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Does any lady wanna come dogging with me in my new Audi TT

By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sorry, I'm allergic to Audis

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

What colour is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not much room in a tt for anything let alone dogging.

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

Do you drive Hun. I'm happy to go in your car

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Has it got heated seats?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you drive Hun. I'm happy to go in your car

Nope don't drive n don't think boyfriend would take us in scoobie he's just had it cleaned x

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried giving my ltrp a blow job in his R8, it was impossibly uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X"

You do know winter has arrived.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Walk up,to the lady and exclaim "Audi pardner!"

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Why have you bought a girls car?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X"

Oh shame, I don't like black cars

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By *orny-HungMan over a year ago

preston

"Sorry, I'm allergic to Audis

Love it (thumbs up emoji)

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Do you drive Hun. I'm happy to go in your car

Haha sorry I stopped having sex in cars around 1979!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Why have you bought a girls car?"

Shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread made me

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

"Why have you bought a girls car?"

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. "

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. "

No one looks good in a girls car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£30k spare for a new car....

I would have gone for something a little faster and more leg room.

I'm only 5'3 n don't have leg room in a tt.

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By *adystephanieTV/TS over a year ago

glos

Does that involve the 'four sprung duck technique' ?

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X"

See, no one in their right mind would go dogging in a black car, it would look like a zebra crossing in the morning....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. "

How old are you?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm looking at the new Porsche Panamera next week but I can't see it being better than a 911.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

Ooh high maintenance i like that.

too high maintenance for my 3k

Second hand fiesta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X"

Bit cold outside to have sex on a car bonnet...

If you did manage to find a woman cray enough to do it. remember she is shaking with excitement she is freezing cold

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. "

Are you a hairdresser?

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

I'm 32.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 32. "

and you're nice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 32. "

Are you having a early mid-life crisis? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?!

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

I love it. A girls car and a hair dresser. We have our first fab comedian. Keep them coming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Are you a hairdresser?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk up,to the lady and exclaim "Audi pardner!"

Yussssss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Are you a hairdresser?

Hahaha"

I thought he must be a hairdresser too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?!"

There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?!

There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x"

That's me out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love it. A girls car and a hair dresser. We have our first fab comedian. Keep them coming. "

Not the first fab comedian. There is quite a few funny people

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'm 32. "

..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?!

There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x

That's me out! "

My mate has a tt n my knees are almost at my chest it's that squashed lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. "

At a guess you haven't impressed too many people.

Maybe not turned out the way you expected?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. "

Rather an old one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?"

Exactly my thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?!

There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x

That's me out!

My mate has a tt n my knees are almost at my chest it's that squashed lol.

Also they not that good for drive through because they so low lol you have to hang out window to talk in the speaker also when u collect or pay you either have to almost climb out winow or the cashier has to almost fall put window x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is class! Thank you OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is class! Thank you OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In all seriousness and to be fair to the OP, it's not an unreasonable request on a casual sex site forum and I hope he finds some joy and someone to join him

But if I had a shiny new car last thing I'd be doing is shagging ON it! Imagine if it got dented! Not worth that hassle - take a nice blanket with you and shag IN FRONT of your pride and joy, not on it! I'm just thinking of the insurance ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?!

There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x

That's me out!

My mate has a tt n my knees are almost at my chest it's that squashed lol.

My mate picked me up for a wedding in her Porsche. I asked how the fuck was I supposed to get in it, with my dodgy knees. She had to help me lower myself down into the seat. Stupid cars.

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By *eshzMan over a year ago

0151

OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. "

What time?

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

"I'm 32.

..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle?

What a silly comment. You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. From the comments I'm reading not a lot of you have been in the new TT. Maybe you could goggle it b4 you right any other comments.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has it got heated seats?

I have massage seats in my car if it is any help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?

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By *P1964Woman over a year ago

gillingham

Sorry, but don't fancy the car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. "

oh its a look at my wallet thread.

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

"OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha."

I posted it for the banter. I love it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?"

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?"

Only if it's the old style one!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha.

I posted it for the banter. I love it. "

It's been funny hasn't it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. "

Harry Enfield's 'Loadsamoney' character seems like an odd choice for a persona on here.

