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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

10. Havent had it it for 11 days. Cant wait to get home on Thursday lol.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"10. Havent had it it for 11 days. Cant wait to get home on Thursday lol."

Add another 1 for everyday. It hates worse before it gets better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"6"

Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"11

That's what I like to hear.

(Or read)

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals "

But every now and again that table next to you see a dish you never knew was on the menu. The meat looks delicious. And the sauce smells devine.

Your taste buds bursts with saliva as you start to crave a bite, just a mouthful to taste.

I love food. I could talk all day about it.

I love sex too.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals "

And then the food turns up and it is crap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10 today but hopefully I'll be having fun in a few hours

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"6"

I'll see your 6 and lower it to 0 after you've met me

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

10. Again.

Wonder if there's some kind of injection I can get for it, I'm sure we could work in the "feel a bit of a prick" joke too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"10. Again.

Wonder if there's some kind of injection I can get for it, I'm sure we could work in the "feel a bit of a prick" joke too"

An injection.

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By *emplarWarriorMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Close to 6 weeks now, can I use triple figures yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About a 3.

If a chance presents itself I'll take it, of course, but the OPs question was how much do you NEED it.

I'm not that highly sprung for sex all the time to be honest and you know what, a wank usually works wonders when I do get to that desperate point

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

8 has a wank to stave off the urges

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ilfy85Woman over a year ago

Beckwithshaw

Just a 5 for me

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+1 "

I need to go to Aylesbury!!!!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

Don't use the T word..people take offence

I don't need it, I want it.

I shall make it the days mission to get my itch scratched

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

Don't use the T word..people take offence

I don't need it, I want it.

I shall make it the days mission to get my itch scratched

He knows I'm not being nasty......

That happens if I get my mitts on him

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

0...it's a age thing, right?!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

Don't use the T word..people take offence

I don't need it, I want it.

I shall make it the days mission to get my itch scratched

He knows I'm not being nasty......

That happens if I get my mitts on him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can honestly say I can't be arsed with it at the moment.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I can honestly say I can't be arsed with it at the moment."

Holy fook PP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"10 today but hopefully I'll be having fun in a few hours"

Turning up to a meeting in a ten.

Hi5

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"10. Again.

Wonder if there's some kind of injection I can get for it, I'm sure we could work in the "feel a bit of a prick" joke too"

Injection? Medical term - wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

Don't use the T word..people take offence

I don't need it, I want it.

I shall make it the days mission to get my itch scratched

He knows I'm not being nasty......

That happens if I get my mitts on him

Your a wreck? Like a ship wreck in the sea. Divers visit such sites. I'd love to go down like that. Slip into my protective clothing and get wet for some pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"0...it's a age thing, right?!!

0 is impossible. Surely.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"0...it's a age thing, right?!!

Well that's me foocked at 54 then

*trudges off into the distance..........

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"10. Again.

Wonder if there's some kind of injection I can get for it, I'm sure we could work in the "feel a bit of a prick" joke too

Injection? Medical term - wank "

Give me an injection- both sorted

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

Don't use the T word..people take offence

I don't need it, I want it.

I shall make it the days mission to get my itch scratched

He knows I'm not being nasty......

That happens if I get my mitts on him

Your a wreck? Like a ship wreck in the sea. Divers visit such sites. I'd love to go down like that. Slip into my protective clothing and get wet for some pleasure.

There is a little man in a boat there suffering hypothermia btw..... I am lead to believe licking him followed by a good rubbing is a fabulous way to make it allllllllll better

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals

And then the food turns up and it is crap

Despite H eating nearly everyday I'd say she's permanently a 9-10 & I never go hungry. Not sure what that says about either of us..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

Don't use the T word..people take offence

I don't need it, I want it.

I shall make it the days mission to get my itch scratched

He knows I'm not being nasty......

That happens if I get my mitts on him

Your a wreck? Like a ship wreck in the sea. Divers visit such sites. I'd love to go down like that. Slip into my protective clothing and get wet for some pleasure.

