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"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea "I'll join you, as long as there are no wasps around  | |||
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"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men "I'll come sit with you | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! " I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here | |||
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"Who's round is it then?! "Free drinks for everyone.... except the snidey moaning aresholes | |||
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"I'd be asking for a drink they didn't have.... " Yep probably us too. And complaining about the music. | |||
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"Did anyone bring nuts? "Got some nice salty ones right here | |||
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"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea
I'll join you, as long as there are no wasps around "Just don't order the chicken and you'll be fine xD | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here " Pesky little critters. Swat them!  | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them! "And the wasps! | |||
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"Shot anyone?" Rack up a dozen jaegers and a dozen flaming sambucas!! It's going off in here tonight !! Woohoo | |||
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"I'd be asking for a drink they didn't have.... " I'll have taboo, they never have that | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps! "They will be crushed!!
I will save you | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here " Was that aimed at me? | |||
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"I'd be asking for a drink they didn't have.... I'll have taboo, they never have that "Funny you should say that I just acquired a box for an ex-colleague who had trouble finding it... well she said that but I think I may have been conned into buying it... such a muppet I am | |||
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"It's cold out here! Let me in! He's nearly gone inside me! "Made me think of the scene in Evolution with the bug thing in the guys leg. Do you want some ice cream for your bum too? | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps! "had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps  | |||
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"It's cold out here! Let me in! He's nearly gone inside me!
Made me think of the scene in Evolution with the bug thing in the guys leg. Do you want some ice cream for your bum too? "Oh it's been so long since I've seen that film! | |||
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"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea
I'll join you, as long as there are no wasps around "ah...This one just spotted this | |||
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"oh you'd all fucking love me "We'd have you up on stage doing a show.. brill | |||
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"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it? "I'd invite you back in once it all calmed down tho.. only love in our house | |||
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"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it? "I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers! You know what forget the forum pub! | |||
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"oh you'd all fucking love me
We'd have you up on stage doing a show.. brill "EASY,,,and id take the piss out the lot of ya,,lol | |||
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"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD. " As long as you wear some denim hot pants cowboy boots and dance to "I love rock and roll" | |||
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"id confuse the fuck out of all the guys "You'd be the star attraction | |||
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"I would be the guy sitting alone too shy to approach" id zoom a spot light on ya n shout ,,"LOOK AT HIM"! | |||
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"id confuse the fuck out of all the guys
You'd be the star attraction"I know | |||
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"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?
I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!
You know what forget the forum pub! "Hey hey we have a casino section man... stay a while and trade some sex chips.. you never know what you might cash in | |||
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"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men "Can I squeeze in for some perving | |||
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"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea "I'm sat with her | |||
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or better still pool. | |||
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"Shot anyone?" Nope! My probation officer forbids it! Plus it tends to ruin a pub atmosphere | |||
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"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men
Can I squeeze in for some perving "Always room for a fellow Glaswegian | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
They will be crushed!!
I will save you "They are just wasps! Not as if they are a pack of hungry veloceraptors! | |||
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"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea
I'm sat with her "And your be very welcome! | |||
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"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD. As long as you wear some denim hot pants cowboy boots and dance to "I love rock and roll" "I'd only wear denim hot pants if the pub needed clearing out quickly! | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps "I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!) Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious" The Gushing Twat | |||
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"oh you'd all fucking love me "Oooo sit with me? | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious The Gushing Twat" Yeah but what's the pub called? | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
They will be crushed!!
I will save you
They are just wasps! Not as if they are a pack of hungry veloceraptors! "If there's velociraptors we're all fucked!! And not in a good way!! | |||
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"ill have an iced water and go sit outside..anyone wants me im under the patio heater , talking to the pub cat x" That's spooky, I do that | |||
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"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD. As long as you wear some denim hot pants cowboy boots and dance to "I love rock and roll"
I'd only wear denim hot pants if the pub needed clearing out quickly! "Oh behave.. you'd look a hot tomolly | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious The Gushing Twat" As in "fancy a drink at the gushing twat?" | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious The Gushing Twat Yeah but what's the pub called? " The pub is called "Chance Encounters" | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious The Gushing Twat Yeah but what's the pub called? " | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
They will be crushed!!
