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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love it when you get the:
'you're quite pretty'
'you're quite sexy'
quite? Yep, you've made quite the effort there. It's probably my own self defence but it just makes me think, oh dear I'm not very pretty or very sexy then in your eyes...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Sorry just checked your profile again - I don't do beards" - funny because it's almost every second one 
Love beards!"
I guess you're an exception to the rule then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had the "I like the older lady you up for some fun" just for me to reply "I'm only a year older than you". Which made me laugh as he looked way older than me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when you get the:
'you're quite pretty'
'you're quite sexy'
quite? Yep, you've made quite the effort there. It's probably my own self defence but it just makes me think, oh dear I'm not very pretty or very sexy then in your eyes...
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My slant on that is that I might say quite sexy or quite pretty is that I don't want to seem like I'm coming on too strong, when I really mean very sexy or very pretty. I can be very direct with my language on here and in person, so it's got me into trouble before.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had " I live with my mum , I don't really want to meet you but could you take my mum to Bingo for a few hours so me and my girlfriend can fuck"  but at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had " I live with my mum , I don't really want to meet you but could you take my mum to Bingo for a few hours so me and my girlfriend can fuck" but at the same time"
Hahaha.oh that's gas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was about 21 and had a goatee, from a pub bouncer, "Just because you've got hair round your lips it doesn't make you a cunt, so stop acting like one"! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I've had loads. Many along the lines of you're gorgeous even if you're fat. Once that I looked too pretty to be that clever. And quite a few that they still want to fuck me despite my age. It's feeling the need to add a qualifier that invariably makes it an insulting compliment in my book. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when you get the:
'you're quite pretty'
'you're quite sexy'
quite? Yep, you've made quite the effort there. It's probably my own self defence but it just makes me think, oh dear I'm not very pretty or very sexy then in your eyes...
My slant on that is that I might say quite sexy or quite pretty is that I don't want to seem like I'm coming on too strong, when I really mean very sexy or very pretty. I can be very direct with my language on here and in person, so it's got me into trouble before. "
This is a good point. And in fact I am aware that I put a negative spin on it from my own sense of inadequacy! I shall swop all 'quites' for 'very' from now on! This could be quite interesting...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago ,after turning one guy down his response was ' I've got a hot gf anyway so why don't you fuck off and find a site for people your own size'.
I never even knew there were sites for people of 5'3! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I found this one funny conversation was along lines of what you looking for .. Not someone who has fucked 3 slags on here in a week .. really tickled me .. was actually a conversation stopper haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get called a cunt a lot, I've now decided it's a compliment.
I was called a knob the other day, it was completely out the blue and I burst out laughing. He soon apologised, but I said no to worry I found it amusing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.
I have a bit of a mouth.
I really hadn't noticed "
**actual convo I had once**
Got in a lift with my uncle and his friend about a year ago.
Me: "Hey Rob, nice beard."
ROB: "Yeah, I trimmed it just for you."
Me: "Oh, good. It'll feel way nicer on my balls."
Me: "Huh. That was inappropriate. Hey, Uncle Tim, I've grown as a person. I now know when I said something inappropriate."
MY UNCLE : "You still say it, you just know it's inappropriate."
Me: "Yeah."
Lady Getting out of lift: "You know, in London people are quiet in lifts.
^ so you know. |
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"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.
I have a bit of a mouth.
I really hadn't noticed
**actual convo I had once**
Got in a lift with my uncle and his friend about a year ago.
Me: "Hey Rob, nice beard."
ROB: "Yeah, I trimmed it just for you."
Me: "Oh, good. It'll feel way nicer on my balls."
Me: "Huh. That was inappropriate. Hey, Uncle Tim, I've grown as a person. I now know when I said something inappropriate."
MY UNCLE : "You still say it, you just know it's inappropriate."
Me: "Yeah."
Lady Getting out of lift: "You know, in London people are quiet in lifts.
^ so you know. "
Ha ha, nice one Thumpster   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.
