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The police used to be referred to as 'peelers'....named after Sir Robert Peel who introduced the met to london. I often wonder if they shouldnt be 'thrown out'......not very PC i know....pardon the pun |
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"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.   "
I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink!  |
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"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.
I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink! "
I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you Sassy honey but you're fucking mental! xxx  |
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"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.
I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink!
I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you Sassy honey but you're fucking mental! xxx "
 Oh no!!!
You, erm, think so?!!  |
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"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.
I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink! "
i did something similar with my purse...put it in the freezer and the peas in my bag
ex hubby asked if i was freezing my assets when he saw what i did  |
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Slightly straying from the topic but I was once pissed out of my head and got up to go to the loo in the middle of the night and climbed into my then 2 year old son's cot and attempted to have a pee before I was stopped.
He wasn't in at the time I might add but either way Sigmund Freud would have a field day.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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i lost my keys years ago couldn't find them anywhere drove me crazy (yes i know there's a journey that won't take much petrol)
finally found them a week later in the peg bag |
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"Tea spoons, i am convinced now that when i go to bed at night they open the draw and throw themselves out into the bin. Im always buying new teaspoons"
We couldnt work this out,then discovered our eldest was throwing the spoon and empty yogurt pot out when he finished his pavked lunch! |
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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
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We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !! |
Well my old mum who has false teeth has lost so many sets of teeth over the years through having good nights out on the razz wi dad ,comming home wi her chinese ,eating it then throwing it and her teeth back up and flushing everything away down the loo lol ,she dont go out drinking no more due to age but wen she did it was a regular occerance lol ,funny as fluck ,love you mum lol |
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"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.
I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink! "
in these senior momments just don't forget to unlock them from the bed |
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Funny thing is, when im not having a senior moment others think i am. Someone opened my microwave door and found my purse, thought id accidently put it in there but i just keep it in there all the while |
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putting a jar of coffee in the fridge and milk in the cuboard.
waiting for the tea to be cooked and not putting the oven on.
driving to the wrong place for work..
then having to drive 40 mins the other way.
trying to unlock the wrong car in a car park( done these a few times. )
and yeah the teaspoons and forks in the bin,
but the best has to be grabing a handful of recyling and slicing my finger on sunday why did i put the tin lid in with the paper i was sorting out.?? |
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