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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way 
either make them look appealing or don't post them  ta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
Any ideas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Any ideas"
Bows and glitter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Any ideas
Bows and glitter "
inspired!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
Oh come on. Who tries harder than me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
see my av I've been call a big cock many times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Any ideas
Bows and glitter "
Ill give that some thought maybe even shirt bow tie and top hat  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?"
quite possibly..
tit for tat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?
quite possibly..
tit for tat "
An eye for an eye and... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "
noted will try later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "
I had to ask. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "
kinda got a pic like that I'll make public but your a size queen lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.
kinda got a pic like that I'll make public but your a size queen lol "
She didn't mind mine. You can but try |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile  "
That looks like it would say "thwack" or "biff" if you slapped that against my cheek. Very heavy looking, wowza! |
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Oh come on. Who tries harder than me "
Well sexybrain always seems to be promoting his |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile
That looks like it would say "thwack" or "biff" if you slapped that against my cheek. Very heavy looking, wowza!"
Lol. I thought I was special |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile
That looks like it would say "thwack" or "biff" if you slapped that against my cheek. Very heavy looking, wowza!"
damn and only if i were a year older i could message you and say hi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Oh come on. Who tries harder than me
Well sexybrain always seems to be promoting his "
Good point. But his photoshop skills are shite. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile
That looks like it would say "thwack" or "biff" if you slapped that against my cheek. Very heavy looking, wowza!"
"thwack".......u devil |
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Oh come on. Who tries harder than me
Well sexybrain always seems to be promoting his
Good point. But his photoshop skills are shite. Lol"
Yeah, I let him write his username on mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Oh come on. Who tries harder than me
Well sexybrain always seems to be promoting his
Good point. But his photoshop skills are shite. Lol
Yeah, I let him write his username on mine "
I'd be lucky to find a pen thin enough to be legible on mine |
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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
So says the woman who pics are so fantastic if you don't like them don't look at them your not perfect either |
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?"
Very good point but how many vags pics are sent to your inbox on a daily basis? Imagine being a woman here, it's an endless ugly sausage fest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?
Very good point but how many vags pics are sent to your inbox on a daily basis? Imagine being a woman here, it's an endless ugly sausage fest "
Tbh my cock pics are on show. I don't send them unless asked. You'll just have to put up with my Ugly mug instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "
Contender for post of the year, surely?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With so many cock pics on here you definitely have to try to be original n stand out.
Comedy cock pics are the best way to do this I reckon.
Before I had my milk tray cock pic,I had a pic up of my tadger next to a miniature can of lynx,got me quite a few fabs so it did! 
Then there was the guy with googly eyes on his wanger,which was pretty funny!
Funnier still though was whenever guys posted threads asking for advice/tips,he would always chip in with..."Have you tried putting googly eyes on your penis?"
Funny as fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With so many cock pics on here you definitely have to try to be original n stand out.
Comedy cock pics are the best way to do this I reckon.
Before I had my milk tray cock pic,I had a pic up of my tadger next to a miniature can of lynx,got me quite a few fabs so it did!
Then there was the guy with googly eyes on his wanger,which was pretty funny!
Funnier still though was whenever guys posted threads asking for advice/tips,he would always chip in with..."Have you tried putting googly eyes on your penis?"
Funny as fuck! "
I am said googly one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With so many cock pics on here you definitely have to try to be original n stand out.
Comedy cock pics are the best way to do this I reckon.
Before I had my milk tray cock pic,I had a pic up of my tadger next to a miniature can of lynx,got me quite a few fabs so it did!
Then there was the guy with googly eyes on his wanger,which was pretty funny!
Funnier still though was whenever guys posted threads asking for advice/tips,he would always chip in with..."Have you tried putting googly eyes on your penis?"
Funny as fuck!
I am said googly one "
Googly penis eyed legend!
You n your googly eyed tadger take a bow my good man,comedy cock shot masterclass right there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With so many cock pics on here you definitely have to try to be original n stand out.
Comedy cock pics are the best way to do this I reckon.
Before I had my milk tray cock pic,I had a pic up of my tadger next to a miniature can of lynx,got me quite a few fabs so it did!
Then there was the guy with googly eyes on his wanger,which was pretty funny!
Funnier still though was whenever guys posted threads asking for advice/tips,he would always chip in with..."Have you tried putting googly eyes on your penis?"
Funny as fuck!
I am said googly one
Googly penis eyed legend!
You n your googly eyed tadger take a bow my good man,comedy cock shot masterclass right there! "
One day people might work out its a penis in them photos |
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?
Very good point but how many vags pics are sent to your inbox on a daily basis? Imagine being a woman here, it's an endless ugly sausage fest
Tbh my cock pics are on show. I don't send them unless asked. You'll just have to put up with my Ugly mug instead"
Yes I looked. Fabulous dick pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?
Very good point but how many vags pics are sent to your inbox on a daily basis? Imagine being a woman here, it's an endless ugly sausage fest
Tbh my cock pics are on show. I don't send them unless asked. You'll just have to put up with my Ugly mug instead
Yes I looked. Fabulous dick pics "
Shh. They're not dick pics. Don't give the game away |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.
Just balancing things out. Yin/yang.  "
Of course some women do. Because we all know how often menfolk get inboxes flooded with remote controlled stuffed pussies or ones hovering over a toilet seat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.
