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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well never mind what about you lovely peeps what do you really need / want today?

Tink

**Throws orange and black glitter and twirls like a toon**

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

A fuck wouldn't go amiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First day back at work after having a weeks holiday! So I would really love another week off

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sex I need sex!!!

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

A break from work. It's been so long since I had a holiday I thought a week off was a Scottish throat complaint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really

Really really wanna zigazig ah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being in a couple maybe greedy. But yes, sex with others would be good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of sex is always a winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A fuck wouldn't go amiss

I hear ya DJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First day back at work after having a weeks holiday! So I would really love another week off

Call in sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex I need sex!!!

I hear ya sister

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A fuck wouldn't go amiss

I hear ya DJ

Don;t worry - I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A job

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A break from work. It's been so long since I had a holiday I thought a week off was a Scottish throat complaint"

Book a holiday

do it do it do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of get up and go.. have so much to do but just have no energy to

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

To get my arse in gear...

Maybe in another 10 minutes or so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really

Really really wanna zigazig ah"

Zigazig is that another term for sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Being in a couple maybe greedy. But yes, sex with others would be good."

Plenty on here I believe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A good fuck"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lots of sex is always a winner

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really

Really really wanna zigazig ah

Zigazig is that another term for sex?"

Possibly - I'm just another Wannabe ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My contact lens appointment to go swimmingly. Never had them before so this is the trial run

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A good old ravishing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A fuck wouldn't go amiss

I hear ya DJ

Don;t worry - I'm on it

If they have a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A job

Kinky

When the right one comes along

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A bit of get up and go.. have so much to do but just have no energy to

Stand up immedately and give me 10 of your best star jumps. That should get ya going

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really

Really really wanna zigazig ah

Zigazig is that another term for sex?"

think they meant gigagig

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get my arse in gear...

Maybe in another 10 minutes or so.

Well you both have lush bottoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really

Really really wanna zigazig ah

Zigazig is that another term for sex?

Possibly - I'm just another Wannabe ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know what I need

Maybe clarity of mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My contact lens appointment to go swimmingly. Never had them before so this is the trial run"

Well good luck I will have my fingers and toes crossed for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A good old ravishing

Yes that sounds awesome

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I would like a nice all milk coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't know what I need

Maybe clarity of mind

Arm warmers everyone needs arm warmers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Popping over cannock chase if interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would like a nice all milk coffee please

**runs off to make milky coffee for the lovely lady**

Cookie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really

Really really wanna zigazig ah

Zigazig is that another term for sex?

Possibly - I'm just another Wannabe ..

Never realised we'd want to block someone for such poor jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A long sensual kiss followed by very loud fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Popping over cannock chase if interested"

I have no idea what that sentence means?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really need...

A coffee and a danish.

And to not be sitting around waiting for an important phone call.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone for my hands to wander all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really

Really really wanna zigazig ah

Zigazig is that another term for sex?

Possibly - I'm just another Wannabe ..

Never realised we'd want to block someone for such poor jokes

Give him a break he is kinda special

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really

Really really wanna zigazig ah

Zigazig is that another term for sex?

Possibly - I'm just another Wannabe ..

Never realised we'd want to block someone for such poor jokes

Give him a break he is kinda special

Very Special x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My contact lens appointment to go swimmingly. Never had them before so this is the trial run

Well good luck I will have my fingers and toes crossed for you

Many thanks sweetness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A long sensual kiss followed by very loud fucking. "

Reading my mind but I had hard not loud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Popping over cannock chase if interested

I have no idea what that sentence means?"

I reckon it's an invitation to go dogging

Get yer coat Tink....you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Popping over cannock chase if interested

I have no idea what that sentence means?"

dogging site in Cannock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some fun!

Been too long ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 weeks in the sun would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really need...

A coffee and a danish.

And to not be sitting around waiting for an important phone call. "

**brings coffee and cookie, sorry no danish**

Hope important call goes well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Popping over cannock chase if interested

I have no idea what that sentence means?

I reckon it's an invitation to go dogging

Get yer coat Tink....you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have tea. My hair is soft and shiny.

So a night of intense, passionate sex would be great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Popping over cannock chase if interested

I have no idea what that sentence means?

dogging site in Cannock"

cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some fun!

Been too long .. "

Trampolines are fun

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Sex I need sex!!!

Are you still virginal??? STILL???!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

A weekend away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or a boob reduction lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2 weeks in the sun would be nice

Alan1971 (above) is booking holibo bs right now maybe you could go together

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I could handle someone in my bed just enjoying a nice warming spooning session...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have tea. My hair is soft and shiny.

So a night of intense, passionate sex would be great. "

**throws hand up**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To get better, back to full health, so normal arrive can be resumed and get back to be naughty

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Someone to tidy the house for me while I'm on here, and a damn good fucking with toys & cream & candles & ice & restraints & blindfolds & & & &

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex I need sex!!!

