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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message those you fancy on here, and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Come on guys and girls. Make this "thread" bigger.  |
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"I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message those you fancy on here, and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Come on guys and girls. Make this "thread" bigger. "
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"I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message those you fancy on here, and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Come on guys and girls. Make this "thread" bigger.
Hi op "
I meant hola |
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"I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message those you fancy on here, and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Come on guys and girls. Make this "thread" bigger.
Hi op
I meant hola "
I hope that coffee is not hot, or burnt boobies lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll try and take your mmmmf to a mmmmff _iss.honey"
I beg that Included here.  . Oh wait,.....flirt and play it cool.
Mmmmmff. You make funny noises too?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only thing I'm flirting with right now is hot & wet & sliding down my throat...
I do so love my morning coffee!!
Morning all "
I've never wanted to be A liquified mass before. I do now. To be closer to those lips and let you taste me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message those you fancy on here, and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Come on guys and girls. Make this "thread" bigger.
Hi op "
Oh hello. . This place is instantly sexier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice? 
Try harder. "
Always a pleasure to flirt...esp with miss honey lol i see ur panties almost off |
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice?
Try harder.
Always a pleasure to flirt...esp with miss honey lol i see ur panties almost off"
My hands are a little tied, can I borrow yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll try and take your mmmmf to a mmmmff _iss.honey
I beg that Included here. . Oh wait,.....flirt and play it cool.
Mmmmmff. You make funny noises too?
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Always!!! I'm not sure which is the best noise yet! Ffffffffffmm
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice?
Try harder.
Always a pleasure to flirt...esp with miss honey lol i see ur panties almost off
My hands are a little tied, can I borrow yours? "
Oh yes with out a dought i will even use my own teeth.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come 
Have you a leak?
Its gonna be squirting everywhere..lol
Very possible I think, may take. few hours to sort out "
Its gonna be an all day job..may end up double time...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll try and take your mmmmf to a mmmmff _iss.honey
I beg that Included here. . Oh wait,.....flirt and play it cool.
Mmmmmff. You make funny noises too?
Always!!! I'm not sure which is the best noise yet! Ffffffffffmm
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I don't know how to pronounce that.
Come closer and whisper it in my ear. I'm sorry if my chest rubs against your breasts, it sometimes happens when you get closer to each other. |
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice?
Try harder.
Always a pleasure to flirt...esp with miss honey lol i see ur panties almost off
My hands are a little tied, can I borrow yours?
Oh yes with out a dought i will even use my own teeth.."
Oh. Teeth grazing? |
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice?
Try harder.
Ok will look for a online course for beginners
I'm giving lessons
One 2 one?
Of course "
Do I get a reward or certificate at the end if I pass your course? |
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice?
Try harder.
Ok will look for a online course for beginners
I'm giving lessons
One 2 one?
Of course
Do I get a reward or certificate at the end if I pass your course? "
Indeed |
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"I'll try and take your mmmmf to a mmmmff _iss.honey
I beg that Included here. . Oh wait,.....flirt and play it cool.
Mmmmmff. You make funny noises too?
Always!!! I'm not sure which is the best noise yet! Ffffffffffmm
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Shall we test it? |
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice?
Try harder.
Ok will look for a online course for beginners
I'm giving lessons
One 2 one?
Of course
Do I get a reward or certificate at the end if I pass your course?
Indeed "
Where will the reward ceremony take place? Will it be presented by my incredibly sexy tutor ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll try and take your mmmmf to a mmmmff _iss.honey
I beg that Included here. . Oh wait,.....flirt and play it cool.
Mmmmmff. You make funny noises too?
Always!!! I'm not sure which is the best noise yet! Ffffffffffmm
Shall we test it? "
Can I watch? |
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice?
Try harder.
Ok will look for a online course for beginners
I'm giving lessons
One 2 one?
Of course
Do I get a reward or certificate at the end if I pass your course?