But I guess it's more original than many.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?"

Can I wipe my hand on the seat after?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 32.

..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle?

To be honest flashing money around on here doesn't actually impress many people.

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By *P1964Woman over a year ago

gillingham

"OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha.

I posted it for the banter. I love it. "

hahaha.. my Lexus convertible is better for going dogging in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We don't get it.

Are people supposed to be impressed?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

Well as you have offered..,.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 32.

..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle?

I think people are teasing you

. Boys and their cars eh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 32.

..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle?

£30k is a lot of money to me!! Almost 2 weeks salary!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

£70k you're so cheap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd."

We also found that odd.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would.

Harry Enfield's 'Loadsamoney' character seems like an odd choice for a persona on here.

But I guess it's more original than many."

You mean better than waving your big cock around?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've shagged in an Audi TT before... It was a bit cramped... No fat arse comments please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

£70k you're so cheap!

I didn't want to sound too uppity

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha."

I think the OP has his answer so it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would.

Harry Enfield's 'Loadsamoney' character seems like an odd choice for a persona on here.

But I guess it's more original than many.

You mean better than waving your big cock around?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 32.

..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle?

Sounds like your throwing teddy out the cot because you didn't get the response you wanted.... like a lot of 'single' guys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've shagged in an Audi TT before... It was a bit cramped... No fat arse comments please!

I fucked in a Micra once. Now that was an accomplishment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. "

So you paid £30k for a vagina? Jeez

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not so much the car OP (Not my first choice for a car though) its the way you've used it in an attempt to get meets. Like 'look at me and my Audi TT'.. its a little cringey really but of course, that's just my opinion

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By *P1964Woman over a year ago

gillingham

"Its not so much the car OP (Not my first choice for a car though) its the way you've used it in an attempt to get meets. Like 'look at me and my Audi TT'.. its a little cringey really but of course, that's just my opinion

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd."

Maybe he lives with his sugar daddy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. "

Surely you'd be better off having fun in your van as depicted in your profile pic?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Are you a hairdresser?

Hahaha

I thought he must be a hairdresser too!

Nah, my last male hairdresser drove a Porche!

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By *inglehotchickWoman over a year ago

blackpool

"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?"

I'm ready n waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've shagged in an Audi TT before... It was a bit cramped... No fat arse comments please!

I fucked in a Micra once. Now that was an accomplishment

Bravo! I'm very impressed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car?

Never ever?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

So you paid £30k for a vagina? Jeez

And there's not even any room for my 9 nugget meal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car?

You're not the only one kinky

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've shagged in an Audi TT before... It was a bit cramped... No fat arse comments please!

I fucked in a Micra once. Now that was an accomplishment

Bravo! I'm very impressed!

Back in the day when I was flexible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 32.

..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle?

Tell me bout it a nice romantic night in a posh hotel would be a better way to get a meet then a quick fuck in a muddy field over a car bonnet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd."

He might live in the car

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Ignore Markoh! He's a time-waster, never turns up!

Are you a travelling/mobile hairdresser?

I am due a trim.....do you err! Trim down below?

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd."

I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car?

Unforgivable but it's overrated....

Then again I've only had hatchbacks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

Maybe he lives with his sugar daddy?"

LOL maybe so

. Wonder what a male sugar babe has to do for a 30k car??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car?

I have once a long time ago quite a squeeze in the old fiesta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk up,to the lady and exclaim "Audi pardner!"

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car?

Never ever? "

Never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

£70k you're so cheap!

I didn't want to sound too uppity

How dare you have high standards

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?"

Hehe, I wouldn't mind a snog in my Ford Fiesta!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car?

Never ever?

Never

I've had sex on the bonnet of a Morgan kit car if that counts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

So you paid £30k for a vagina? Jeez

And there's not even any room for my 9 nugget meal!

That's annoying! Can't even treat a lady to a bit of maccie d's. What has this world come to!

