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Is it about time for a Matchmaking thread? XXX

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

It's here at last, part 30 in which DiamondJoe gets his matches

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I am in for this one.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

I'll match with Joe first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me as in and good night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh, the triple X thread!!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Count me as in and good night

Night from me too

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By *azza80Woman over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Mazza x

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ahh, the triple X thread!!

Oh yessss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not. I'm in for a triple X

I shall keep an eye out and send my intentions via PM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am in..but dont think anyone from belfast on..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll just continue to talk bollocks, I haven't looked for a match in like 20 threads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just continue to talk bollocks, I haven't looked for a match in like 20 threads.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ahh, the triple X thread!!

Oh my word so it is - legend! !

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've space in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahh, the triple X thread!!

Oh my word so it is - legend! !

This has gone well past our commune threads.

I blame myself, too caught up in the hammock.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ahh, the triple X thread!!

Oh my word so it is - legend! !

This has gone well past our commune threads.

I blame myself, too caught up in the hammock.

Well I did say.....but you were overwhelmed - it's more of a team effort on this thread lol!

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Ok, so who's going to help me out with an exciting ffm match?

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By *acLe0dMan over a year ago

Preston

I'm going to predict my future, no matches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a go on Diamond Joe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a go on Diamond Joe!

Do I need to say it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a go on Diamond Joe!

Do I need to say it?"

I know, it rhymes -- I *am* a poet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahh, the triple X thread!!

Oh my word so it is - legend! !

This has gone well past our commune threads.

I blame myself, too caught up in the hammock.

Well I did say.....but you were overwhelmed - it's more of a team effort on this thread lol!

I was very overwhelmed. Those brownies didn't help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a go on Diamond Joe!

Do I need to say it?

I know, it rhymes -- I *am* a poet. "

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's here at last, part 30 in which DiamondJoe gets his matches

Sorry!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's here at last, part 30 in which DiamondJoe gets his matches

Sorry!

Fashionably late to the party n' that.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ahh, the triple X thread!!

Oh my word so it is - legend! !

This has gone well past our commune threads.

I blame myself, too caught up in the hammock.

Well I did say.....but you were overwhelmed - it's more of a team effort on this thread lol!

I was very overwhelmed. Those brownies didn't help.

Blame that minxy woman! !

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

*surveys the opposition and the opportunities*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*surveys the opposition and the opportunities*"

Nice tits

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*surveys the opposition and the opportunities*

Nice tits

Feck off, Cousin It

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I proffer Pauly in your direction, Joe? He's gone to bed but I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

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By *eaded_BazMan over a year ago

Truro

Voulez vous coucher avec moi

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Damn, worth a try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*surveys the opposition and the opportunities*

Nice tits

Feck off, Cousin It"

Does that mean you don't want to match with me?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIJt9LYbtBs

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*surveys the opposition and the opportunities*

Nice tits

Feck off, Cousin It

Does that mean you don't want to match with me?"

So how would that work?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me. "

Pick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*surveys the opposition and the opportunities*

Nice tits

Feck off, Cousin It

Does that mean you don't want to match with me?

So how would that work?"

I don't know, cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?"

It's a code word for other things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?

It's a code word for other things."

Tartlet.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?

It's a code word for other things."

Like a cup of tea?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?

It's a code word for other things.

Like a cup of tea?"

Or are we talking breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?

It's a code word for other things.

Like a cup of tea?

Or are we talking breakfast?

Don't worry, whatever happens I'll see you home safe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?

It's a code word for other things.

Tartlet.

I regret ever teaching you that word.

REGRETLET.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Go on then who wants an old biker with 100.000 on the clock

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By *acLe0dMan over a year ago

Preston

"I want a go on Diamond Joe!

So much for being shy. Or is that your confident side peeking through?

Now if you put my name down I would Match with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?

It's a code word for other things.

Tartlet.

I regret ever teaching you that word.

REGRETLET."

Aww roselet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?

It's a code word for other things.

Tartlet.

I regret ever teaching you that word.

REGRETLET.

Aww roselet. "

Buy-to-let

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By *infullyNaughtyMan over a year ago

Staines

I'm in

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By *eaded_BazMan over a year ago

Truro

"Hmmm.

Right so.

Someone tell me how this thing works?

You pick me.

Pick?

It's a code word for other things.

Tartlet.

I regret ever teaching you that word.

REGRETLET.

Aww roselet.