I will save you
They are just wasps! Not as if they are a pack of hungry veloceraptors!
If there's velociraptors we're all fucked!! And not in a good way!! "This is why we would should all have cross bows! And when I say all I mean me! | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
They will be crushed!!
I will save you
They are just wasps! Not as if they are a pack of hungry veloceraptors!
If there's velociraptors we're all fucked!! And not in a good way!!
This is why we would should all have cross bows! And when I say all I mean me! "I have one... and three shotguns... for the zombie apocalypse of course | |||
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"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?
I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!
You know what forget the forum pub!
Hey hey we have a casino section man... stay a while and trade some sex chips.. you never know what you might cash in "Right which one of us has some large inheritance? I vote we give it to this guy? Build our dreams! | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious" We actually had a pub in my home city called The Cockwell Inn. | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious" Ummm it's Club Forum duh! | |||
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"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?
I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!
You know what forget the forum pub!
Hey hey we have a casino section man... stay a while and trade some sex chips.. you never know what you might cash in
Right which one of us has some large inheritance? I vote we give it to this guy? Build our dreams! "Funny you say that... been contemplating a club for a bit now. It may happen someday | |||
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"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men
Can I squeeze in for some perving
Always room for a fellow Glaswegian "Lovely jubbly | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious We actually had a pub in my home city called The Cockwell Inn. "Ha ha I like that by I've already said it's Chance Encounters
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"Id be by the jukebox dancing, talking to everyone, or if id had a drink dancing on a table" Oi no dancing on the tables this is a classy joint 
Don't make me get the cane | |||
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"Who's round is it then?!
Free drinks for everyone.... except the snidey moaning aresholes "Cheap round then Oooooooh  | |||
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"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of " They would certainly take notice of the lovely gallery you display 
We will ensure the bar is elevated so you draw their eyes better | |||
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"I'll be the lonely guy sitting in the dark corner looking at all the guys with the stunning ladies, wondering why that can't be me "Come sit outside with me | |||
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"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?
I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!
You know what forget the forum pub!
Hey hey we have a casino section man... stay a while and trade some sex chips.. you never know what you might cash in
Right which one of us has some large inheritance? I vote we give it to this guy? Build our dreams!
Funny you say that... been contemplating a club for a bit now. It may happen someday "Well I'm looking to get pissed sometime tonight? That long enough planning? I mean you have quite the team here! | |||
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"Who's round is it then?!
Free drinks for everyone.... except the snidey moaning aresholes
Cheap round then
Oooooooh "Man be positive lots of cool people here already... the wolves will be kept at the door | |||
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"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea "Close but I'd prefer coffee or a pint to the tea . | |||
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"Who wants to dance?" Yas!!! I'm in
Throw some bows sexy lady x | |||
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"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of They would certainly take notice of the lovely gallery you display
We will ensure the bar is elevated so you draw their eyes better "why thank you kindly. you can stay for a lock in | |||
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"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of They would certainly take notice of the lovely gallery you display
We will ensure the bar is elevated so you draw their eyes better
why thank you kindly. you can stay for a lock in "I'd help you clean the pipes yahoo | |||
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"oh you'd all fucking love me "yes we would chic xx | |||
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"LAST ORDERS!" Another pot of tea please and a plate of cheesy chips, I'm a bit peckish | |||
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Private rooms and VIP private hire sections, complete with all manner of equipment
Foam parties every last Saturday of the month | |||
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"LAST ORDERS!" We're having a lock in | |||
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"oh you'd all fucking love me yes we would chic xx "LOL,,AWE TY,X,,cant say ive ever had any hassle in real life,,most folk are very very nice | |||
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"LAST ORDERS!" Oi it's only 10pm and we have a late license Keep singing | |||
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"Who wants to dance?" Hell yeah. | |||
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"LAST ORDERS! Oi it's only 10pm and we have a late license Keep singing "oh,,,,,ok,,,"SOMETIMES ITS,,,,,HARD TO BE A WOMEN" | |||
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"LAST ORDERS! Another pot of tea please and a plate of cheesy chips, I'm a bit peckish"We haven't opened the fab restaurant yet but the bar will do some food if you talk nice to our booby barmaid above | |||
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I need space to dance.. everybody needs to dance crutches distance away from me | |||
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"too manic for me, im off xx" And there was me about to buy you a drink too...ah well!! Another chance passes me by. | |||
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"How big is the dance floor? It's kinda turned from a pub to a club so there must be a decent dance floor I need space to dance.. everybody needs to dance crutches distance away from me "The whole place is 5k sq meters, I have big idea lady | |||
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"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD. " I'm coming over to you with my empty glass as they don't stock my drink What tunes we playing? | |||