I have a bit of a mouth.
I really hadn't noticed
**actual convo I had once**
Got in a lift with my uncle and his friend about a year ago.
Me: "Hey Rob, nice beard."
ROB: "Yeah, I trimmed it just for you."
Me: "Oh, good. It'll feel way nicer on my balls."
Me: "Huh. That was inappropriate. Hey, Uncle Tim, I've grown as a person. I now know when I said something inappropriate."
MY UNCLE : "You still say it, you just know it's inappropriate."
Me: "Yeah."
Lady Getting out of lift: "You know, in London people are quiet in lifts.
^ so you know. "
that's brilliant. I do know where you're coming from, I sometimes wish I could go back to being less self aware |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.
I have a bit of a mouth.
I really hadn't noticed
**actual convo I had once**
Got in a lift with my uncle and his friend about a year ago.
Me: "Hey Rob, nice beard."
ROB: "Yeah, I trimmed it just for you."
Me: "Oh, good. It'll feel way nicer on my balls."
Me: "Huh. That was inappropriate. Hey, Uncle Tim, I've grown as a person. I now know when I said something inappropriate."
MY UNCLE : "You still say it, you just know it's inappropriate."
Me: "Yeah."
Lady Getting out of lift: "You know, in London people are quiet in lifts.
^ so you know.
Ha ha, nice one Thumpster "
I got in a lot of trouble for that.
"Rob" is a REALLY REALLY important person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love acting dumb and being called thick, especially by other blokes;) "
Then they see my cock,,,,,,,,,
I win :p
Next please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're fit for your age.
Or
You have an arse of a 20 year old, what the fuck does that mean 
It means you still haven't done bum fun 
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No it dont mean that at all |
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We had a guy message us telling me as a bi guy who dresses from time to time that I was a freak and a pathetic waste of space and need to get a grip. Laughed and messaged each to there own and blocked him |
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"You're alright looking for an old.bird
You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way". "
Lol! Thats the equivalent of people who start a sentence 'with all due respect...'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had " I live with my mum , I don't really want to meet you but could you take my mum to Bingo for a few hours so me and my girlfriend can fuck" but at the same time"
What did you reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sent a face pic to a couple and described it as my best feature. They begged to differ saying that my bum pic on my profile was better. Oh...how I larfed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're alright looking for an old.bird
You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".
Lol! Thats the equivalent of people who start a sentence 'with all due respect...'! "
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"I've had loads. Many along the lines of you're gorgeous even if you're fat. Once that I looked too pretty to be that clever. And quite a few that they still want to fuck me despite my age. It's feeling the need to add a qualifier that invariably makes it an insulting compliment in my book."
I have had a few on the theme that they think me too pretty to be a professional woman!!! These were off dating sites where my profession was listed in my profile and obviously they could see my face. Funny but they thought they were complimenting me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're fit for your age.
Or
You have an arse of a 20 year old, what the fuck does that mean
It means you still haven't done bum fun
No it dont mean that at all
Yes it does, no good trying to cover your tracks now 
You're about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike "
Safety first wear a helmet |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
I was turned down on another site for looking too sweet and innocent so I sent him a polite thank you with a not-so-innocent pic attached. Needless to say he asked if he could change his mind...lolol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn't off this site but,
After a night out, I woke up with a woman and we both had a bit to drink.
Much to her disgust she looked at me and said "Oh, I thought you were your better looking mate"
All I could come back with was
"Sorry, he's in the other room with your better looking mate!" |
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"Wasn't off this site but,
After a night out, I woke up with a woman and we both had a bit to drink.
Much to her disgust she looked at me and said "Oh, I thought you were your better looking mate"
All I could come back with was
"Sorry, he's in the other room with your better looking mate!" "
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By *oemc9Man
over a year ago
town |
"I've had, 'You're far nicer, than I thought you'd be.'
Why did you want to me/us then, in the first place. "
I had that too.got message after meet saying your hotter than I thought you would be.she however wasnt  |
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