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You think you click with a new friend and the situation is right to get naked...
After nipping to the bathroom, you return to find your willing playmate already undressed and in bed. As the bed covers come back to invite you in..... what would you find the biggest turn off?
A) Pubic fuzz that has the density of Epping Forest and actually needs to be parted with a rake before oral is possible.
B) Pustules and boils that look ready to pop on various parts of their body.
C) Pubic shaving rash that resembles a teenager's acne-attack in full glory.
D) They still have their pants on and they appear to be stuck on by the dried stains.
E) (please add your own example) |
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After all these years hubby announced the other night he doesnt like women with large feet...lol I dont him it was people like him that are responsible for poor little girls being foot bound and mutilated in China (ok I like to be dramatic). As I have size fives I couldnt get too heated on the subject but had to add personally, I like men with large feet......   |
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"After all these years hubby announced the other night he doesnt like women with large feet...lol I dont him it was people like him that are responsible for poor little girls being foot bound and mutilated in China (ok I like to be dramatic). As I have size fives I couldnt get too heated on the subject but had to add personally, I like men with large feet...... "
im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"After all these years hubby announced the other night he doesnt like women with large feet...lol I dont him it was people like him that are responsible for poor little girls being foot bound and mutilated in China (ok I like to be dramatic). As I have size fives I couldnt get too heated on the subject but had to add personally, I like men with large feet......
im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet "
**waves her size 4's in the air*** |
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"After all these years hubby announced the other night he doesnt like women with large feet...lol I dont him it was people like him that are responsible for poor little girls being foot bound and mutilated in China (ok I like to be dramatic). As I have size fives I couldnt get too heated on the subject but had to add personally, I like men with large feet......
im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet
**waves her size 4's in the air***"
mmmmmmmmmmm oh hell yeah babyyyy lol |
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"After all these years hubby announced the other night he doesnt like women with large feet...lol I dont him it was people like him that are responsible for poor little girls being foot bound and mutilated in China (ok I like to be dramatic). As I have size fives I couldnt get too heated on the subject but had to add personally, I like men with large feet......
im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet
**waves her size 4's in the air***
mmmmmmmmmmm oh hell yeah babyyyy lol"
Size 4 here too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You think you click with a new friend and the situation is right to get naked...
After nipping to the bathroom, you return to find your willing playmate already undressed and in bed. As the bed covers come back to invite you in..... what would you find the biggest turn off?
A) Pubic fuzz that has the density of Epping Forest and actually needs to be parted with a rake before oral is possible.
B) Pustules and boils that look ready to pop on various parts of their body.
C) Pubic shaving rash that resembles a teenager's acne-attack in full glory.
D) They still have their pants on and they appear to be stuck on by the dried stains.
E) (please add your own example)"
All of the above  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A soft cock "
I quite like soft cocks...
Means they dont peck ya eyes out 
seriously tho...i think they look like little one eyed moles....
sooooooo cute you just have to kiss um |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spots, Green theeth and bad breath, Loads of hair on bits turn of for oral for me.. Not looking like thay have had a shower for a week , Grandads jumper on .... Bitten down nails, Smell of old beer and BO, Just some things i dont like.LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After all these years hubby announced the other night he doesnt like women with large feet...lol I dont him it was people like him that are responsible for poor little girls being foot bound and mutilated in China (ok I like to be dramatic). As I have size fives I couldnt get too heated on the subject but had to add personally, I like men with large feet......
im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet
**waves her size 4's in the air***
mmmmmmmmmmm oh hell yeah babyyyy lol
Size 4 here too "
size 2 to 21/2 here any advance on that lol |
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"(E) Pubes shaved in the shape of a monkey or a banana.
So fucking patronising!
What about shaved into the shape of a funky mononykus?"
Stop it! stop it! stop it! I'm not hung like a mononykus 
I'm more like a Ornithomimus, that's right baby |
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"(E) Pubes shaved in the shape of a monkey or a banana.
So fucking patronising!
What about shaved into the shape of a funky mononykus?
Stop it! stop it! stop it! I'm not hung like a mononykus
I'm more like a Ornithomimus, that's right baby "
Can I raptor your ultrasauros |
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"(E) Pubes shaved in the shape of a monkey or a banana.
So fucking patronising!
What about shaved into the shape of a funky mononykus?
Stop it! stop it! stop it! I'm not hung like a mononykus
I'm more like a Ornithomimus, that's right baby
Can I raptor your ultrasauros "
I have had medical advice that if I do that again I will need stitches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Skid marks have to be up there somewhere, no pun intended.
How high up do you want them to be? Most people stop wiping before the top of their crack."
For heaven's sake Polo! |
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"Skid marks have to be up there somewhere, no pun intended.
How high up do you want them to be? Most people stop wiping before the top of their crack.
For heaven's sake Polo! "
I had to ask.... it might be some sort of badger fetish and he's expecting the stripe to go all the way up their back.... over the top of their head and finish at their nose |
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