There is a little man in a boat there suffering hypothermia btw..... I am lead to believe licking him followed by a good rubbing is a fabulous way to make it allllllllll better

I still can't find that man in the boat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defiantly a 10 today

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

Don't use the T word..people take offence

I don't need it, I want it.

I shall make it the days mission to get my itch scratched

He knows I'm not being nasty......

That happens if I get my mitts on him

Your a wreck? Like a ship wreck in the sea. Divers visit such sites. I'd love to go down like that. Slip into my protective clothing and get wet for some pleasure.

There is a little man in a boat there suffering hypothermia btw..... I am lead to believe licking him followed by a good rubbing is a fabulous way to make it allllllllll better

I still can't find that man in the boat.

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too late to try and be virtuous now!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals

And then the food turns up and it is crap

Despite H eating nearly everyday I'd say she's permanently a 9-10 & I never go hungry. Not sure what that says about either of us..

Coffee and wanking. Suppress both appetites

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals

And then the food turns up and it is crap

Despite H eating nearly everyday I'd say she's permanently a 9-10 & I never go hungry. Not sure what that says about either of us..

Coffee and wanking. Suppress both appetites

Maybe save some space for a nice dessert?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals

And then the food turns up and it is crap

Despite H eating nearly everyday I'd say she's permanently a 9-10 & I never go hungry. Not sure what that says about either of us..

Coffee and wanking. Suppress both appetites

Maybe save some space for a nice dessert?

Always room for pudding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You are a twat starting this O Brave Bottle!!!

There just is no number this morning! Despite setbacks I'm a horny fucking wreck!!!!

Don't use the T word..people take offence

I don't need it, I want it.

I shall make it the days mission to get my itch scratched

He knows I'm not being nasty......

That happens if I get my mitts on him

Your a wreck? Like a ship wreck in the sea. Divers visit such sites. I'd love to go down like that. Slip into my protective clothing and get wet for some pleasure.

There is a little man in a boat there suffering hypothermia btw..... I am lead to believe licking him followed by a good rubbing is a fabulous way to make it allllllllll better

I still can't find that man in the boat.

too late to try and be virtuous now!!! "

Well, I am looking for him, gently.

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By *kgeminiMan over a year ago

Southampton

I'm a strong 7 at the moment. The craving is there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TEN!!!

Still horny as hell after our first MFMF experience over the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"TEN!!!

Still horny as hell after our first MFMF experience over the weekend

Has anyone else's counter just moved a little higher.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm fairly low on the scale today, probably a 3 at the moment

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

About one

Mojo still gone

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3 or 4 maybe.

But then I am a master of waiting and pleasantly surprised if it appears

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By *ureTemptationWoman over a year ago

Off the grid

I'm a 4 I think? That's quite high for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im about an 8 atm.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!"

2 days? Try 18...ahhhh!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All you guys on low numbers 1,2,4 etc.

I blame everyone else on here. It's not you.

Everyone get messaging and cheering people up. We're supposed to be sexy people. Pull your thumb out, or slide it in. Whatever it takes !

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!

2 days? Try 18...ahhhh!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck......fanny fountain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a 4 I think? That's quite high for me."

Well I'm a nine. Between you and I, we make......well, it's more than 10.

Just like your pictures. Damn sexy.

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

8-9. It's been weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!

2 days? Try 18...ahhhh!!

Go on. I'll try 18.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"About one

Mojo still gone

MrsSB

No! This is impossible today. You have a Spanish accent. Spanish women are a 8 by default. Or is it, I'm an 8 around Spanish woman? I can't remember.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals

And then the food turns up and it is crap

Despite H eating nearly everyday I'd say she's permanently a 9-10 & I never go hungry. Not sure what that says about either of us..

Coffee and wanking. Suppress both appetites

Maybe save some space for a nice dessert?