Are you still virginal??? STILL???!

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A weekend away

Your always welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Energy for the gym. I have the deadly man flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A weekend away

You could join Alan1971 and QueenTeaser

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol"

Backache?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A massage. Offers welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A weekend away

You could join Alan1971 and QueenTeaser

"
this is sounding good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could handle someone in my bed just enjoying a nice warming spooning session...

Scooch over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

"
yes lots of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have tea. My hair is soft and shiny.

So a night of intense, passionate sex would be great.

**throws hand up**"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sex I need sex!!!

Are you still virginal??? STILL???!

Yes and I saw the man I last had sex with last night....I didn't have sex with him again that would be just plain silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get better, back to full health, so normal arrive can be resumed and get back to be naughty

Sorry you're poorly huggles for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A 69 it's been on my mind for daaaaaays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A very long hot shower or bath with a large loofah!!

Oh and someone to share it with......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone to tidy the house for me while I'm on here, and a damn good fucking with toys & cream & candles & ice & restraints & blindfolds & & & &

Can I join? That sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Energy for the gym. I have the deadly man flu

Stay in bed. Sending huggles and kisses

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A massage. Offers welcome

**grabs scented oils**

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A weekend away

You could join Alan1971 and QueenTeaser

this is sounding good lol "

minx

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Someone to tidy the house for me while I'm on here, and a damn good fucking with toys & cream & candles & ice & restraints & blindfolds & & & &

Can I join? That sounds fun

Of course, anytime, open invite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cuddle.... No I mean sex

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I want what I can't have, but willing to settle for a cuddle xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex I need sex!!!

Are you still virginal??? STILL???!

Yes and I saw the man I last had sex with last night....I didn't have sex with him again that would be just plain silly

Stay strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A 69 it's been on my mind for daaaaaays

Ice cream like a 99 right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get better, back to full health, so normal arrive can be resumed and get back to be naughty

Sorry you're poorly huggles for you."

Thank you .. On the mend slowly, sure I'll be fine soon enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A very long hot shower or bath with a large loofah!!

Oh and someone to share it with......

Will you wash my hair?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really need you to tell me what you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone to tidy the house for me while I'm on here, and a damn good fucking with toys & cream & candles & ice & restraints & blindfolds & & & &

Can I join? That sounds fun

Of course, anytime, open invite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A very long hot shower or bath with a large loofah!!

Oh and someone to share it with......

Will you wash my hair?"

Just your hair??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cuddle.... No I mean sex"

Make your mind up handsome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want what I can't have, but willing to settle for a cuddle xx"

Come here for a huggle sweetpea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cuddle.... No I mean sex

Make your mind up handsome

Can I get both...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get better, back to full health, so normal arrive can be resumed and get back to be naughty

Sorry you're poorly huggles for you.

Thank you .. On the mend slowly, sure I'll be fine soon enough."

Thats the spirit. Nice erm everything btw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really need to find a new regular social to go to, I've run out of options

That and I really, really need to see Tink naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good sex "

Well you are on the right site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get better, back to full health, so normal arrive can be resumed and get back to be naughty

Sorry you're poorly huggles for you.

Thank you .. On the mend slowly, sure I'll be fine soon enough.

Thats the spirit. Nice erm everything btw

Would a cuddle help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really need you to tell me what you need

Really but I'm kinda shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A very long hot shower or bath with a large loofah!!

Oh and someone to share it with......

Will you wash my hair?

Just your hair??

Well as your there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cuddle.... No I mean sex

Make your mind up handsome

Can I get both..."

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really need to find a new regular social to go to, I've run out of options

That and I really, really need to see Tink naked

cheeky

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"A weekend away

You could join Alan1971 and QueenTeaser

this is sounding good lol

minx"

Sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get better, back to full health, so normal arrive can be resumed and get back to be naughty

Sorry you're poorly huggles for you.

Thank you .. On the mend slowly, sure I'll be fine soon enough.

Thats the spirit. Nice erm everything btw

Would a cuddle help?"

Cuddles always help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nurse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A 69 it's been on my mind for daaaaaays

Ice cream like a 99 right?"

If that's what you want to call it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A weekend away

You could join Alan1971 and QueenTeaser

this is sounding good lol

minx

Sounds like a plan

Can I come too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A nurse"

I have a uniform but no qualification

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!"

I have heels and a smile but its kinda wonky rather tha seductive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cuddle.... No I mean sex

Make your mind up handsome

Can I get both...

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need...

A coffee and a danish.

And to not be sitting around waiting for an important phone call.

**brings coffee and cookie, sorry no danish**

Hope important call goes well

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A 69 it's been on my mind for daaaaaays

Ice cream like a 99 right?

