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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so I was at the shop earlier and a women was leaving as I went asked for my number again so I said sorry I don't have it me.
Her response was you don't remember me do you she said five years ago in Horners so I said oh yes how is life she said we need a catch up by Michael.
I honestly have no idea who this woman was but obviously back when I used to drink I have slept with her. |
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"Ok so I was at the shop earlier and a women was leaving as I went asked for my number again so I said sorry I don't have it me.
Her response was you don't remember me do you she said five years ago in Horners so I said oh yes how is life she said we need a catch up by Michael.
I honestly have no idea who this woman was but obviously back when I used to drink I have slept with her. "
Why do you presume you slept with her? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stay clean of the drink kids.
You booze, you lose.
Alternatively - want to get laid more? Drink more."
How does drinking get you sex? Might give this drinking malarkey a go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm just going to stop posting since its obvious you all think you no more more about me than I myself do no its not a fantasy at all it happened. Either believe or not that is your personal opinion. |
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"I'm just going to stop posting since its obvious you all think you no more more about me than I myself do no its not a fantasy at all it happened. Either believe or not that is your personal opinion. "
Well I'm not being funny,but you said you can't remember her,so we may know more than you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you think that she remembered you because you balls don't hang very low? 
The ladies never forget a low hanger!!  "
Why ask for my number again? Have to be doing something right haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What makes you think its obvious you've slept with her....? 
By the way she was walking, am I right op eh eh know what I mean eh eh yeah you know "
You see Kinkster o'l chum...my problem results from being so dam gorgeous and modest, strangers will often chance their hand claiming they have slept with me and then beg me for a rematch,,,,.....
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"I'm just going to stop posting since its obvious you all think you no more more about me than I myself do no its not a fantasy at all it happened. Either believe or not that is your personal opinion.
Well I'm not being funny,but you said you can't remember her,so we may know more than you
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Can you remember all the people you have slept with?. |
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"I'm just going to stop posting since its obvious you all think you no more more about me than I myself do no its not a fantasy at all it happened. Either believe or not that is your personal opinion.
Well I'm not being funny,but you said you can't remember her,so we may know more than you
Can you remember all the people you have slept with?. "
Well put it this way,if they were stood infront on me I'd remember if I'd shagged them or not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just going to stop posting since its obvious you all think you no more more about me than I myself do no its not a fantasy at all it happened. Either believe or not that is your personal opinion.
Well I'm not being funny,but you said you can't remember her,so we may know more than you
Can you remember all the people you have slept with?. "
Yes. Can't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What makes you think its obvious you've slept with her....?
By the way she was walking, am I right op eh eh know what I mean eh eh yeah you know
You see Kinkster o'l chum...my problem results from being so dam gorgeous and modest, strangers will often chance their hand claiming they have slept with me and then beg me for a rematch,,,,.....
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I've slept with you, do you remember the verification.
Heavy sleeper, but doesn't hog the duvet, and didn't fart once, woke up very refreshed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm just going to stop posting since its obvious you all think you no more more about me than I myself do no its not a fantasy at all it happened. Either believe or not that is your personal opinion.
Well I'm not being funny,but you said you can't remember her,so we may know more than you
Can you remember all the people you have slept with?.
Yes. Can't you?"
No I would like to and if I could change my past I would definitely no who but sadly you can't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just going to stop posting since its obvious you all think you no more more about me than I myself do no its not a fantasy at all it happened. Either believe or not that is your personal opinion.
Well I'm not being funny,but you said you can't remember her,so we may know more than you
Can you remember all the people you have slept with?.
Yes. Can't you?
No I would like to and if I could change my past I would definitely no who but sadly you can't. "
Then perhaps you should research dementia or alcoholism? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just going to stop posting since its obvious you all think you no more more about me than I myself do no its not a fantasy at all it happened. Either believe or not that is your personal opinion.
Well I'm not being funny,but you said you can't remember her,so we may know more than you
Can you remember all the people you have slept with?.
Well put it this way,if they were stood infront on me I'd remember if I'd shagged them or not!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What makes you think its obvious you've slept with her....?