Always room for pudding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well my need for sex is off the scale

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!

2 days? Try 18...ahhhh!!

Go on. I'll try 18.

Doing something?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Somebody message this woman quickly.

Or you needs some fluffy socks. Turn up your heat.

When you can get it whenever you want, the urgency goes out the window and the wait in between is less of a task to bear and more a pallet cleanser between delicious 5* meals

And then the food turns up and it is crap

Despite H eating nearly everyday I'd say she's permanently a 9-10 & I never go hungry. Not sure what that says about either of us..

Coffee and wanking. Suppress both appetites

Maybe save some space for a nice dessert?

Always room for pudding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well my need for sex is off the scale

Copy and paste that on your status.

I double dog dare you!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"About one

Mojo still gone

MrsSB

Don't worry we have plenty to spare, well give yours a jump start when we see you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well my need for sex is off the scale

Copy and paste that on your status.

I double dog dare you!

noooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know. "

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm sure most people on here would take that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm about a 5 today, I expect it to go up to about a 8 tommorrow and off the scale Saturday

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

I would take that! Love a good snuggle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a 5 for me

Now ive just had a nosey at your profile its 10,,, phwoooooor

fantastic gallery xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

I would take that! Love a good snuggle.

I'm sure you've had plenty of offers.....

In fairness most of them have probably come from me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

I would take that! Love a good snuggle.

I'm sure you've had plenty of offers.....

In fairness most of them have probably come from me.

No for snuggles, for some really weird shit but not snuggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on a 7 but that's starting to rise!!

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!

2 days? Try 18...ahhhh!!

Is it just me thinking or is it anyone else... that eligible men in the North in 18 days time better have enough energy to survive hurricane honey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

17.8

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well my need for sex is off the scale

Copy and paste that on your status.

I double dog dare you!

noooo

I triple dog dare you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!

2 days? Try 18...ahhhh!!

Is it just me thinking or is it anyone else... that eligible men in the North in 18 days time better have enough energy to survive hurricane honey

That and monsoon season in the Amazon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

I would take that! Love a good snuggle.

I'm sure you've had plenty of offers.....

In fairness most of them have probably come from me.

No for snuggles, for some really weird shit but not snuggles

For the record, I have never offered this young lady weird shit.

Cake yes, weird shit never...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its been around 9 for fecking days..... keep trying things to lower it, but think I might be making it worse....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

We do this, I'm a hot bod so all night snuggles are usually a no for me as I can't sleep, but last thing before sleep & first thing in the morning is always 30min snuggle time, at night I usually have to extricate myself from H as she's already asleep..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmm about a 5 today, I expect it to go up to about a 8 tommorrow and off the scale Saturday

I like this. Teasing until it's unbearable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those who feel it's a problem, have you ever tried chaste berry tea? It's supposed to lower the libido

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10.

A total mess here who's beginning to find everyone very attractive

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"About one

Mojo still gone

MrsSB

No! This is impossible today. You have a Spanish accent. Spanish women are a 8 by default. Or is it, I'm an 8 around Spanish woman? I can't remember.

I think it's you around Spanish women

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"10.

A total mess here who's beginning to find everyone very attractive

. I knew if I hung around long enough......

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"About one

Mojo still gone

MrsSB

Don't worry we have plenty to spare, well give yours a jump start when we see you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10.

A total mess here who's beginning to find everyone very attractive

You've made my cock throbb without touching it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always a 10.

Likely hood of getting anything other than my right hand 0.5. There's always a glimmer of hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a 10 here. Last proper sex was 4 weeks ago now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

I would take that! Love a good snuggle.

I'm sure you've had plenty of offers.....

In fairness most of them have probably come from me.

No for snuggles, for some really weird shit but not snuggles

For the record, I have never offered this young lady weird shit.

Cake yes, weird shit never..."

I like cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10.

A total mess here who's beginning to find everyone very attractive

You've made my cock throbb without touching it

Is that a bad thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a 2 today.

