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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello! When I get bored, I write haikus. And right now I'm crazy bored. Join me! You know the drill, 5-7-5.
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Started a new job;
I'm head of Swinger Research;
Where? Sydney Uni.
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Found a fun swing club; Sixty-five quid to get in!?
Pub instead then, yeah?
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Update Fab status;
'Who's feeling horny today?';
Eek, that was Facebook!
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Anyone else? Extra points for swinging/Fabs-specific ones! |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Here's my willy pic
Compared to a sky remote
So, fancy a fuck?
Use Lynx can instead
Goes with the animal masks
And smells not too bad"
Will visit bathroom
Flop it out over the bowl
I forgot to flush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's my willy pic
Compared to a sky remote
So, fancy a fuck?
Use Lynx can instead
Goes with the animal masks
And smells not too bad
Will visit bathroom
Flop it out over the bowl
I forgot to flush"
"A gentleman's bath"
That's what my husband calls it
I call it lazy  |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Here's my willy pic
Compared to a sky remote
So, fancy a fuck?
Use Lynx can instead
Goes with the animal masks
And smells not too bad
Will visit bathroom
Flop it out over the bowl
I forgot to flush
"A gentleman's bath"
That's what my husband calls it
I call it lazy "
A way to save time
There is more fun to be had
On the hot pics page
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Morning in my bed
Message count increasing now...
Better log off fab! 
Guys' messages
Delete one, new ones spring up
Lernaean Hydra"
Whilst a man's inbox
Remains so sad and empty
Have a wank instead |
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