Indeed
Where will the reward ceremony take place? Will it be presented by my incredibly sexy tutor ? "
In my office after hours |
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"I'll try and take your mmmmf to a mmmmff _iss.honey
I beg that Included here. . Oh wait,.....flirt and play it cool.
Mmmmmff. You make funny noises too?
Always!!! I'm not sure which is the best noise yet! Ffffffffffmm
Shall we test it?
Can I watch?"
Don't you want to join in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll try and take your mmmmf to a mmmmff _iss.honey
I beg that Included here. . Oh wait,.....flirt and play it cool.
Mmmmmff. You make funny noises too?
Always!!! I'm not sure which is the best noise yet! Ffffffffffmm
Shall we test it?
Can I watch?
Don't you want to join in "
I hoped you'd say that.
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"When I flirt my messages get deleted without a reply .....any advice?
Try harder.
Ok will look for a online course for beginners
I'm giving lessons
One 2 one?
Of course
Do I get a reward or certificate at the end if I pass your course?
Indeed
Where will the reward ceremony take place? Will it be presented by my incredibly sexy tutor ?
In my office after hours "
This feels like a course I need to apply for
How to I sign up? Do you need a photograph for security reasons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got my Christmas undies on. A bit of flirting and I might let someone unwrap me 
Could you get in my stocking?
Have you been good this year?
I've had my moments "
Then I'm sure I've got something in my sack for your stockings.
Unless you want to dip your hand in and choose for yourself? |
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"I've got my Christmas undies on. A bit of flirting and I might let someone unwrap me
Could you get in my stocking?
Have you been good this year?
I've had my moments
Then I'm sure I've got something in my sack for your stockings.
Unless you want to dip your hand in and choose for yourself?"
Oh a lucky dip. |
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him "
this one's reliable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable "
Have you had sex in the 'plumbers way'
No, never heard of it? Well...
You stay in for ages and nobody comes!
I'm a joiner i always come when you ask. |
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable "
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable
Have you had sex in the 'plumbers way'
No, never heard of it? Well...
You stay in for ages and nobody comes!
I'm a joiner i always come when you ask. "
This one's rubbish, arrive with a small.drip.and leaves me with a flood |
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable
Have you had sex in the 'plumbers way'
No, never heard of it? Well...
You stay in for ages and nobody comes!
I'm a joiner i always come when you ask. "
I prefer sparkys. The sex is electric |
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable
Have you had sex in the 'plumbers way'
No, never heard of it? Well...
You stay in for ages and nobody comes!
I'm a joiner i always come when you ask.
This one's rubbish, arrive with a small.drip.and leaves me with a flood "
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable
Have you had sex in the 'plumbers way'
No, never heard of it? Well...
You stay in for ages and nobody comes!
I'm a joiner i always come when you ask.
I prefer sparkys. The sex is electric "
I would pay good money if you ever do a comedy show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got my Christmas undies on. A bit of flirting and I might let someone unwrap me
Could you get in my stocking?
Have you been good this year?
I've had my moments
Then I'm sure I've got something in my sack for your stockings.
Unless you want to dip your hand in and choose for yourself?
Oh a lucky dip. "
The secret Santa present that keeps giving.
No, that's you isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable
Have you had sex in the 'plumbers way'
No, never heard of it? Well...
You stay in for ages and nobody comes!
I'm a joiner i always come when you ask.
This one's rubbish, arrive with a small.drip.and leaves me with a flood
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I can't understand it... I try and plug the drip and it just makes it worse... |
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable
Have you had sex in the 'plumbers way'
No, never heard of it? Well...
You stay in for ages and nobody comes!
I'm a joiner i always come when you ask.
This one's rubbish, arrive with a small.drip.and leaves me with a flood
I can't understand it... I try and plug the drip and it just makes it worse... "
Strange that  |
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"Sorry too busy to flirt....waiting for a plumber to come
The unrealistic expectations of watching porn on society today... Expecting a plumber to turn up within ten minutes of ringing him
this one's reliable
Have you had sex in the 'plumbers way'
No, never heard of it? Well...
