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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

This is for your daily senior moments.

Today ive only had one so far. I squirted my new body lotion all over me only it wasnt body lotion but shower gel

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Oh there is no doubt I will be joining in on this thread some time soon.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I put Bepanthene on my toothbrush yest, noticed in time tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had one last week and subsituted hairspray for flykiller

Oh well.no flies on me

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

* stares at screen trying to remember funny anecdote from 3 seconds ago*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and in the same vein as birds crapping on me crispbreads...

I done myself a lovely sarnie the other night only for it to slip straight off me plate into my washing up bowl

And the bowl was full of soapy water too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spent 10 minutes looking for glasses I was wearing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spent 10 minutes looking for glasses I was wearing! "

Yup....done that too.....

Knackers yard is on the cards me thinks

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Spent 10 minutes looking for glasses I was wearing! "

Oh I do that...but with my glasses of course.

Sometimes if I'm wearing contact lenses I put my glasses on as well and panic until I realise why I can't see properly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spent 10 minutes looking for glasses I was wearing! "

Similar scenario....discovered two pairs on the top of my head.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Tried to dilate time by using the worm hole method.

Durrrrr! I don't have a vehicle faster than light!

I hate that.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Tried to dilate time by using the worm hole method.

Durrrrr! I don't have a vehicle faster than light!

I hate that."

Now that's REALLY dumb.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

I've two to report. At my last job, I Tippexed out an error on a document, then photocopied and posted it. The next day, my boss asked why I hadn't corrected the mistake? Duh! I'd applied the Tippex on the outside of the plastic wallet it was in, before I removed the paper for copying!

the second was a couple of weeks ago. I left my house to post some letters, but stopped off en-route to the Post Office to buy some meat at the butchers.

When I got home, I still had the letters in my hand......hope the postman enjoyed the meat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spent 10 minutes looking for glasses I was wearing!

Oh I do that...but with my glasses of course.

Sometimes if I'm wearing contact lenses I put my glasses on as well and panic until I realise why I can't see properly. "

Ooh I've done that too. Now only wear contacts if I'm going out as can no longer wear them for reading. Thought my eye sight was failing again: talk about panic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've two to report. At my last job, I Tippexed out an error on a document, then photocopied and posted it. The next day, my boss asked why I hadn't corrected the mistake? Duh! I'd applied the Tippex on the outside of the plastic wallet it was in, before I removed the paper for copying!

the second was a couple of weeks ago. I left my house to post some letters, but stopped off en-route to the Post Office to buy some meat at the butchers.

When I got home, I still had the letters in my hand......hope the postman enjoyed the meat!"

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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the second was a couple of weeks ago. I left my house to post some letters, but stopped off en-route to the Post Office to buy some meat at the butchers.

When I got home, I still had the letters in my hand......hope the postman enjoyed the meat!"

lol imagine the postmans face.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I sometimes forget God said Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve and before I realise I have 8 inches of cock in my gob..

Steve is good tho

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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Went to post some letters, then to the bank that has a hole for depositing cheques in. When I looked I'd posted the letters in there. Got them back no probs. Getting the cheques back from the PO was another story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone told me a new name for this. Craft moment, standing for ..... Can't remember a F*****g Thing. You can substitute the F word for flipping if you want to be polite

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I phoned up orange to ask them something about my phone and they couldnt find my records, me giving them all my details and passwords them trying to find my records, then all of a sudden it dawning on me that i was with vodophone and not orange. (That wasnt today though)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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I tried polishing with fly killer spray

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

spent 5 mins searching for my dick, and there it was, hanging in front of my bollocks

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"spent 5 mins searching for my dick, and there it was, hanging in front of my bollocks "

hahahaahahahahah omg that made me spit out my coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i may not of had a senior moment but was a case of 'baby brain' when i spent a while looking for my phone,, whilst being on the phone

also i put bread in the fridge and margerine in the cupboard..

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth

sprayed hairspray on a spider thinking it was ant killer..( it was a huge spider...) it just sort of stuck to the floor and looked spikey.... but it was worth it....

as posted in baby bathwater... tried to unlock the wrong car in the carpark... got to the point of getting my mobile out to call my partner to say the central locking was stuck... he answered the phone just as i releised my car was the one in the next row... so told him " love you.. do we need any shopping" in my defence it was a new grey car and looked just like the other one..except for the make and the shape

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I had a moment a while ago... and now I cannot remember it.. is that senior or completely past hope?

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth

you know your having a senior moment when..

you stop on the stairs to catch your breath and can't remember if your going up or down.

you go to pull up your socks only to realise your not wearing them.

you hand out name tags to your everyone at your weekly sunday lunch with your family.

you forget simple words such as ... as ummm ahhh

you prefix everything with little... IE i'll have a little lie down.. i'll have a little drink.

you drop something on the floor and bend over to get it and wonder if there is anything else you can do while your down there....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

washed up a cup at work and put it straight in the fridge .....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I remember we used to take the micky out of my granny as she would go through everyones name until she got to yours, not so funny now i do it

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