If that's what you want to call it

Mr whippy ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

You have a lair thats awesome. Is it like the bat cave?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!

I have heels and a smile but its kinda wonky rather tha seductive

You will do, what time you coming around

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cuddle.... No I mean sex

Make your mind up handsome

Can I get both...

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would love to be taken away for a wee break/change of scenery and given a good and tender ravishing preceded with foreplay....

Have a good day fabbers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!

I have heels and a smile but its kinda wonky rather tha seductive

You will do, what time you coming around

**grabs car keys and pretty red heels**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

You have a lair thats awesome. Is it like the bat cave?"

No because in a bat cave you have to be silent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would love to be taken away for a wee break/change of scenery and given a good and tender ravishing preceded with foreplay....

Have a good day fabbers! "

Alan1971 is organising as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

You have a lair thats awesome. Is it like the bat cave?

No because in a bat cave you have to be silent

Why?

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By *rs DCouple over a year ago

far

A new glory hole to queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A 69 it's been on my mind for daaaaaays

Ice cream like a 99 right?

If that's what you want to call it

Mr whippy ???

that could be taken the wrong way

But who doesn't like me whippy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good sex

Well you are on the right site

"
I guess , however it is being spoilt by a lorra lorra people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub?"
oh yes please

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan over a year ago

merseyside

"My contact lens appointment to go swimmingly. Never had them before so this is the trial run

Well good luck I will have my fingers and toes crossed for you

"
gym day for me today really looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A weekend away

You could join Alan1971 and QueenTeaser

this is sounding good lol

minx

Sounds like a plan

Can I come too?"
let's all get together and head off to sun for fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A new glory hole to queen

I know what a glory hole is but what do you mean "queen"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A 69 it's been on my mind for daaaaaays

Ice cream like a 99 right?

If that's what you want to call it

Mr whippy ???

that could be taken the wrong way

But who doesn't like me whippy

I love ice scream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need you to tell me what you need

Really but I'm kinda shy

I really need you to become more confident, you're a great person so don't let fears and doubts hold you back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!

I have heels and a smile but its kinda wonky rather tha seductive

You will do, what time you coming around

**grabs car keys and pretty red heels**"

You did not mention red heels, let me come and pick you up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good sex

Well you are on the right site

I guess , however it is being spoilt by a lorra lorra people "

Oh dear. Avoid. Ignore. Block.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excitement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

"
I shall be waiting on the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My contact lens appointment to go swimmingly. Never had them before so this is the trial run

Well good luck I will have my fingers and toes crossed for you

gym day for me today really looking forward to it "

Awesome #gettingripped i have no idea what that actually means

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

You have a lair thats awesome. Is it like the bat cave?

No because in a bat cave you have to be silent

Why?

The bats will hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really need you to tell me what you need

Really but I'm kinda shy

I really need you to become more confident, you're a great person so don't let fears and doubts hold you back

I really need a clue

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan over a year ago

merseyside

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

"
what are you upto today then tink ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A 69 it's been on my mind for daaaaaays

Ice cream like a 99 right?

If that's what you want to call it

Mr whippy ???

that could be taken the wrong way

But who doesn't like me whippy

I love ice scream

Now I want a 69 and an Ice"scream"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mint choc chip ice cream x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!

I have heels and a smile but its kinda wonky rather tha seductive

You will do, what time you coming around

**grabs car keys and pretty red heels**

You did not mention red heels, let me come and pick you up!"

Well they totally match my outfit. I have other colours if you'd prefer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new brain.....I've just walked all the way to the library to do some printing n took my driving licence instead of my library card. Too far to walk back again today so it will have to wait now. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excitement"

Try twirling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

what are you upto today then tink ?"
giving me a massage lol.

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan over a year ago

merseyside

"My contact lens appointment to go swimmingly. Never had them before so this is the trial run

Well good luck I will have my fingers and toes crossed for you

gym day for me today really looking forward to it

Awesome #gettingripped i have no idea what that actually means

"
with a body like that you don't work out wow am impressed tink I have to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

I shall be waiting on the bed

Make sure your naked. The oil gets everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!

I have heels and a smile but its kinda wonky rather tha seductive

You will do, what time you coming around

**grabs car keys and pretty red heels**

You did not mention red heels, let me come and pick you up!

Well they totally match my outfit. I have other colours if you'd prefer

Red is perfect, so tell me about the outfit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

You have a lair thats awesome. Is it like the bat cave?

No because in a bat cave you have to be silent

Why?

The bats will hear "

Hear what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

what are you upto today then tink ?"

Making coffee, giving rub downs and wearing awesome red heels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

You have a lair thats awesome. Is it like the bat cave?

No because in a bat cave you have to be silent

Why?