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By *edsBonkingMan over a year ago

Near MK

Any girls want some fun in my Reliant Robin? Loads of room! LOL.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *lueeyedbrunetteWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Why do some blokes think it's a turn on to talk about what car they have??Isn't that what people did when they were like 17 driving a Vauxhall Nova with a fat exhaust?! It's the biggest turn off ever!! And sorry I agree it's a girls car, Audi tried to get me to buy one telling me it's the perfect girls car. men driving TT's is a big no from me!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've been in TTs though, not an exciting car for me.

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

keep it coming. I'm nearly at the 100 comments stage. Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?

Hehe, I wouldn't mind a snog in my Ford Fiesta!

Mine or yours

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

£70k you're so cheap!

I didn't want to sound too uppity

How dare you have high standards

It's what I'm used to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X"

Oooh you make it sound like so much fun!... When its Baltic... With frost on the roofs of cars at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread??

I'll give you it. Was it the Pope mobile?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm open to offers in VW Campers!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

So you paid £30k for a vagina? Jeez

And there's not even any room for my 9 nugget meal!

That's annoying! Can't even treat a lady to a bit of maccie d's. What has this world come to! "

Could always eat in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

No! All I'm seeing is you like disrespecting women. They aren't deemed good enough to invite into your bed, but it's OK to fuck them in the cold , dark, dirty outside on your little car? Right OK!

lol

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread??

They needed to reinforce the car to cope with your....!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do some blokes think it's a turn on to talk about what car they have??Isn't that what people did when they were like 17 driving a Vauxhall Nova with a fat exhaust?! It's the biggest turn off ever!! And sorry I agree it's a girls car, Audi tried to get me to buy one telling me it's the perfect girls car. men driving TT's is a big no from me!"

Nova's! Reminds me of this these days

https://youtu.be/BtmqcGsuf0U

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread??

I'll give you it. Was it the Pope mobile?"

Film star's close protection - shhhh!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Please inform the public which roads you'll be driving upon, so that they can plan their journeys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread??

They needed to reinforce the car to cope with your....!!?"

You better be thinking tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. "

https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

I'd lend you my Akita but its a he not she

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It reminds me of the guys on Topgear reffering to it as a 'Titty'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread??

I would have sex with that car...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

No! All I'm seeing is you like disrespecting women. They aren't deemed good enough to invite into your bed, but it's OK to fuck them in the cold , dark, dirty outside on your little car? Right OK!

lol"

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread??

I'll give you it. Was it the Pope mobile?

Film star's close protection - shhhh!

Kevin Costner!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

No! All I'm seeing is you like disrespecting women. They aren't deemed good enough to invite into your bed, but it's OK to fuck them in the cold , dark, dirty outside on your little car? Right OK!

lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw don't wanna burst ya bubble good

Luck with the car I bought a new one a black TT back in may July the fuel injectors blew and turbo.

Mines going in for a dekra inspection next week.

Audi customer service is also shit.

Wish I had stuck to BMW now

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By *ee wonky willieMan over a year ago

glasgow

Just admit you're full of shit op. The holes getting deeper round about you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just admit you're full of shit op. The holes getting deeper round about you

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Meh, at least he has a car, best I could offer is a fumble on the back seat of the bus.

I'd buy the ladies ticket though, I'm a gentleman you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

No! All I'm seeing is you like disrespecting women. They aren't deemed good enough to invite into your bed, but it's OK to fuck them in the cold , dark, dirty outside on your little car? Right OK!

lol

With so much money to waste on a tiny car surly he could afford a nice hotel instead x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X"

In this weather? Have you got a travel rug?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meh, at least he has a car, best I could offer is a fumble on the back seat of the bus.

I'd buy the ladies ticket though, I'm a gentleman you know

Plenty of room on back sear of a bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"
haha it doesn't seem to be just your opinion...

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By *adyDangerWoman over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

Oh my lord the OP only asked a question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. "

Thanks very much for raising the bar OP. Fecker.

I'm going to px my van in the morning.

#seriousupgradeneeded

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By *ongtalljonMan over a year ago

North Wales

Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. "

Spear change? That come with a fish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill stick with my fiesta less dramas and cheaper to run means more money for other luxuries like hotel rooms or dinners

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. "

You should have just put up a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx.

https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT."