You stay in for ages and nobody comes!
I'm a joiner i always come when you ask.
I prefer sparkys. The sex is electric
I would pay good money if you ever do a comedy show "
Oh I can go all night |
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"I've got my Christmas undies on. A bit of flirting and I might let someone unwrap me
Could you get in my stocking?
Have you been good this year?
I've had my moments
Then I'm sure I've got something in my sack for your stockings.
Unless you want to dip your hand in and choose for yourself?
Oh a lucky dip.
The secret Santa present that keeps giving.
No, that's you isn't it? "
I give to receive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like flirting
I like cats
I purr like one when I'm stroked "
Me too, especially if you scratch behind my ear. I also like to nap in Sun beams.
Okay... I am a cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like flirting
I like cats
I purr like one when I'm stroked
Me too, especially if you scratch behind my ear. I also like to nap in Sun beams.
Okay... I am a cat "
A cat in a hat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like flirting
I like cats
I purr like one when I'm stroked
Me too, especially if you scratch behind my ear. I also like to nap in Sun beams.
Okay... I am a cat
A cat in a hat "
Exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got my Christmas undies on. A bit of flirting and I might let someone unwrap me
Could you get in my stocking?
Have you been good this year?
I've had my moments
Then I'm sure I've got something in my sack for your stockings.
Unless you want to dip your hand in and choose for yourself?
Oh a lucky dip.
The secret Santa present that keeps giving.
No, that's you isn't it?
I give to receive "
I'm very generous like that. Nothing better than a good giving |
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"I've got my Christmas undies on. A bit of flirting and I might let someone unwrap me
Could you get in my stocking?
Have you been good this year?
I've had my moments
Then I'm sure I've got something in my sack for your stockings.
Unless you want to dip your hand in and choose for yourself?
Oh a lucky dip.
The secret Santa present that keeps giving.
No, that's you isn't it?
I give to receive
I'm very generous like that. Nothing better than a good giving "
How about you come here and empty your sack for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got my Christmas undies on. A bit of flirting and I might let someone unwrap me
Could you get in my stocking?
Have you been good this year?
I've had my moments
Then I'm sure I've got something in my sack for your stockings.
Unless you want to dip your hand in and choose for yourself?
Oh a lucky dip.
The secret Santa present that keeps giving.
No, that's you isn't it?
I give to receive
I'm very generous like that. Nothing better than a good giving
How about you come here and empty your sack for me "
Certainly if you have an appropriate place for me to lay down the contents  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think my inbox is broke
Mine on the other hand is feeling amazing
Hottiieeeee
Yes you are "
Damn it, I'm moving to Wales, such hot ladies, I'm boiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think my inbox is broke
Mine on the other hand is feeling amazing
Hottiieeeee
Yes you are
Damn it, I'm moving to Wales, such hot ladies, I'm boiling "
Make sure it's South Wales |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think my inbox is broke
Mine on the other hand is feeling amazing
Hottiieeeee
Yes you are
Damn it, I'm moving to Wales, such hot ladies, I'm boiling "
You should |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been Flirty McFlirting all day. Why stop now? "
All day is a long time, you could be tired. Maybe you like a sit down.
I know a couple of places you can make yourself comfortable. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I've been Flirty McFlirting all day. Why stop now?
All day is a long time, you could be tired. Maybe you like a sit down.
I know a couple of places you can make yourself comfortable. "
It's so tiring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been Flirty McFlirting all day. Why stop now?
All day is a long time, you could be tired. Maybe you like a sit down.
I know a couple of places you can make yourself comfortable.
It's so tiring "
Don't make me laugh. You'll put me off. This is some of my best stuff. |
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any one who is kind enuff to want to flirt please do 
*sneaks out*