The bats will hear

Hear what?"

The moans of pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

I shall be waiting on the bed

Make sure your naked. The oil gets everywhere

"
. I even have waterproof sheets so no need to be careful. Just splash n rub

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A 69 it's been on my mind for daaaaaays

Ice cream like a 99 right?

If that's what you want to call it

Mr whippy ???

that could be taken the wrong way

But who doesn't like me whippy

I love ice scream

Now I want a 69 and an Ice"scream"

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Sitting somewhere pleasant sipping wine with an attractive lady who has a great arse instead of sitting in a office of fugly blokes who all have the arse..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mint choc chip ice cream x"

Yummy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A new brain.....I've just walked all the way to the library to do some printing n took my driving licence instead of my library card. Too far to walk back again today so it will have to wait now. Xxx"

Oh dear

sorry lovely. Hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

what are you upto today then tink ? giving me a massage lol."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excitement

Try twirling

Definitely will end up with a trip to A&E!

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan over a year ago

merseyside

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

what are you upto today then tink ?

Oh really I love red heels I would also love a back rub right now I have knots in my shoulder blade

Making coffee, giving rub downs and wearing awesome red heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My contact lens appointment to go swimmingly. Never had them before so this is the trial run

Well good luck I will have my fingers and toes crossed for you

gym day for me today really looking forward to it

Awesome #gettingripped i have no idea what that actually means

with a body like that you don't work out wow am impressed tink I have to say "

Not much gym time required to maintain the weeble shape

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!

I have heels and a smile but its kinda wonky rather tha seductive

You will do, what time you coming around

**grabs car keys and pretty red heels**

You did not mention red heels, let me come and pick you up!

Well they totally match my outfit. I have other colours if you'd prefer

Red is perfect, so tell me about the outfit

Well its kinda small but I love the lace trim

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By *xtwinklesxxWoman over a year ago

nottinghamshire

For tomorrow to hurry up, spending the afternoon with a special friend who's going to hold my hand why I get tattooed, so excited xx

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By *iffraffMan over a year ago

Gloucester

lie in bed with a lovely lady, relax feel,spoon and a nice long lazy fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

You have a lair thats awesome. Is it like the bat cave?

No because in a bat cave you have to be silent

Why?

The bats will hear

Hear what?

The moans of pleasure "

Wow that does sound like an awesome lair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need to see a seductive smile in my bedroom, preferably wearing heels!

I have heels and a smile but its kinda wonky rather tha seductive

You will do, what time you coming around

Sounds like something

**grabs car keys and pretty red heels**

You did not mention red heels, let me come and pick you up!

Well they totally match my outfit. I have other colours if you'd prefer

Red is perfect, so tell me about the outfit

Well its kinda small but I love the lace trim

Sounds like something I need to get my hands on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only deer over in the chase

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

I shall be waiting on the bed

Make sure your naked. The oil gets everywhere

. I even have waterproof sheets so no need to be careful. Just splash n rub

Wow you are prepared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need you to tell me what you need

Really but I'm kinda shy

I really need you to become more confident, you're a great person so don't let fears and doubts hold you back

I really need a clue

Oh there are many I have given in my time. They're just very subtle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sitting somewhere pleasant sipping wine with an attractive lady who has a great arse instead of sitting in a office of fugly blokes who all have the arse.."

Red or white?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear

sorry lovely. Hugs"

I'm collapsed now in my armchair n debating on gettin naked.

xxx

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan over a year ago

merseyside

"My contact lens appointment to go swimmingly. Never had them before so this is the trial run

Well good luck I will have my fingers and toes crossed for you

gym day for me today really looking forward to it

Awesome #gettingripped i have no idea what that actually means

with a body like that you don't work out wow am impressed tink I have to say

Not much gym time required to maintain the weeble shape

"
well am impressed what I have seen upto now tink you look stunning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What I could do with right now is a nice cup of coffee and possibly a woman right next to me in my lair

You have a lair thats awesome. Is it like the bat cave?

No because in a bat cave you have to be silent

Why?

The bats will hear

Hear what?

The moans of pleasure

Wow that does sound like an awesome lair

It is most definitely fancy taking a trip down to experience it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excitement

Try twirling

Definitely will end up with a trip to A&E!"

Do it in a padded room like me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a boob reduction lol

Backache?

yes lots of it

That sucks

wanna back rub? oh yes please

**grabs scented oils**

I shall be waiting on the bed

Make sure your naked. The oil gets everywhere

. I even have waterproof sheets so no need to be careful. Just splash n rub

Wow you are prepared

"
always. You just never know when you need those sheets lol.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A fuck wouldn't go amiss

I hear ya DJ

Don;t worry - I'm on it

Done and dusted. Another arse has been demolished.

*bows to the audience*

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