Buy-to-let"

Would you sublet and match me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would love to match with minxymoo37 and Estella.... Wonder if they would with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn xxx

. Has anyone matched on all of the threads?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn xxx

. Has anyone matched on all of the threads?

I haven't matched on any of them, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Oh hello

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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When does the sex start?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey all

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes it is time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?"

Shame, I'm not morally corrupt.

I'm an angel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in and ready for a match and meetxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

You'll want one of those sex sites for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Oh hello

Hello indeed Sexy ... Shall we match again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Xxx at last!

*Throws keys into the bowl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in...

but will be busy out on the bike so patience with replies...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I'm glad you of all people raised this point!

Is it time yet?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

If you're horny, let's do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Shame, I'm not morally corrupt.

I'm an angel

It's the blonde hair.

That's it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it, post XXX

We'll match all the ladies and couple that want at least for coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Shame, I'm not morally corrupt.

I'm an angel

It's the blonde hair.

That's it."

Pfft, I'm a sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?"

Hmmm I'm sure you could corrupt me more!

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

It's the long awaited XXX !

I've been waiting for this!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"When does the sex start?

I'm glad you of all people raised this point!

Is it time yet?!

Almost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Shame, I'm not morally corrupt.

I'm an angel

It's the blonde hair.

That's it.

Pfft, I'm a sweetheart

Yes of course.

Anything else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Hmmm I'm sure you could corrupt me more!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Shame, I'm not morally corrupt.

I'm an angel

It's the blonde hair.

That's it.

Pfft, I'm a sweetheart

Yes of course.

Anything else? "

A cat. I'm also a cat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

Well, Match with us?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"When does the sex start?

Well, Match with us?

"
Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning

I'll roll in late for this one, and I'm most definitely in, room in this bed for 1 or 2 not that I'm greedy you understand.

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Not a clue as to whats going on but if you're match people up, then I'd love to be matched up with a naughty couple.

If you're only matching people up with Diamond Joe; he's cool but no thanks.

And, if it's lessons on how to make Swan Vests then, yep I'm in - never too old to learn a new skill!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Hmmm I'm sure you could corrupt me more!

Is this a match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

Well, Match with us?

Yes

Woohoo xxx (Mrs is bouncing more than me

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Hmmm I'm sure you could corrupt me more!

Is this a match

I do not know.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"When does the sex start?

If you're horny, let's do it

You got me horny in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Hmmm I'm sure you could corrupt me more!

Is this a match

I do not know.

Well I would love to match with you

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By *az1Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Would love to match with someone and have some naughty fun

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

New avatar should help.

Who wants to feel my cleaver?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in again

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Hmmm I'm sure you could corrupt me more!

Is this a match

I do not know.

Well I would love to match with you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Oh hello

Hello indeed Sexy ... Shall we match again

Certainly Miss B, I know you like the XXX stuff

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

If this is the queue for Diamond Joe then I'm in!

*takes ticket and waits patiently*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to match with minxymoo37 and Estella.... Wonder if they would with me

Oh that Minxymoo37...she's two doors down from me, I'll give her a knock for you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be happy to start with coffee and see where things go from there if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to match with minxymoo37 and Estella.... Wonder if they would with me

Oh that Minxymoo37...she's two doors down from me, I'll give her a knock for you!

Ah no! Always the way! How about mknxymoo39?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

I wouldn't say that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?"

Hmmmm I would take you as a match in a heart beat! Just can't write to you, so would you...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's going on in here then?

Any morally corrupt men able for me?

Hmmmm I would take you as a match in a heart beat! Just can't write to you, so would you...?

No idea!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

I wouldn't say that

I've had several matches but no actual penetrative sex..... YET

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

I wouldn't say that

I've had several matches but no actual penetrative sex..... YET

I'm sorry to hear that hanky... is there anything I can do?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

About time too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

About time too!

I wish it would hurry up then??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!! "

She might have to say stop

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"When does the sex start?

When we meet Miss Honey.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

You and I could be DANGEROUS!

Club anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

I wouldn't say that

I've had several matches but no actual penetrative sex..... YET

Me too gordeous....not through these threads yet unfortunately...lots of talking but no one near enough to realise the chats. One can continue to hope and play.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

I wouldn't say that

I've had several matches but no actual penetrative sex..... YET

Me too gordeous....not through these threads yet unfortunately...lots of talking but no one near enough to realise the chats. One can continue to hope and play."

Don't get me wrong, I've met from the forums.... Just not this actual thread..... Yet

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

You and I could be DANGEROUS!