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"too manic for me, im off xx And there was me about to buy you a drink too...ah well!! Another chance passes me by." Go go introduce yourself and get the lady a nice drink | |||
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"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD. I'm coming over to you with my empty glass as they don't stock my drink What tunes we playing?" Live bands on a Friday... any requests ? | |||
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"Me an my mates ave bought this bar three times over and we still aint fekin welcome." Ha ha it ain't the fee that gets people into the Chance Encounters mate! It's the participation | |||
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"I'm shooting pool in a short black leather mini skirt and skimpy top. I love shiny balls " wow
There wouldn't be a guy in the place shooting pool with a rope that's for sure | |||
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" ***** opening tonight ****** Upstairs new lounge bar with cubby hole booths, each styled in a different fab way
Private rooms and VIP private hire sections, complete with all manner of equipment
Foam parties every last Saturday of the month"ooo foam you say right Im in the middle | |||
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"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of " Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ?? | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious The Gushing Twat"  | |||
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" ***** opening tonight ****** Upstairs new lounge bar with cubby hole booths, each styled in a different fab way
Private rooms and VIP private hire sections, complete with all manner of equipment
Foam parties every last Saturday of the month
ooo foam you say right Im in the middle "My my and it would be like an episode of funhouse from the 90s and everyone would be trying to find you | |||
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"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ??" You got barred for that before Baz ha ha Just ask the lady politely for a flash if she likes you you might get lucky!! | |||
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"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ??" can't quite reach, hang on a mo | |||
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"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ?? can't quite reach, hang on a mo " See | |||
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"too manic for me, im off xx And there was me about to buy you a drink too...ah well!! Another chance passes me by. Go go introduce yourself and get the lady a nice drink "Think she's gone to the bar next door...back soon!! | |||
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 I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men
I'll come sit with you "Budge up bird I'm joining you two. Have a peanut. | |||
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"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ?? You got barred for that before Baz ha ha Just ask the lady politely for a flash if she likes you you might get lucky!! "I couldn't get that lucky, although I was in pub on cricket tour on the Isle of Wight when it did lol, we went back the next night | |||
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"pub name leather and feathers" Now I like that | |||
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"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men
I'll come sit with you
Budge up bird I'm joining you two. Have a peanut. "I'm liking this table! Let's sit here lads! | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps
I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)
Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! "Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit... | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious" The hungry beaver ? The glory hole ? (My local was called the hole in the wall) | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps
I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)
Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit... "Fckin ell it's like David Attenboroughs blue planet in this corner people are trying to have a foam party man!! Get a drink and feel the foam!!!!!! | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious The hungry beaver ? The glory hole ? (My local was called the hole in the wall) lol I like the Hungry Beaver, what about The Angry Beaver " | |||
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"I can kill wasps "three months too bloody late is this bit of news...needed you back in August | |||
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"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes "You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this? | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious" The Cock in Cider The Spit and Polish The Cock and Bull? | |||
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"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes
You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?"No condom machines bud, all the booths and rooms are well stocked on all variants | |||
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"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes
You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?". Meeeee, that's why I'm in the gents jeez, I thought that's what you do in pubs Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"What would we call the pub? The Forum sounds too obvious The Cock in Cider The Spit and Polish The Cock and Bull?" Nice The Spit Roast Club 69 The Playhouse | |||
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"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes
You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?. Meeeee, that's why I'm in the gents jeez, I thought that's what you do in pubs Mrs blue eyes"This is the only bar where that ain't a problem | |||
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"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes
You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?. Meeeee, that's why I'm in the gents jeez, I thought that's what you do in pubs Mrs blue eyes
This is the only bar where that ain't a problem ". Well thank feck for that, now where I did I put my Malibu and my bag of cheese and onion, snog anyone? Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes
You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?. Meeeee, that's why I'm in the gents jeez, I thought that's what you do in pubs Mrs blue eyes
This is the only bar where that ain't a problem . Well thank feck for that, now where I did I put my Malibu and my bag of cheese and onion, snog anyone? Mrs blue eyes "Cheese and onion !!?! Maybe a snog before that lol | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door... "Don't leave early lots of more partying to do | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door... "I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each? | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...