My mind is elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always a 10.

Likely hood of getting anything other than my right hand 0.5. There's always a glimmer of hope

You need to relocate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does 24/7 count ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10.

A total mess here who's beginning to find everyone very attractive

You've made my cock throbb without touching it

Is that a bad thing?

I didn't say it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a 9... currently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always a 10.

Likely hood of getting anything other than my right hand 0.5. There's always a glimmer of hope

You need to relocate!

Agreed. What's Ireland like this time of year

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"10.

A total mess here who's beginning to find everyone very attractive

How about attractive & a bit younger looking?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

11 for needing it, under 1 for the chances of getting it

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Always a 10.

Likely hood of getting anything other than my right hand 0.5. There's always a glimmer of hope

You need to relocate!

Agreed. What's Ireland like this time of year

I'd guess wet looking at the lovely ladies responses

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does 24/7 count ??"

Yes, this is s thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always a 10.

Likely hood of getting anything other than my right hand 0.5. There's always a glimmer of hope

You need to relocate!

Agreed. What's Ireland like this time of year

I'd guess wet looking at the lovely ladies responses

Nailed it

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By *loppsyWoman over a year ago

marlow

5...... but no doubt will rise during the day x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Does 24/7 count ??"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"11 for needing it, under 1 for the chances of getting it"

With an eleven??? Grow a spine, and tap on some doors.

Get sending messages to those on your hotlist. I feel luck for you today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a 9... currently "

So you just need a quick one to hit the target?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Down around a 2 or 3. Can't be arsed.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"11 for needing it, under 1 for the chances of getting it

With an eleven??? Grow a spine, and tap on some doors.

Get sending messages to those on your hotlist. I feel luck for you today.

Is that what you suggest? Knocking on doors,I may cause some cardiac arrests with my neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a 9... currently

So you just need a quick one to hit the target?

Is this what edging is ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"5...... but no doubt will rise during the day x"

....yes, I'm thinking it will rise too. And I'm fine with that. You?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm a 9... currently "

I'll give you 1

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!

2 days? Try 18...ahhhh!!

Is it just me thinking or is it anyone else... that eligible men in the North in 18 days time better have enough energy to survive hurricane honey

That and monsoon season in the Amazon

The northern man folk will certainly need waterproofs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 my selection of toys help. Could do with a massage more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

0 I'd rather be sleeping I'm absolutely knackered.

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By *tuart05Man over a year ago

wallingford

"Its been around 9 for fecking days..... keep trying things to lower it, but think I might be making it worse....

The thought of you lowering it shot mine up to past 11( for those spinal T. Fans)

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"11 for needing it, under 1 for the chances of getting it

With an eleven??? Grow a spine, and tap on some doors.

Get sending messages to those on your hotlist. I feel luck for you today.

Cheers buddy,

Can you suggest any opening lines for the housewives that open the door or should I just be blunt and say how do you fancy my sausage for breakfast this morning ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, not sex, not today.

I'm a bit stubbly for kisses today too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"11 for needing it, under 1 for the chances of getting it

With an eleven??? Grow a spine, and tap on some doors.

Get sending messages to those on your hotlist. I feel luck for you today.

Cheers buddy,

Can you suggest any opening lines for the housewives that open the door or should I just be blunt and say how do you fancy my sausage for breakfast this morning ?"

Carry a pic of your cock and hand it to them as you introduce yourself.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"11 for needing it, under 1 for the chances of getting it

With an eleven??? Grow a spine, and tap on some doors.

Get sending messages to those on your hotlist. I feel luck for you today.

Cheers buddy,

Can you suggest any opening lines for the housewives that open the door or should I just be blunt and say how do you fancy my sausage for breakfast this morning ?"

That would work. I'm ravenous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down around a 2 or 3. Can't be arsed."

