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"The Green Bottle! My costume is a soiled pair of worn out corduroys that stink of piss and a dirty T Shirt with 'Choose Life' printed on it. My accessory; a single green bottle of wine that magically refills! I wander around town centers calling invisible people cunts and telling timid students waiting at bus stops alone that they are my 'fugggin besdest fuggin mates av eva fuggin had, love yas, both of yas' Then I fall asleep on a path cuddling my green bottle." you on the buckie again s-p-i-d-e-r-m-a-n xx | |||
"you on the buckie again s-p-i-d-e-r-m-a-n xx" It's fucking spider-man!!!! AAAHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!! | |||
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"you on the buckie again s-p-i-d-e-r-m-a-n xx It's fucking spider-man!!!! AAAHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!" try saying that in person, f-i-c-k-l-e-f-u-n-k-s-t-e-r xxx | |||
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"I don't understand the question. I am a superhero, I don't care what the doctor keeps telling me, he's wrong. Maybe he's a member of the evil VWE Empire who are out to destroy humanity and enslave us all with Sky remote controls.... "I want to wake up as one of the tutti frooty boys.... or is that wake up WITH them?? ***hmmm, wanders off to ponder which is best (I may be a while)  | |||
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"V-v-V-v-Viccyboi-boi-boi………. Is…………..Manpurseman……… saviour of small coins " | |||
"V-v-V-v-Viccyboi-boi-boi………. Is…………..Manpurseman……… saviour of small coins "the toots are back in town..... | |||
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"I don't understand the question. I am a superhero, I don't care what the doctor keeps telling me, he's wrong. Maybe he's a member of the evil VWE Empire who are out to destroy humanity and enslave us all with Sky remote controls.... "Please refrain from making references to Sky remotes 
The 'incident' has me scarred for life | |||
 ..... my eys are watering,,,, and my bladder is about to lose its control ....hhahahahh "The Toots"...... Soapy, Munkie-boa, and V-v-V-v-Viccyboi-boi-boi......
Yikes;;;;; ewwww,,,,,leakage,,,, ewwwww
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"OMG... ..... my eys are watering,,,, and my bladder is about to lose its control ....hhahahahh "The Toots"...... Soapy, Munkie-boa, and V-v-V-v-Viccyboi-boi-boi......
Yikes;;;;; ewwww,,,,,leakage,,,, ewwwww
"you know you will now have that tooooon and image in your head all day now. | |||
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you know you will now have that tooooon and image in your head all day now. "I know,,,,,,, and unfortunately for some inexplicable reason other than perhaps being best explained by the consequence of simple involuntary word association….. the word Toot has conjured an image of a trumpet to make an appearence in my minds eye  | |||
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you know you will now have that tooooon and image in your head all day now.
I know,,,,,,, and unfortunately for some inexplicable reason other than perhaps being best explained by the consequence of simple involuntary word association….. the word Toot has conjured an image of a trumpet to make an appearence in my minds eye "fecking biatchybintyfaaaaannnnnaaaayyy. keyboard is now ruined..... | |||
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you know you will now have that tooooon and image in your head all day now.
I know,,,,,,, and unfortunately for some inexplicable reason other than perhaps being best explained by the consequence of simple involuntary word association….. the word Toot has conjured an image of a trumpet to make an appearence in my minds eye
fecking biatchybintyfaaaaannnnnaaaayyy. keyboard is now ruined..... "Well its not all that bad,,,after-all, Its a shiny trumpet which looks well polished, and it seems like it can play itself..... I tell ya!!!..... its's not as bad it could have been,,,, cudda been a whole lot worse.... cudda been three of-em | |||
later luvies.... xxxxx | |||
How can we save the galaxy from the myriad and eldritch forces of evil called the tooties!!! | |||
"We are the Unholy Trio! I told you! Not the tooties ffs!
How can we save the galaxy from the myriad and eldritch forces of evil called the tooties!!! "I thought Soxy was a toot as well? He should be! It will stop him mocking us! 
The shame of being in a gang called the tootie fruities
If my home boys knew they would drive by and pop a cap in my ass 
Oops that sounded fruity didn't it... ah FFS!!! | |||
" I thought Soxy was a toot as well? He should be! It will stop him mocking us!
