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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight to the point.
Get your coat love you've pulled.
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A guy I knew at uni did a variation of that, his line was 'get your coat, you've BEEN pulled'.
It worked, too. |
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By *anklerMan
over a year ago
Suffolk |
"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
(Pull your pockets inside out….)
Would you like to?
Same vein (sic)
"Wanna see my elephant impression?".."
HA I haven't done the elephant impression for ages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
(Pull your pockets inside out….)
Would you like to?
Same vein (sic)
"Wanna see my elephant impression?"..
Wanna see mine?"
Did it have its trunk removed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
(Pull your pockets inside out….)
Would you like to?
Same vein (sic)
"Wanna see my elephant impression?"..
Wanna see mine?"
I think we all would yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's 50p, call your husband and tell him you won't be home tonight.
How do you like your eggs in the morning... How about fertilized?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did once say to a woman in a night club "If I said you had a wonderful body" and was going to say "would you hold it against me?" But what came out was "If I said you had a wonderful body, I'd be lying, but you can still hold it against me!"
To my surprise we got on well,after she stopped laughing she bought me a drink. She didn't hold her body against me though but we often had a laughing together. |
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