I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each? "And if you got caught in the cellar might be naughty punishment for you malady | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...
I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each? "sounds like a plan, I'll grab some nuts.... | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...
I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each? "Bottle by the waist. Woman by the neck. | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...
I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?
And if you got caught in the cellar might be naughty punishment for you malady "I asked for drink and offered tunes. Now I am stealing for Roxi and I. We are already gone | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...
I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?
sounds like a plan, I'll grab some nuts...."Salty? | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...
I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?
And if you got caught in the cellar might be naughty punishment for you malady
I asked for drink and offered tunes. Now I am stealing for Roxi and I. We are already gone "Shame could've had fun down there in the dark with two naughty sneaky bottle thiefs | |||
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"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...
I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?
sounds like a plan, I'll grab some nuts....
Salty? "Mixed? | |||
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"It's almost tempting to start smoking again so I can just stay outside the pub." You trying to snag the low hanging fruit here? | |||
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"It's almost tempting to start smoking again so I can just stay outside the pub. You trying to snag the low hanging fruit here? "Nope. | |||
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"I'm a people watcher. I'd just be in the corner with a bemused smile. " Masturbating no doubt | |||
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"It's almost tempting to start smoking again so I can just stay outside the pub. You trying to snag the low hanging fruit here?
Nope."Why stand outside then???  | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps
I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)
Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit...
Fckin ell it's like David Attenboroughs blue planet in this corner people are trying to have a foam party man!!
Get a drink and feel the foam!!!!!! "I could do with a foam mattress for me back ... | |||
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"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops " Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps
I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)
Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit...
Fckin ell it's like David Attenboroughs blue planet in this corner people are trying to have a foam party man!!
Get a drink and feel the foam!!!!!! I could do with a foam mattress for me back ... "Ha ha well the private rooms have foam mattress and some have a vibrating water bed | |||
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"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea "Special tea? | |||
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"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea
Special tea? "I can think of at least 3 'special' teas... You'll have to be more specific | |||
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"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea
Special tea?
I can think of at least 3 'special' teas... You'll have to be more specific "Intriguing we may need to consider a mad hatters tea party room | |||
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"fuck,,,im pissed "Keep it together Mikki!! It's opening night!! Do big spender !! Hit it!! | |||
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"I'd probably be barred! I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here Pesky little critters. Swat them!
And the wasps!
had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps
I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)
Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit...
Fckin ell it's like David Attenboroughs blue planet in this corner people are trying to have a foam party man!!
Get a drink and feel the foam!!!!!! I could do with a foam mattress for me back ...
Ha ha well the private rooms have foam mattress and some have a vibrating water bed " | |||
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"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea
Special tea?
I can think of at least 3 'special' teas... You'll have to be more specific "Intriguing | |||
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"I'd be at the bar, drink in hand, thinking "Blimey, they let anyone in nowadays"." Nana can you do the door tonight? Keep the quality high and the underwear low? | |||
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"It would be a big pub...with a lot of mess to clean up in the morning... "Is it just me or does that icon above look like what you'd imagine a Simpson characters vagina to look like ? | |||
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"fuck,,,im pissed
Keep it together Mikki!! It's opening night!!
Do big spender !! Hit it!! "are you saying ive big suspennnnnderrrrzzz,,god you look pretteee | |||
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