Club anyone?

Ultimate destruction

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By *azza80Woman over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Afternoon.. Stil in so who wants to make a match wiv us

Mazza x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Alleycat and Harlot73

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By *aucyladMan over a year ago

Dublin

How does this work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"When does the sex start?

When we meet Miss Honey.

Promises promises

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does this work? "

You find someone in this tread whose 300 miles away and tell them you fancy them. PM them if they respond nicely and you chat for months and possibly years if you're a formite stimulating and teasing their mind.

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

I wouldn't say that

I've had several matches but no actual penetrative sex..... YET

Me too gordeous....not through these threads yet unfortunately...lots of talking but no one near enough to realise the chats. One can continue to hope and play.

Don't get me wrong, I've met from the forums.... Just not this actual thread..... Yet

Hi there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw."

Gimme a break, I was in hospital lol, get your Irish arse back over here.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw.

Gimme a break, I was in hospital lol, get your Irish arse back over here.....

For the public record I did and look where it got me....

...rejection is a hard pill to swallow..... still chewing it's residue. ..

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw.

Gimme a break, I was in hospital lol, get your Irish arse back over here.....

For the public record I did and look where it got me....

...rejection is a hard pill to swallow..... still chewing it's residue. ..

Meh, tenacity man, tenacity.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely up for some XXX fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw.

Gimme a break, I was in hospital lol, get your Irish arse back over here.....

For the public record I did and look where it got me....

...rejection is a hard pill to swallow..... still chewing it's residue. ..

Meh, tenacity man, tenacity.....

I'm a stayer as you know.... I'm still talking to you.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw.

Gimme a break, I was in hospital lol, get your Irish arse back over here.....

For the public record I did and look where it got me....

...rejection is a hard pill to swallow..... still chewing it's residue. ..

Meh, tenacity man, tenacity.....

I'm a stayer as you know.... I'm still talking to you.

Good man, good man - take a million brownie points!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely up for some XXX fun

would love to match with you! I love pizza too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw.

Gimme a break, I was in hospital lol, get your Irish arse back over here.....

For the public record I did and look where it got me....

...rejection is a hard pill to swallow..... still chewing it's residue. ..

Meh, tenacity man, tenacity.....

I'm a stayer as you know.... I'm still talking to you.

Good man, good man - take a million brownie points!

I need to cash them in...I've boxes full apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Alleycat and Harlot73"

Cancel that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely up for some XXX fun

would love to match with you! I love pizza too"

But which pizza is your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely up for some XXX fun

would love to match with you! I love pizza too

But which pizza is your favourite?

ooo is this a test?

I love chicken, pepper, ham and sweetcorn on my pizza!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Apparently lots of people are up for sex.

Who'da thunk it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Well I've been awake a while and still can't keep up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Apparently lots of people are up for sex.

Who'da thunk it?"

Outrageous tartletting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Well I've been awake a while and still can't keep up

Can't keep it up?

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By *ife adventurerMan over a year ago

North Essex

Ooh XXX ... Have I missed anybody ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

You and I could be DANGEROUS!

Club anyone?

Ultimate destruction

Oh, Hanky truly does not say stop... Alas, there's only so many hours in a day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Well I've been awake a while and still can't keep up

Can't keep it up?

You must have your perve specs on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Apparently lots of people are up for sex.

Who'da thunk it?

Outrageous tartletting. "

tartletting is a great word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Well I've been awake a while and still can't keep up

Can't keep it up?

You must have your perve specs on

Let me help xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Well I've been awake a while and still can't keep up

Can't keep it up?

You must have your perve specs on

Let me help xx"

Oh ok, if you insist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Apparently lots of people are up for sex.

Who'da thunk it?

Outrageous tartletting.

tartletting is a great word."

It works like Beetlejuice on you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Apparently lots of people are up for sex.

Who'da thunk it?

Outrageous tartletting.

tartletting is a great word.

It works like Beetlejuice on you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 'owt? I've been asleep.

Apparently lots of people are up for sex.

Who'da thunk it?

Outrageous tartletting. "

I know and none of it heading my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw.

Gimme a break, I was in hospital lol, get your Irish arse back over here.....

For the public record I did and look where it got me....

...rejection is a hard pill to swallow..... still chewing it's residue. ..

Meh, tenacity man, tenacity.....

I'm a stayer as you know.... I'm still talking to you.

Good man, good man - take a million brownie points!