Just get back to me when you remove 'or' from that reply.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Not had sex for over 5 weeks longest this year without

It's just not happened also I have been busy with real life and work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down around a 2 or 3. Can't be arsed.

Just get back to me when you remove 'or' from that reply. "

23? That'll never happen, I have self control.

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By *relanddirectMan over a year ago

cheshire

Woke up at 10 but probably 8 now x best try concentrate on work

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"11 for needing it, under 1 for the chances of getting it

With an eleven??? Grow a spine, and tap on some doors.

Get sending messages to those on your hotlist. I feel luck for you today.

Cheers buddy,

Can you suggest any opening lines for the housewives that open the door or should I just be blunt and say how do you fancy my sausage for breakfast this morning ?

That would work. I'm ravenous "

Woohoo I'll use that in my defence when the police turn up x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work is deadening my mojo at the moment so today's rating would be a big fat zero.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Work is deadening my mojo at the moment so today's rating would be a big fat zero."

I know that feeling :

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

0....... if I reach the point where I need sex, I'm giving it up......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down around a 2 or 3. Can't be arsed.

Just get back to me when you remove 'or' from that reply.

23? That'll never happen, I have self control."

I'll meet you half way. 11 1/2. ? And let me be in control.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down around a 2 or 3. Can't be arsed.

Just get back to me when you remove 'or' from that reply.

23? That'll never happen, I have self control.

I'll meet you half way. 11 1/2. ? And let me be in control.

The scale was 1-10. There is no 11.5. (Pedantic, me?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down around a 2 or 3. Can't be arsed.

Just get back to me when you remove 'or' from that reply.

23? That'll never happen, I have self control.

I'll meet you half way. 11 1/2. ? And let me be in control.

The scale was 1-10. There is no 11.5. (Pedantic, me?)"

It's just details.....you were a 2 or 3. I was a 9.

That means for me to reach your level of hornyness, I'd have to go down.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Down around a 2 or 3. Can't be arsed.

Just get back to me when you remove 'or' from that reply.

23? That'll never happen, I have self control.

I'll meet you half way. 11 1/2. ? And let me be in control.

The scale was 1-10. There is no 11.5. (Pedantic, me?)"

I like pedantic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About a 1 at the moment, my mojo has gone out of the window lately

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"2......no caffeine in my system yet, last night was 99! 2 more veeeeeeeeeeeery long days....I will survive.....just!

2 days? Try 18...ahhhh!!

Is it just me thinking or is it anyone else... that eligible men in the North in 18 days time better have enough energy to survive hurricane honey

That and monsoon season in the Amazon

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm probably hovering around a 1. It could shoot up to 10 in the right circumstance but there's nothing to get me interested at the minute. Life is getting in the way somewhat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About 1. Had it yesterday. Not that it was any good. I think i need sun and a break.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say about a 7

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'd say a 5 verging on 5 1/2.

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By *adyDangerWoman over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"10. Havent had it it for 11 days. Cant wait to get home on Thursday lol."

Wow 11 days. Watch you don't turn into a pumpkin

. Mines far too long but hopefully this week fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Minds building nicely

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By *relanddirectMan over a year ago

cheshire

I'm in x x like this lol

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm almost a 10. I thought I was meeting someone today but now I'm not.....meh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd think I'm about 9. A bit like most days really.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm almost a 10. I thought I was meeting someone today but now I'm not.....meh!!!"

I'm in the wrong place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say about a 7

We could work on increasing that to a 9 during today... X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

11!

Shame I'm not seeing my man until Friday

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in x x like this lol"
9.5 for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say about a 7

We could work on increasing that to a 9 during today... X"

I'm not sure being at work will increase it today. Having the fire alarm go off at work yesterday and some sexy firemen turn up did help yesterday though

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By *itandhotCouple over a year ago

citywest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4... I'm a bit meh about it today

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"I'm almost a 10. I thought I was meeting someone today but now I'm not.....meh!!!"

