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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn

need someone to come straighten my hair, have pulled muscle in neck and shoulder, im in pain, and painkillers not working, finding it difficult to do hair.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"need someone to come straighten my hair, have pulled muscle in neck and shoulder, im in pain, and painkillers not working, finding it difficult to do hair. "
me me me me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive booked my flight! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive booked my flight! x"

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx "

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x"

happy days ...sits waiting xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx "

can i be your chair

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair"

are you a comfy chair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair

are you a comfy chair

"

Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair

are you a comfy chair

Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy "

oh i can wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair

are you a comfy chair

Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy

oh i can wiggle "

then lets get comfy

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Booking the trip right now... but coming by car.

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair

are you a comfy chair

Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy

oh i can wiggle then lets get comfy "

woo hooo ....now all i need is HB to arrive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair

are you a comfy chair

Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy

oh i can wiggle then lets get comfy

woo hooo ....now all i need is HB to arrive "

you called!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair

are you a comfy chair

Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy

oh i can wiggle then lets get comfy

woo hooo ....now all i need is HB to arrive

you called!!!!"

i did .. you not on that flight yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx

I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x

happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair

are you a comfy chair

Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy

oh i can wiggle then lets get comfy

woo hooo ....now all i need is HB to arrive

you called!!!!"

and bring some danishs please

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth


" coming by car."

wow is that what they call Auto sex.

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Booking the trip right now... but coming by car."

put your foot down lol

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Booking the trip right now... but coming by car.

put your foot down lol "

I m picking up HB.. dint she tell ya? And she aint bloody ready yet.. still doing her lashes...

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" coming by car.

wow is that what they call Auto sex. "

pmsl

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Booking the trip right now... but coming by car.

put your foot down lol

I m picking up HB.. dint she tell ya? And she aint bloody ready yet.. still doing her lashes..."

tell HB to do lashes in car

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

.

Do we need my car for the Champagne?

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Do we need my car for the Champagne?"

no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Do we need my car for the Champagne?

no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol "

Petillante is a good navigator... except she can get side tracked...;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Do we need my car for the Champagne?

no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol

Petillante is a good navigator... except she can get side tracked...;-)"

just stick some blinkers on, and all will be fine

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Do we need my car for the Champagne?

no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol "

I don't drink and drive.......

you spill it

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Do we need my car for the Champagne?

no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol

Petillante is a good navigator... except she can get side tracked...;-)

just stick some blinkers on, and all will be fine "

which part of _etillante do you want me to put the stickers on as she has curves in all the right places...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have first lick?

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Can I have first lick? "

of whom or what?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?"

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!"

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!"

and yours isn't a distraction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble "

So......can I?

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I? "

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom? "

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please "

its my party...im having 1st lick lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please

its my party...im having 1st lick lol "

I'll just sit in the corner quietly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please

its my party...im having 1st lick lol "

Jesus Christ!! Are you that bendable you can lick your own bum?!!!

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please

its my party...im having 1st lick lol "

Now then dont be selfish... also one thing we must consider... YOU have already got a stiff one (neck) and we do not want HB to suffer a similar fate as she is trying to like two opposing parts simultaneously...

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please

its my party...im having 1st lick lol I'll just sit in the corner quietly"

theres a good boy

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please

its my party...im having 1st lick lol

Now then dont be selfish... also one thing we must consider... YOU have already got a stiff one (neck) and we do not want HB to suffer a similar fate as she is trying to like two opposing parts simultaneously... "

oh me sorry, didnt mean to be selfish, but watching HB licking to diff parts at once cud be fun

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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I'll just get a straw for the bottles

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please

its my party...im having 1st lick lol

Jesus Christ!! Are you that bendable you can lick your own bum?!!! "

Lets face it ... some people are capable of just about anything they lay their hands (???) on...

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"I'll just get a straw for the bottles

"

make them large ones

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

.


"I'll just get a straw for the bottles

make them large ones "

Straws or bottles

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Can I have first lick?

of whom or what?

sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!

damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble

So......can I?

Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...

Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?

Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please

its my party...im having 1st lick lol

Jesus Christ!! Are you that bendable you can lic

k your own bum?!!! "

dam not licking my bum ewwwww lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"I'll just get a straw for the bottles

make them large ones

Straws or bottles"

oh the bottles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! "

Does that make us all timewasters

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"I'll just get a straw for the bottles

make them large ones

Straws or bottles

oh the bottles "

Can't beat a large one

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Ive booked my flight! x

ya can come do mine if ya wants xx "

!!

i will be yr assissterant!!! xxx

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters"

yes, be ashamed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters"

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x"

I fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)"

Hours and hours of it!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!! "

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!!

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy "

me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!!

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy

me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms..."

why not all 3 lol

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!!

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy

me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...

why not all 3 lol"

you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me...

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!!

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy

me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...

why not all 3 lol

you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me..."

lol nite xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will you be requiring a naked waiter

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

.


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!!

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy

me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...

why not all 3 lol"

Do we work on an average orgasm per hour

drink per orgasm

or hour per drink

or drink per............ oh sod it

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

.


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!!

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy

me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...

why not all 3 lol

you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me..."

Oi you saying I;m a bad influence

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Will you be requiring a naked waiter"

Hired

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!!

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy

me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...

why not all 3 lol

you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me...

Oi you saying I;m a bad influence"

Nooooooooooooooo you are an influence!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Will you be requiring a naked waiter"

naked waiter always required

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!!

Does that make us all timewasters

Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! xI fancy....

...

...

us all wasting something together...;-)

Hours and hours of it!!!

i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy

me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...

why not all 3 lol

you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me...

Oi you saying I;m a bad influence

Nooooooooooooooo you are an influence!!"

what does that mean for me if im worse lol

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

"orgasm per hour"

I trust that is shared between all you girls, there is a limit to what one can do.

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

"orgasm per hour"

I trust that is shared between all you girls, there is a limit to what one can do."

nope!! no joke

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By *ess_2011Woman  over a year ago

Manchester

This is insane... HB, a word please if you will? haha x

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