I love our 2000 scoobie classic , with de-cat exhust, turbo up grade, re-mapped. Currently pushing 380hp also has such a little sweet purr and chatter n sounds great going pop with flames out exhust lol x

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By *ongtalljonMan over a year ago

North Wales

There was a day when Volkswagen Audi Group cars were cool. Back in the day before the emissions scandal.

These days, though, the phrase "In a VAG" is nothing but an anagram of Vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ill stick with my fiesta less dramas and cheaper to run means more money for other luxuries like hotel rooms or dinners"

My thoughts exactly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

There's a course?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT.

Nice wheels

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By *adystephanieTV/TS over a year ago

glos

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT."

Because you don't want to get goo on the leather I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT.

Nice wheels

Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

Hmm, just spent 5000 on an old van, it has curtains, a well stocked bar, a double bed, and heating... dies that trump a TT in November

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

Hope you kept a few hundred back for some English lessons at the local college. Dare I say that a decent grasp of the language may impress the ladies of fab more than a mid life crisis purchase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

Hmm, just spent 5000 on an old van, it has curtains, a well stocked bar, a double bed, and heating... dies that trump a TT in November

Sounds much better than tt lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT.

Nice wheels

Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x"

Unlucky at least you get to rude in it

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

There's a course?

"
of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT.

Nice wheels

Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x

Unlucky at least you get to rude in it"

Better still ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

There's a course?

of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly

Signed copy??

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

There's a course?

of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly

Signed copy??"
you want training?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

There's a course?

of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly

Signed copy?? you want training?

Maybe a brief insight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

Hmm, just spent 5000 on an old van, it has curtains, a well stocked bar, a double bed, and heating... dies that trump a TT in November

What kind of curtains?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

This is going better then I expected. Hahahahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why have you bought a girls car?

Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive.

Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k

Hmm, just spent 5000 on an old van, it has curtains, a well stocked bar, a double bed, and heating... dies that trump a TT in November

What kind of curtains? "

Opening and closing ones I hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So, in a nutshell, is that a no to the OP?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

There's a course?

of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly

Signed copy?? you want training?

Maybe a brief insight

"
nah, i only do mid to long term initiations x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT.

Nice wheels

Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x

Unlucky at least you get to rude in it

Yep every day lol n never get bored of it x"

Happy days id love a scooby at some point, but for how ill make do with my tdci lol though id does shift a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

There's a course?

of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly

Signed copy?? you want training?

Maybe a brief insight

nah, i only do mid to long term initiations x"

Seems i may be spoken into it then x

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By *ongtalljonMan over a year ago

North Wales

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT.

Because you don't want to get goo on the leather I'm guessing

Well, it DOES have leather upholstery... but that is where the problems start.... leather upholstery on all 49 of it's seats, in all 52feet of it's length. So that's why I don't brag... it's a bus. But hell, the V8 sounds way better than that pathetic little screaming 5 pot when driving flat out through tunnels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

Hope you kept a few hundred back for some English lessons at the local college. Dare I say that a decent grasp of the language may impress the ladies of fab more than a mid life crisis purchase"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons.

There's a course?

of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly

I like a good read!

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By *ice_londonguy OP Man over a year ago

london

I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually....

MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors......

But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT.

Nice wheels

Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x

Unlucky at least you get to rude in it

Yep every day lol n never get bored of it x

Happy days id love a scooby at some point, but for how ill make do with my tdci lol though id does shift a bit"

We go to different scoobie meets it's great being in middle of a scoobie convey going down motoway or down country roads.

Also go to drag strips so we can open them up to the max also go to silver stone to race on tracks. X

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The only thing missing from this thread is OP returning to regale us with the astonishingly high number of eager partners he's had messages from.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks. "

Haha! Nice try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This has been a trainwreck of a thread. And a pleasure to read.

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By *ongtalljonMan over a year ago

North Wales

"I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks. "

Such wonderful command of the English language

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks. "

That's probably 1 of the most unbelievable things I've heard lol.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks."

Yeah right, that's why you were still posting after reply 150...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd.

You don't want people knowing where you life but it's acceptable and ok for you to know where others live????

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

So many contradictions..

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