I need to cash them in...I've boxes full apparently.

I wonder if I can use them soon after fab? Can't just keep collecting indefinitely.

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By *azza80Woman over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"Mr Alleycat and Harlot73

Cancel that. "

That didnt last long

Mazza x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely up for some XXX fun

would love to match with you! I love pizza too

But which pizza is your favourite?

ooo is this a test?

I love chicken, pepper, ham and sweetcorn on my pizza!"

Don't you find it makes it go all soggy with those toppings

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How does this work?

Read their profile carefully for any evidence that shows they are not meeting because it might be a fruitless exercise other than passing your Saturday away...

Any questions?

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck off frisky. ..you're just messing me about again...STOP IT NOW.

Time for another wank.... nice pics btw.

Gimme a break, I was in hospital lol, get your Irish arse back over here.....

For the public record I did and look where it got me....

...rejection is a hard pill to swallow..... still chewing it's residue. ..

Meh, tenacity man, tenacity.....

I'm a stayer as you know.... I'm still talking to you.

Good man, good man - take a million brownie points!

I need to cash them in...I've boxes full apparently.

I wonder if I can use them soon after fab? Can't just keep collecting indefinitely. "

Oh but when you do collect you're gonna get a BIG prize!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in

Lovely looking lass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely up for some XXX fun

would love to match with you! I love pizza too

But which pizza is your favourite?

ooo is this a test?

I love chicken, pepper, ham and sweetcorn on my pizza!

Don't you find it makes it go all soggy with those toppings

I'll show you one day

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

You and I could be DANGEROUS!

Club anyone?

Ultimate destruction

Oh, Hanky truly does not say stop... Alas, there's only so many hours in a day

It's like you are my northern twin Hanky

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

You and I could be DANGEROUS!

Club anyone?

Ultimate destruction

Oh, Hanky truly does not say stop... Alas, there's only so many hours in a day

It's like you are my northern twin Hanky

Just think of the chaos we could ensue!!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

You and I could be DANGEROUS!

Club anyone?

Ultimate destruction

Oh, Hanky truly does not say stop... Alas, there's only so many hours in a day

Which is why next time we need longer.....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"I'm in

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

You and I could be DANGEROUS!

Club anyone?

Ultimate destruction

Oh, Hanky truly does not say stop... Alas, there's only so many hours in a day

It's like you are my northern twin Hanky

Just think of the chaos we could ensue!!!

You do know this means you two can't meet? The world will blow up or some shit like that.

Or maybe it is just the men in the vicinity?

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!!

She might have to say stop

I rarely say that!!

Its not in my vocabulary either. Lookout

You and I could be DANGEROUS!

Club anyone?

Ultimate destruction

Oh, Hanky truly does not say stop... Alas, there's only so many hours in a day

It's like you are my northern twin Hanky

Just think of the chaos we could ensue!!!

You do know this means you two can't meet? The world will blow up or some shit like that.

Or maybe it is just the men in the vicinity?"

I can go for hours on my own or with ladies so not the guys making me so bad..... Maybe sometimes it's a lack of guys keeping up that sends us into hyperdrive!?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Yes it is time "

At last, my hubby arrives

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Oh there might be soon

Doesn't the Op have to say....GO!! "

I think I did in Part 1

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

I've arrived late as usual.

I'm still going to bug Joe for a match

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"When does the sex start?

I wanna know that too! Plenty of matches but no fucking off it yet!

Soon, very soon

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Been busy working for a change so who fancies a wind down de-stress, catch free romp?

S&H

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Been busy working for a change so who fancies a wind down de-stress, catch free romp?

S&H"

I'm in the mood for winding down, a sociable evening followed by great sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hereby proclaim Mr Alleycat and Kinky-Minx to be a match...

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I hereby proclaim Mr Alleycat and Kinky-Minx to be a match..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been busy working for a change so who fancies a wind down de-stress, catch free romp?

S&H

I'm in the mood for winding down, a sociable evening followed by great sex

I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Been busy working for a change so who fancies a wind down de-stress, catch free romp?

S&H

I'm in the mood for winding down, a sociable evening followed by great sex

Thought that's what I said

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Been busy working for a change so who fancies a wind down de-stress, catch free romp?

S&H

I'm in the mood for winding down, a sociable evening followed by great sex

Thought that's what I said

It is, I'm agreeing

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm going to call DiamondJoe & Kinky-Minx a Match.

He didn't say no

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