The shame of being in a gang called the tootie fruities
If my home boys knew they would drive by and pop a cap in my ass
Oops that sounded fruity didn't it... ah FFS!!! "Oh, Minkie-munky-boa..... I could never live-up to the expectations required for acceptance your lil tootastic gangie-wangy,,,after-all, ya gota be a Toot by nature to be real Toot in name,,,, .... So, I'm resigned to the fact that I will always seriously lack those credentials,,,,, and I'm sad to say,,,, I cant play the trumpet either | |||
"We are the Unholy Trio! I told you! Not the tooties ffs!
How can we save the galaxy from the myriad and eldritch forces of evil called the tooties!!!
I thought Soxy was a toot as well? He should be! It will stop him mocking us!
The shame of being in a gang called the tootie fruities
If my home boys knew they would drive by and pop a cap in my ass
Oops that sounded fruity didn't it... ah FFS!!! "I'm loosing track myself here, this is how I see it now: Invictus, The Funkster and Soxy (aka 'Deviant Boy') are the Unholy Trio. Invictus, The Funkster and The Soapster are the Tootie Fruities. ...maybe they cross over somehow in a sort of deviant cross pollination type thingy.... | |||
"We are the Unholy Trio! I told you! Not the tooties ffs!
How can we save the galaxy from the myriad and eldritch forces of evil called the tooties!!!
I thought Soxy was a toot as well? He should be! It will stop him mocking us!
The shame of being in a gang called the tootie fruities
If my home boys knew they would drive by and pop a cap in my ass
Oops that sounded fruity didn't it... ah FFS!!!
I'm loosing track myself here, this is how I see it now:
Invictus, The Funkster and Soxy (aka 'Deviant Boy') are the Unholy Trio.
Invictus, The Funkster and The Soapster are the Tootie Fruities.
...maybe they cross over somehow in a sort of deviant cross pollination type thingy.... "FFs V-v-V-v-viccyboi-boi-boi Me.... eh.....in a gang,,,,,,eh!!!! I'll have you know,,,, you'd never catch me doing anything of such a suggestion…. And as for crossovers of a half way nature.... the very thought of it!!!!....crossing over from this side, to that.... ewwww OMG...man, its unthinkable.... and I am unanimous in that !!!!! so stick that in your teacup and stir it to the left…. | |||
"We are the Unholy Trio! I told you! Not the tooties ffs!
How can we save the galaxy from the myriad and eldritch forces of evil called the tooties!!!
I thought Soxy was a toot as well? He should be! It will stop him mocking us!
The shame of being in a gang called the tootie fruities
If my home boys knew they would drive by and pop a cap in my ass
Oops that sounded fruity didn't it... ah FFS!!!
I'm loosing track myself here, this is how I see it now:
Invictus, The Funkster and Soxy (aka 'Deviant Boy') are the Unholy Trio.
Invictus, The Funkster and The Soapster are the Tootie Fruities.
...maybe they cross over somehow in a sort of deviant cross pollination type thingy....
FFs V-v-V-v-viccyboi-boi-boi
Me.... eh.....in a gang,,,,,,eh!!!! I'll have you know,,,, you'd never catch me doing anything of such a suggestion….
And as for crossovers of a half way nature.... the very thought of it!!!!....crossing over from this side, to that.... ewwww OMG...man, its unthinkable....
and I am unanimous in that !!!!! so stick that in your teacup and stir it to the left….
"Hey! I'm in charge of the cliques around here buddy!
I'll tell you when your not in it any more.
...a coin pouch is issued to every member of the Unholy Trio to put on their Futility Belt. Yours has sequins.  | |||
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"ffs, I went for a lie down in a darkened room to get these images out my head. Come back and you eejits have sent me off on one again. Suxy, you are on my side now. together we can banish these evil deviant fruits!!! xxx" Splitter!!! | |||
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"The Green Bottle! My costume is a soiled pair of worn out corduroys that stink of piss and a dirty T Shirt with 'Choose Life' printed on it. My accessory; a single green bottle of wine that magically refills! I wander around town centers calling invisible people cunts and telling timid students waiting at bus stops alone that they are my 'fugggin besdest fuggin mates av eva fuggin had, love yas, both of yas' Then I fall asleep on a path cuddling my green bottle." Oh shit, you've been stalking me & stolen my identity. | |||
"The Green Bottle! My costume is a soiled pair of worn out corduroys that stink of piss and a dirty T Shirt with 'Choose Life' printed on it. My accessory; a single green bottle of wine that magically refills! I wander around town centers calling invisible people cunts and telling timid students waiting at bus stops alone that they are my 'fugggin besdest fuggin mates av eva fuggin had, love yas, both of yas' Then I fall asleep on a path cuddling my green bottle. Oh shit, you've been stalking me & stolen my identity. "I thought I'd seen you in town before. Next time you can have 20p but don't follow me this time okay? | |||
"The Green Bottle! My costume is a soiled pair of worn out corduroys that stink of piss and a dirty T Shirt with 'Choose Life' printed on it. My accessory; a single green bottle of wine that magically refills! I wander around town centers calling invisible people cunts and telling timid students waiting at bus stops alone that they are my 'fugggin besdest fuggin mates av eva fuggin had, love yas, both of yas' Then I fall asleep on a path cuddling my green bottle. Oh shit, you've been stalking me & stolen my identity. "Shit! I do beg your pardon!
