I caught my son wanking in ghis bedroom tghis morning over a porn mag. I cant tell his mum now cos hes taken out a superinjunction and cant be named.
maybe i could out him on twitter but scared i may get nicked. Whats a dad to do lol |
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over a year ago
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"to stop spunk clogging up the shower plug hole.
It's your duty as a father.  "
urghhh if it does that to the shower imagine what its doing to my insides... im never swallowing again  |
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"to stop spunk clogging up the shower plug hole.
It's your duty as a father.
urghhh if it does that to the shower imagine what its doing to my insides... im never swallowing again "
Well I would hope you don't swallow half a ton of hair and bum fluff like the plughole does as well.  |
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"I have had to take out a superinjunction myself to stop the details of the orgy I had with "girls aloud" getting up...
ooops....damn!!!!!..  "
You said you would keep it quite!!!!
Mind you after that orgy they should be called "girls loud"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"seriously though it was a satirical comment on "Superinjunctions" the good thing is that its killed of all those stupid tarts "sleep with a footballer and "get rich quick" kiss and tell games"
I could careless about the stupid tarts, it's the MPs and judges etc getting up to no good that I'd be interested in. They will be getting up to all sorts with impunity now. |
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"seriously though it was a satirical comment on "Superinjunctions" the good thing is that its killed of all those stupid tarts "sleep with a footballer and "get rich quick" kiss and tell games
I could careless about the stupid tarts, it's the MPs and judges etc getting up to no good that I'd be interested in. They will be getting up to all sorts with impunity now. "
yes i agree but it takes 2 (or in some cases 3) to tango. |
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"seriously though it was a satirical comment on "Superinjunctions" the good thing is that its killed of all those stupid tarts "sleep with a footballer and "get rich quick" kiss and tell games
I could careless about the stupid tarts, it's the MPs and judges etc getting up to no good that I'd be interested in. They will be getting up to all sorts with impunity now. "
I bet there's one strapped on your kitchen table now Sassy! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"poor little imogen ,,crying cos she cant sell her story,,, shame
maybe we could have fabinjunctions lol"
actually on this occasion if you knew the lead up to this.... you might feel slightly different...
the original "superinjuction" was taken out by "married footballer" against the newspaper because they found out that he was having an affair ...
then the superinjuction was changed where they could not mention his name... but they could mention hers!! that is how she ended up in this..... actually she was outed by a newspaper... not the other way round!!
as opposed to the helen wood/ wayne rooney / "married actor" case... where she was the one to go to the newspapers.... and "married actor" then got a superinjunction so that he could not be named......... |
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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago
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"I caught my son wanking in ghis bedroom tghis morning over a porn mag. I cant tell his mum now cos hes taken out a superinjunction and cant be named.
maybe i could out him on twitter but scared i may get nicked. Whats a dad to do lol "
You cant tell his mum cos it was your porn mag |
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"poor little imogen ,,crying cos she cant sell her story,,, shame
maybe we could have fabinjunctions lol"
just show you money cant get you love but superinjunction its a mad world x |
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" how to stop spunk clogging up the shower plug hole.
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ooo-er... that's some cottage cheese you're spitting out there!!
Mine's like dirty dishwater minus the bubbles!  |
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"I caught my son wanking in ghis bedroom tghis morning over a porn mag. I cant tell his mum now cos hes taken out a superinjunction and cant be named.
maybe i could out him on twitter but scared i may get nicked. Whats a dad to do lol
You cant tell his mum cos it was your porn mag "
yes and even worse it was my missus in readers wives and i didnt even take the pictuer lol |
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