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By *unkasaurusMan over a year ago

Glossop

Never need it its not an essential like air food or water like would be better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm almost a 10. I thought I was meeting someone today but now I'm not.....meh!!!"

Where's your wand?

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By *ihimbiherCouple over a year ago

lightwater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 or 0... unless my hormones are at their optimum levels or I'm in a sexual situation with someone nice, or having naughty thoughts about that someone nice, it's very low.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much do you need sex today?

I'll start I'm on 9

To hit maximum horn, You could be the 1 I need

*its just for fun, there's no way of recording such a ridiculous measurement, I know.

I'm going to buck the trend and say I'd rather wake up cuddling at the moment.

I'll take a, slowly waking up, rubbing your eyes, stretching and finding that beautiful naked woman laying next to you.

Reaching out and just holding her close, soft, warm, peaceful, content......

That's what I'm feeling like.

I would take that! Love a good snuggle.

I'm sure you've had plenty of offers.....

In fairness most of them have probably come from me.

No for snuggles, for some really weird shit but not snuggles

For the record, I have never offered this young lady weird shit.

Cake yes, weird shit never...

I like cake

Mmmmmmmmmm caaaaaaaake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on a 1 at the moment, and that's only because 0 isn't available. Right now, if I had Jennifer Lawrence in front of me wearing nothing but a pair of nipple clamps I don't think I'd raise more than a semi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh always 8 and above -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4007

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"42"

Is that all you've got to show for seven and half million years work?

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By *ife adventurerMan over a year ago

North Essex

Mines shifted from a warm feeling to pant twinge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite high due to having a very nice dream

about an 8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About a 9. I'm off work and home alone so could meet but I have ironing, leaf sweeping, dog walking and food shopping to do. No time for fun

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"About a 9. I'm off work and home alone so could meet but I have ironing, leaf sweeping, dog walking and food shopping to do. No time for fun

OK lads, volunteers for the boring jobs please, we got the good one covered

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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10 solid 10

I do myself no favours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About a 9. I'm off work and home alone so could meet but I have ironing, leaf sweeping, dog walking and food shopping to do. No time for fun

OK lads, volunteers for the boring jobs please, we got the good one covered

I like your style

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"About a 9. I'm off work and home alone so could meet but I have ironing, leaf sweeping, dog walking and food shopping to do. No time for fun

OK lads, volunteers for the boring jobs please, we got the good one covered

I like your style

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Hide the ironing no point in sweeping leaves more will fall food shopping order online get someone to walk dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About a 9. I'm off work and home alone so could meet but I have ironing, leaf sweeping, dog walking and food shopping to do. No time for fun

OK lads, volunteers for the boring jobs please, we got the good one covered

I like your style

Hide the ironing no point in sweeping leaves more will fall food shopping order online get someone to walk dog

That's it, sorted I'm finding myself a meet. Cheers Voddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About a 9. I'm off work and home alone so could meet but I have ironing, leaf sweeping, dog walking and food shopping to do. No time for fun

OK lads, volunteers for the boring jobs please, we got the good one covered

I like your style

Hide the ironing no point in sweeping leaves more will fall food shopping order online get someone to walk dog

That's it, sorted I'm finding myself a meet. Cheers Voddy

10!!

Kinky

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By *ylvanSeathMan over a year ago

Finchley

I had a particularly glorious wake up this morning so I'm good for now I think. 1/10.

The 1 is in case Eva Green literally walks into the room right now.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I've had an awesome weekend, so it's a 1 today. NO actually it's rising by the second, 2, no 3, oh feck it I'll go down the middle 5

Suzi xxxxxx

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"About a 9. I'm off work and home alone so could meet but I have ironing, leaf sweeping, dog walking and food shopping to do. No time for fun

OK lads, volunteers for the boring jobs please, we got the good one covered

I like your style

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"10 solid 10

I do myself no favours

What is it now?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"10 solid 10

I do myself no favours

What is it now?

Through the roof!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6.12676289223

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