It wasn't intentional but now that you mention it I do see similarities | |||
"ffs, I went for a lie down in a darkened room to get these images out my head. Come back and you eejits have sent me off on one again. Suxy, you are on my side now. together we can banish these evil deviant fruits!!! xxx" Yes,,,,, yep I'm with you all the way,,,,I strongly believe those boys require some firm discipline,,,,, and yes, together we can inflict upon them what they so rightly deserve…..after-all, not only is it our duty,,,,,,, it will be canny easy too …. and even a tad pleasurable,,,, from semi-masochistic point of view | |||
"ffs, I went for a lie down in a darkened room to get these images out my head. Come back and you eejits have sent me off on one again. Suxy, you are on my side now. together we can banish these evil deviant fruits!!! xxxYes,,,,, yep I'm with you all the way,,,,I strongly believe those boys require some firm discipline,,,,, and yes, together we can inflict upon them what they so rightly deserve…..after-all, not only is it our duty,,,,,,, it will be canny easy too …. and even a tad pleasurable,,,, from semi-masochistic point of view "
You're in league with the Vibratortrons and the evil VWE Empire aren't you?!?!?
I have exposed you at last....eeeewwwww.....I can't look!!! | |||
"You're in league with the Vibratortrons and the evil VWE Empire aren't you?!?!?
I have exposed you at last....eeeewwwww.....I can't look!!! "V-v-V-v-Viccyoi-boi-boi,,,,before you get carried away with ya own trumpet playing there bonny-lad,,,,,,all you've managed to expose is.......... you need more practice
one-nil | |||
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"You're in league with the Vibratortrons and the evil VWE Empire aren't you?!?!?
I have exposed you at last....eeeewwwww.....I can't look!!!
V-v-V-v-Viccyoi-boi-boi,,,,before you get carried away with ya own trumpet playing there bonny-lad,,,,,,all you've managed to expose is.......... you need more practice
one-nil"You don't fool me with your suave and sophisticated exterior, I know you as my evil Nematoad... Nemasnifs... Nemacist..... Arch Enemy!! To the Invictobike! Stabilizers on, check. Bell dings, check. Futility Belt set to kill!! Oh, it only goes to wimper, oh well, check! I shall have Victory or deeply embarrass myself trying...
To Futility and beyond!!!! | |||
"Id have inflatable boobs that with one click they'd inflate and knock people out haha" Erm I think you already have those. Only they don't deflate. | |||
"Id have inflatable boobs that with one click they'd inflate and knock people out haha Erm I think you already have those. Only they don't deflate." they dont knock people out either unless i jump or turn around a bit too quickly... | |||
"Id have inflatable boobs that with one click they'd inflate and knock people out haha Erm I think you already have those. Only they don't deflate. they dont knock people out either unless i jump or turn around a bit too quickly..." But will you join me in defeating the Vibratortrons!!! It's only a matter of time before humanity is enslaved by them!! | |||
" To Futility and beyond!!!!" Shouldn't that be , To "Fruitility" and beyond..... T-t-T-t-Tootieboi-boi-boi.... Take ten,,,,, take eleven even, you do need some...please.... takes some.... take plenty... plenty..... | |||
" To Futility and beyond!!!! Shouldn't that be , To "Fruitility" and beyond..... T-t-T-t-Tootieboi-boi-boi.... Take ten,,,,, take eleven even, you do need some...please.... takes some.... take plenty... plenty..... "It's 42, the secret number is 42. .....oh bollox. | |||
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" Puts a new slant on tooting your horn, i suppose. Altogether now : If your Viccy and you know it Toot yer horn" Don't you start ya bugger!!
... toot... toot. | |||
"I need a superhero, just back from a night in hospital, I have sciatica and I am in extreme pain. can't think straight right now. " Ouch that can be bad, hope you're feeling better soon. My Dad had it and they put mind bending drugs up his bottom | |||
