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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why do women say that a man always talks to a woman's boobs instead of to their face!
Then how come a man walks into a room, women instantly tell a man his flies are undone!
Just saying!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make a big effort not to be obvious about looking at boobs when I'm talking to a lady, even if they're rather prominent! Maybe I should stop being so polite... do you ladies want them to be talked to? |
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"No guy ever talks to my boobs. *sob*
Bring them over here, I'll have an in-depth discussion of early 20th century British naval policy with them. "
Ah now see that's where you're going wrong my friend, you need to talk about colonialism and the British Empire, they'll be swooning at your feet then   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite often have to click my fingers infront of their face and point upwards, they normally look like this 
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No blushes this end, tongue hanging maybe but no blushes! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kept in a pocket, cock puppet and keeper. I'm being spoiled
Clearly the best compliments a man can give!
Indeed! I'm not moaning  "
Let's fix that then!  |
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"Kept in a pocket, cock puppet and keeper. I'm being spoiled
Clearly the best compliments a man can give!
Indeed! I'm not moaning
Let's fix that then! "
Omg hahaaa, I left myself vulnerable to that one! Good work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kept in a pocket, cock puppet and keeper. I'm being spoiled
Clearly the best compliments a man can give!
Indeed! I'm not moaning
Let's fix that then!
Omg hahaaa, I left myself vulnerable to that one! Good work "
It's not my first time!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never tell anyone they're flying low, I'd rather they find out themselves and feel embarrassed about it and then call me a cunt when I tell them I knew hours ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never tell anyone they're flying low, I'd rather they find out themselves and feel embarrassed about it and then call me a cunt when I tell them I knew hours ago "
I see why they call you "theblockable"! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never tell anyone they're flying low, I'd rather they find out themselves and feel embarrassed about it and then call me a cunt when I tell them I knew hours ago
I see why they call you "theblockable"! "
 I call myself it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never tell anyone they're flying low, I'd rather they find out themselves and feel embarrassed about it and then call me a cunt when I tell them I knew hours ago
I see why they call you "theblockable"!
I call myself it. "
Everyone else really does call her a cunt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never tell anyone they're flying low, I'd rather they find out themselves and feel embarrassed about it and then call me a cunt when I tell them I knew hours ago
I see why they call you "theblockable"!
I call myself it.
Everyone else really does call her a cunt "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never tell anyone they're flying low, I'd rather they find out themselves and feel embarrassed about it and then call me a cunt when I tell them I knew hours ago
I see why they call you "theblockable"!
I call myself it.
Everyone else really does call her a cunt
I am what you eat "
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's true men ogle at women’s breasts and it tends to happen to me when meeting a guy for the first time. I guess to a guy it's a specific "area of interest".
As for women feasting their eyes on a man's crotch, whether his zip is open or not....I've never heard of this practice! Women just don't do that sort of thing
I'm fibbing, but...I don't usually ogle crotches - in fact I barely notice. I'm far more likely to scope out the upper half of a guy (free-for-all up there, anything goes) than much below the waist, though I will look at a guys ass when he's not looking |
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"It's true men ogle at women’s breasts and it tends to happen to me when meeting a guy for the first time. I guess to a guy it's a specific "area of interest".
As for women feasting their eyes on a man's crotch, whether his zip is open or not....I've never heard of this practice! Women just don't do that sort of thing
I'm fibbing, but...I don't usually ogle crotches - in fact I barely notice. I'm far more likely to scope out the upper half of a guy (free-for-all up there, anything goes) than much below the waist, though I will look at a guys ass when he's not looking "
Don't worry I'm staring at your arse right now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's true men ogle at women’s breasts and it tends to happen to me when meeting a guy for the first time. I guess to a guy it's a specific "area of interest".
As for women feasting their eyes on a man's crotch, whether his zip is open or not....I've never heard of this practice! Women just don't do that sort of thing
I'm fibbing, but...I don't usually ogle crotches - in fact I barely notice. I'm far more likely to scope out the upper half of a guy (free-for-all up there, anything goes) than much below the waist, though I will look at a guys ass when he's not looking
Don't worry I'm staring at your arse right now! "
Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's true men ogle at women’s breasts and it tends to happen to me when meeting a guy for the first time. I guess to a guy it's a specific "area of interest".
As for women feasting their eyes on a man's crotch, whether his zip is open or not....I've never heard of this practice! Women just don't do that sort of thing
I'm fibbing, but...I don't usually ogle crotches - in fact I barely notice. I'm far more likely to scope out the upper half of a guy (free-for-all up there, anything goes) than much below the waist, though I will look at a guys ass when he's not looking
Don't worry I'm staring at your arse right now!
Cheeky "
That's exactly what I was thinking. Very cheeky isn't it! |
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