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What won't turning it off and on again fix?

By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

In Australia, they had an issue with their census. The head of IBM Australia admitted that it could have been fixed by turning it off the on again....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37760924

So, what won't it fix? (Comedic suggestions please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The broken on/off button

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

life support??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my raging libido

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By *inzi LTV/TS over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

A car with a snapped cambelt

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"The broken on/off button "

Winner

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

The light bulb I had to change the instant my arse hit the seat at tea time.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A poor lover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A vacuum cleaner. I tried. Come to think of it, my Sky box too and a few other household items.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blown light bulb.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parliament.

Every August this experiment gets under way but nothing much changes.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

Turn me on and I'm very hard to turn off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chernobyl......too soon? Sorry

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

"Chernobyl......too soon? Sorry "

I think 30 years is long enough.

Oh wait, what's the half-life of strontium again...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

America.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm beyond fixing but wouldn't mind being turned on I guess

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