'm starving! Would you like some posh coffee? Xxx
Yes, please. Is it single estate, organic and slow roasted?
Taylars lazy Sunday I do belive. It's very mellow n smooth. Xxx
Kopi luwak for me please
Do they sell that in tescos xxx"
I wish, you may get civet coffee at a push. Will certainly percolate you up ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah
Whaaaaaaat?
Not everybody succumbs to your apparent charms
Aren't they?  "
Erm, I think you mean "Don't they" but don't worry too much about it. Afterall, English is quite a difficult language to fully comprehend at times, you are getting better though! |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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"Nah
Whaaaaaaat?
I'd really prefer something more one to one.
Oooh, the 'I'll have one of those, I'll try some of that and a bit of this, I'll give that a try and a nibble of that too' might just be too much to resist. Hmmm, food for thought......
More, I want to share a night of filthy passionate sex with someone"
That appeals too, greedy this one. |
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