Just balancing things out. Yin/yang.
Of course some women do. Because we all know how often menfolk get inboxes flooded with remote controlled stuffed pussies or ones hovering over a toilet seat."
Now I don't need to point out there's a lot of members on here and there are a variety of pictures from ladies, they can be arty, sexy and downright filthy.
A sky remote? I've seen worse shoved up there.
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..
basically you aren't very kinky/ creative
i like kinky and creative cock owners...
if i have to see pics of them at all. |
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"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..
basically you aren't very kinky/ creative
i like kinky and creative cock owners...
if i have to see pics of them at all."
I feel like this should be a photo challenge |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..
basically you aren't very kinky/ creative
i like kinky and creative cock owners...
if i have to see pics of them at all.
I feel like this should be a photo challenge "
go for it x |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..
basically you aren't very kinky/ creative
i like kinky and creative cock owners...
if i have to see pics of them at all."
Noted 
Prefer to keep mine at least partially hidden...stops the embarassing pointing and laughing that way!! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..
basically you aren't very kinky/ creative
i like kinky and creative cock owners...
if i have to see pics of them at all.
Noted
Prefer to keep mine at least partially hidden...stops the embarrassing pointing and laughing that way!!"
hey handsome xx if they are going to be presented for display, i like presents, thats all im saying |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..
basically you aren't very kinky/ creative
i like kinky and creative cock owners...
if i have to see pics of them at all.
Noted
Prefer to keep mine at least partially hidden...stops the embarrassing pointing and laughing that way!!
hey handsome xx if they are going to be presented for display, i like presents, thats all im saying "
*adds gift wrap to shopping list* |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..
basically you aren't very kinky/ creative
i like kinky and creative cock owners...
if i have to see pics of them at all.
Noted
Prefer to keep mine at least partially hidden...stops the embarrassing pointing and laughing that way!!
hey handsome xx if they are going to be presented for display, i like presents, thats all im saying
*adds gift wrap to shopping list* "
cling film will do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
my cock pics are beautiful, mines very pretty |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
All joking aside though I do agree with the OP some of the cock pics on here do leave me wondering..ones with just the head shown and the bulk of the pic being a toilet bowl, and its surrounds, is a good example...just why?
Well taken cock shots can be just as alluring as well taken pics of the female form...but just a cock does nothing for me and I'm only glad my inbox isn't bombarded with them daily!! (And no that's not an invite!!). |
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"I was thinking of decorating mine with baubles, fairy lights and tinsel to make it look like a Xmas tree if that would help ?
Baubles you say? "
And a sprig of mistletoe on top so I can ask the ladies if they want to kiss under the mistletoe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was thinking of decorating mine with baubles, fairy lights and tinsel to make it look like a Xmas tree if that would help ?
Baubles you say?
And a sprig of mistletoe on top so I can ask the ladies if they want to kiss under the mistletoe "
I am looking forward to this year's Christmas pics... |
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why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
maybe they think that look is appealing to us ladies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.
Just balancing things out. Yin/yang.
Start your own thread then.., hijacker "
I don't start threads. I try to end them! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
maybe they think that look is appealing to us ladies "
Hanging over the toilet bowl like a lemming about to launch itself off a cliff? Nah lol |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I see a lot of pics of strangulated cocks. Soooo unsexy! 
Strangulated by what?
Their hand seems to be favourite today. What's with the ?"
Just to response to the lol wouldn't mine strangulated by yours |
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
Lol |
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "
Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective. |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Will this do "
Actually, that's quite a good one! Black and white filters seem to really suit cock pics and the contrast between the darker, fat cock and the crisp, rumpled white sheets is lovely.
Yeah, it'll do! |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.
Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective. "
You don't want much do you? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Will this do
Actually, that's quite a good one! Black and white filters seem to really suit cock pics and the contrast between the darker, fat cock and the crisp, rumpled white sheets is lovely.
Yeah, it'll do!"
Just changed it to this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
If you don't like what you see don't look at them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men have such aesthetically pleasing willies, I just want to put a little hat on them!
I've met some really handsome ones in my time "
How does mine look Ruby |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"i think the women should all put their strap-on's as profile pics..see how all you guys like it seeing nothing but 'the appendage.
I actually quieted like seeing women with strapons
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day after day with no boobies or bums? i think youd grow bored |
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.
Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective.
You don't want much do you?"
I want it all treacle! |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.
Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective.
You don't want much do you?
I want it all treacle! "
You want me to cover the the treacle? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
If you don't like what you see don't look at them"
I take it you don't get sent cock pics attached to your messages? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"i think the women should all put their strap-on's as profile pics..see how all you guys like it seeing nothing but 'the appendage.
I actually quieted like seeing women with strapons
day after day with no boobies or bums? i think youd grow bored"
Hmmm point taken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"
Well I like my classic sky remote pic?? Any comments from the ladies??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Well I like my classic sky remote pic?? Any comments from the ladies???"
Is that one of those miniature remotes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as some of them are truly terrible...
lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way
either make them look appealing or don't post them ta
Well I like my classic sky remote pic?? Any comments from the ladies???
Is that one of those miniature remotes? "
Got shrunk in the wash x |
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"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.
I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.
I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.
Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective.
You don't want much do you?
I want it all treacle!
You want me to cover the the treacle? "
Cover me in treacle and lick it all off maybe......... |
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