By the way she was walking, am I right op eh eh know what I mean eh eh yeah you know
You see Kinkster o'l chum...my problem results from being so dam gorgeous and modest, strangers will often chance their hand claiming they have slept with me and then beg me for a rematch,,,,.....
I've slept with you, do you remember the verification.
Heavy sleeper, but doesn't hog the duvet, and didn't fart once, woke up very refreshed "
How could I forget,,,,,, You still owe me for the laundry powder ..... what a bloom'in liberty expecting too bring along your dirty washing too....sheeeesh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What makes you think its obvious you've slept with her....?
By the way she was walking, am I right op eh eh know what I mean eh eh yeah you know
You see Kinkster o'l chum...my problem results from being so dam gorgeous and modest, strangers will often chance their hand claiming they have slept with me and then beg me for a rematch,,,,.....
I've slept with you, do you remember the verification.
Heavy sleeper, but doesn't hog the duvet, and didn't fart once, woke up very refreshed
How could I forget,,,,,, You still owe me for the laundry powder ..... what a bloom'in liberty expecting too bring along your dirty washing too....sheeeesh "
Well it was you who told me noit to air my dirtty laundry on the forums, so what else was I supposed to do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What makes you think its obvious you've slept with her....?
By the way she was walking, am I right op eh eh know what I mean eh eh yeah you know
You see Kinkster o'l chum...my problem results from being so dam gorgeous and modest, strangers will often chance their hand claiming they have slept with me and then beg me for a rematch,,,,.....
I've slept with you, do you remember the verification.
Heavy sleeper, but doesn't hog the duvet, and didn't fart once, woke up very refreshed
How could I forget,,,,,, You still owe me for the laundry powder ..... what a bloom'in liberty expecting too bring along your dirty washing too....sheeeesh
Well it was you who told me noit to air my dirtty laundry on the forums, so what else was I supposed to do? "
I'll keep setting them up and you keep knocking them in the back of the net....... taa-daa |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What makes you think its obvious you've slept with her....?
By the way she was walking, am I right op eh eh know what I mean eh eh yeah you know
You see Kinkster o'l chum...my problem results from being so dam gorgeous and modest, strangers will often chance their hand claiming they have slept with me and then beg me for a rematch,,,,.....
I've slept with you, do you remember the verification.
Heavy sleeper, but doesn't hog the duvet, and didn't fart once, woke up very refreshed
How could I forget,,,,,, You still owe me for the laundry powder ..... what a bloom'in liberty expecting too bring along your dirty washing too....sheeeesh
Well it was you who told me noit to air my dirtty laundry on the forums, so what else was I supposed to do?
I'll keep setting them up and you keep knocking them in the back of the net....... taa-daa "
We should go on Britain's got talent, I don't think there has ever been a cross dresser and a pervert comedy double act before, oh wait, forgot the Crankies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What makes you think its obvious you've slept with her....?
By the way she was walking, am I right op eh eh know what I mean eh eh yeah you know
You see Kinkster o'l chum...my problem results from being so dam gorgeous and modest, strangers will often chance their hand claiming they have slept with me and then beg me for a rematch,,,,.....
I've slept with you, do you remember the verification.
Heavy sleeper, but doesn't hog the duvet, and didn't fart once, woke up very refreshed
How could I forget,,,,,, You still owe me for the laundry powder ..... what a bloom'in liberty expecting too bring along your dirty washing too....sheeeesh
Well it was you who told me noit to air my dirtty laundry on the forums, so what else was I supposed to do?
I'll keep setting them up and you keep knocking them in the back of the net....... taa-daa
We should go on Britain's got talent, I don't think there has ever been a cross dresser and a pervert comedy double act before, oh wait, forgot the Crankies "
What with your hairy legs ......wah wah wah wahrr..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would you know who you slept with 5 years ago
I know everyone I've slept with. slept with yup.. had sex with... omg not a clue "
Totally with you on that one !
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so I was at the shop earlier and a women was leaving as I went asked for my number again so I said sorry I don't have it me.
Her response was you don't remember me do you she said five years ago in Horners so I said oh yes how is life she said we need a catch up by Michael.
I honestly have no idea who this woman was but obviously back when I used to drink I have slept with her. "
Right.
Cheers.
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