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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So im on a semi fast until monday. All i can eat is fruit and drink water. Ive had a banana and a punnet of cherries was wondering whether to start on the second punnet"
cherrys are good for gout....means you can go out and get gout now and be ok
yeah go for it eat the second punnet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hope you're not going to go far from a loo ?  "
yeah u will be shitting pips
that gives me a good idea...get ya lying on ya back and aim at the doris's.... |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"I just went to get the second punnet and id only bought one, its two punnets of strawberries i bought lol.
Who swallows cherry pips lol"
what have cherry pips got to do with swallowing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't swallow cherry pips a cherry tree will grow in your tummy if you do "
Now that caused some confusion at the age of ten when someone told me about blowjobs
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't swallow cherry pips a cherry tree will grow in your tummy if you do
Now that caused some confusion at the age of ten when someone told me about blowjobs
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you had heard of blowjobs at aged 10!...bloody hell. |
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"Don't swallow cherry pips a cherry tree will grow in your tummy if you do
Now that caused some confusion at the age of ten when someone told me about blowjobs
you had heard of blowjobs at aged 10!...bloody hell. "
It was worse for the kid who told me. He'd walked in on his mum sucking the poison from a snake bite 
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Well im on melons and strawberries today with the odd banana lol. Sugars are slowly coming down but not as fast as id like.
Im hungry but actually feeling cleansed. Think i may keep this "fast" going until thursday lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well im on melons and strawberries today with the odd banana lol. Sugars are slowly coming down but not as fast as id like.
Im hungry but actually feeling cleansed. Think i may keep this "fast" going until thursday lol"
You bring the melons, I'll bring the banana. |
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"oh no spitting today (pips)
just be careful or you will "bind"
and no toilet activities if you know what i mean"
lmao combined with the amount of metforim im taking dont think theres much chance of me "binding"
eeeeeeeeeeeew tmi lol |
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are you full of pips yet ?