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I've just had............
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A ghost poop.
I know I had a poop.
I felt it.
I heard the splash as it hit the water.
The splashback made my back wet.
But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.
And no sign of Richard in the pond.
I'm sure I didn't dream it.
#poltergeist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A ghost poop.
I know I had a poop.
I felt it.
I heard the splash as it hit the water.
The splashback made my back wet.
But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.
And no sign of Richard in the pond.
I'm sure I didn't dream it.
#poltergeist "
Good man...sounds like you coiled one straight around the bend,,,,
Respect....high-five...  |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"A ghost poop.
I know I had a poop.
I felt it.
I heard the splash as it hit the water.
The splashback made my back wet.
But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.
And no sign of Richard in the pond.
I'm sure I didn't dream it.
#poltergeist "
Mysterious , yet so satisfying |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"A ghost poop.
I know I had a poop.
I felt it.
I heard the splash as it hit the water.
The splashback made my back wet.
But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.
And no sign of Richard in the pond.
I'm sure I didn't dream it.
#poltergeist "
too mutch info lol |
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"I don't understand your specific type of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it 
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I literally have no words and yes I realise by saying that makes it a paradox before the smartasses here pick me up on it lol |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Can we have daily threads about the status of your shit? It really adds something to the forum"
I quite like the unashamedly shit nature of this thread. Maybe not daily though as rereading the OP has made me feel a bit sick. |
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"I've just had my lunch and wished I haven't opened this thread "
I was actually in the middle of eating my lunch when I opened this thread, though for some strange reason I'm now taking a temporary rest from it ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we have daily threads about the status of your shit? It really adds something to the forum"
If I had any idea where it went I'd be happy to comply.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't understand your specific type of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it "
Some would say batshit crazy....
Honestly, I shit you not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.
I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight. |
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"Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.
I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight. "
Speak for yourself, lady. Not into sports or shit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.
I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight. "
More chance of looking at me diet than looking at me poop.
I reckon it'll be hitting the coast in....
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3
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2
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1......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A ghost poop.
I know I had a poop.
I felt it.
I heard the splash as it hit the water.
The splashback made my back wet.
But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.
And no sign of Richard in the pond.
I'm sure I didn't dream it.
#poltergeist "
I'm a massive fan of ghosties
of course Perdita doesn't poo at all, or trump apparently
Templar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.
I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight.
Speak for yourself, lady. Not into sports or shit. "
And I'm not a bloody man  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.
I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight.
Speak for yourself, lady. Not into sports or shit.
And I'm not a bloody man "
But you do poop, yes? |
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