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If I called round to yours for the evening...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'd be bugged all evening by my dogs; one would be trying to eat your hair, the other you would want to cuddle all evening. My son would be hogging the large sofa, so we would be squished up on the small one, with the dogs. After 15 minutes of that we would chip off to the pub, get d*unk and sing Karaoke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd be bugged all evening by my dogs; one would be trying to eat your hair, the other you would want to cuddle all evening. My son would be hogging the large sofa, so we would be squished up on the small one, with the dogs. After 15 minutes of that we would chip off to the pub, get d*unk and sing Karaoke."
similar to this though would be cuddles off my cat and minus the son  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd be bugged all evening by my dogs; one would be trying to eat your hair, the other you would want to cuddle all evening. My son would be hogging the large sofa, so we would be squished up on the small one, with the dogs. After 15 minutes of that we would chip off to the pub, get d*unk and sing Karaoke.
similar to this though would be cuddles off my cat and minus the son "
Unfortunately we don't have any animals for you to cuddle up with , so I guess you'd have to settle for us !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x"
I think go the pub..decent place with roaring fire..then back to ours and excuse myself while I nip the loo..come back open mouthed to lady couch sexy time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Order some food in,drink some alcohol and watch a few films on the sofa under a blanket with pillows curled up arms wrapped around you. Possible fall asleep on sofa midway through the film and wake up at the end of it haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We'd definitely be having sex, I'm not going to pretend I'd just make you a cup of tea, I'm enough of a gentleman to be courteous, but not so much of one that I wouldn't try to get in your knickers.
Just being honest |
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"You'd be waiting on my doorstep I'm afraid BG. I'm working all bloody evening 
You are due a bloody long holiday!
January. Lock up your husbands.
I like the husbands "
Can I pretend to be married then, just for the purposes of your particular post you understand  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"PJs, pizza, a few films and then fucking.
Can the pjs be optional? 
Everything is optional other than the fucking part."
Ideal. Carbs are out.
Let's fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x"
Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.
After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.
How's that sound for starters?
Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice
Beard"
I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x
Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.
After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.
How's that sound for starters?
Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....
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I hate cats 
But I'll show you my nips for the craic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would feed you a feast of good food and drinks.
We'd stay up enjoying life, till we fell asleep.
I might wake you.
Foooood  "
It's the food that gets a woman's attention. If only I knew this earlier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x
Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.
After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.
How's that sound for starters?
Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....
I hate cats
But I'll show you my nips for the craic "
Save yourself the trip then, just pop 'em in the post.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x
Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.
After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.
How's that sound for starters?
Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....
I hate cats
But I'll show you my nips for the craic
Save yourself the trip then, just pop 'em in the post.
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Fucker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice
Beard
I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you? "
No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice
Beard
I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?
No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner "
Your woman is a total liar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x
Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.
After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.
How's that sound for starters?
Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....
I hate cats
But I'll show you my nips for the craic
Save yourself the trip then, just pop 'em in the post.
Fucker "
Love you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance. I'd make us sticky chicken skewers, garlic bread, garlic mushrooms, wedges. I'd make shortbread and melt some galaxy in a bowl to dip the shortbread in. I'd get all the hard skin off your feet with my scholl pedi, I'd do your toenails with shellac nail polish, give you a head massage and show you my collection of penis pictures and videos. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance. I'd make us sticky chicken skewers, garlic bread, garlic mushrooms, wedges. I'd make shortbread and melt some galaxy in a bowl to dip the shortbread in. I'd get all the hard skin off your feet with my scholl pedi, I'd do your toenails with shellac nail polish, give you a head massage and show you my collection of penis pictures and videos. "
I'd fucking love to do this with you. I can imagine the laughs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance"
well shit, best chick flicks Ive ever seen
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance. I'd make us sticky chicken skewers, garlic bread, garlic mushrooms, wedges. I'd make shortbread and melt some galaxy in a bowl to dip the shortbread in. I'd get all the hard skin off your feet with my scholl pedi, I'd do your toenails with shellac nail polish, give you a head massage and show you my collection of penis pictures and videos.
I'd fucking love to do this with you. I can imagine the laughs! "
Well if you ever come over to South Wales you can sleep over like, I have a guest room. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x"
Well if we didn't know you were coming we'd order takeout & some naughty sweets & popcorn, chat, watch a film, play some drop the innuendo, touch your bum when you squeeze past us in the kitchen while we chat..and then knowing H you'll be halfway through a sentence & she'll just start snogging you...and well you know...
If you were expected, the food would be here already & the toys would be already out by the bed
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance
well shit, best chick flicks Ive ever seen
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I forgot drive, can't have a chick flick night without Gosling! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice
Beard
I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?
No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner
Your woman is a total liar. "
Oooh I'll tell her you said that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance. I'd make us sticky chicken skewers, garlic bread, garlic mushrooms, wedges. I'd make shortbread and melt some galaxy in a bowl to dip the shortbread in. I'd get all the hard skin off your feet with my scholl pedi, I'd do your toenails with shellac nail polish, give you a head massage and show you my collection of penis pictures and videos.
I'd fucking love to do this with you. I can imagine the laughs!
Well if you ever come over to South Wales you can sleep over like, I have a guest room. "
I'm gonna take a trip over for some rugby, so this is highly possible! 
Thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x
Well if we didn't know you were coming we'd order takeout & some naughty sweets & popcorn, chat, watch a film, play some drop the innuendo, touch your bum when you squeeze past us in the kitchen while we chat..and then knowing H you'll be halfway through a sentence & she'll just start snogging you...and well you know...
If you were expected, the food would be here already & the toys would be already out by the bed
S"
Fun  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice
Beard
I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?
No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner
Your woman is a total liar.
Oooh I'll tell her you said that! "
Do, and I'll also tell her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice
Beard
I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?
No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner
Your woman is a total liar.
Oooh I'll tell her you said that!
Do, and I'll also tell her! "
Right! No good biscuits for you!! |
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"Hypothetically speaking, of course...
What would we get up to?
BG x"
Its obvious, innit?
We'd play Monopoly.
You can learn a lot about someone by how they play Monopoly.
Then Jayne would get all horny and insist on a game of Lingerie Twister... its the same as normal Twister, but the ladies wear lingerie. |
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