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"The lemon ........
It's still at the bottom of my glass. ....
Q: Do I have to keep drinking G and T till the lemon is gone ?
Keep adding gin until the lemon is dissolved   "
That's what I was t hinking....... waste of good lemon innit |
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"The lemon ........
It's still at the bottom of my glass. ....
Q: Do I have to keep drinking G and T till the lemon is gone ?
Keep adding gin until the lemon is dissolved
That's what I was t hinking....... waste of good lemon innit "
That's what I said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Get rid of the lemon. An object displaces it's own volume. Therefore you are not getting as much gin in the glass as you could. Same goes for ice. Or use a bigger glass to compensate for said displacement. |
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"That lemon was taking up space that gin could have occupied.
The only punishment is to drown it.
Have you got any gin?"
That's what I call forgin ahead with the thinkin..... geddit?
I'll fish the lemon out ...... |
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"Get rid of the lemon. An object displaces it's own volume. Therefore you are not getting as much gin in the glass as you could. Same goes for ice. Or use a bigger glass to compensate for said displacement."
how about a bin ? Should I swap the glass for a bin ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get rid of the lemon. An object displaces it's own volume. Therefore you are not getting as much gin in the glass as you could. Same goes for ice. Or use a bigger glass to compensate for said displacement.
how about a bin ? Should I swap the glass for a bin ?"
Bins are good. Need a big straw though.  But not longer than 1 metre. |
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"Get rid of the lemon. An object displaces it's own volume. Therefore you are not getting as much gin in the glass as you could. Same goes for ice. Or use a bigger glass to compensate for said displacement."
Dis place full of d*unks.  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Get rid of the lemon. An object displaces it's own volume. Therefore you are not getting as much gin in the glass as you could. Same goes for ice. Or use a bigger glass to compensate for said displacement.
how about a bin ? Should I swap the glass for a bin ?"
Why not use a spare gin bottle? There's bound to be one around somewhere, try under the sink...*cough* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair "
You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair
You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be "
Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat  |
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"Get rid of the lemon. An object displaces it's own volume. Therefore you are not getting as much gin in the glass as you could. Same goes for ice. Or use a bigger glass to compensate for said displacement.
how about a bin ? Should I swap the glass for a bin ?
Why not use a spare gin bottle? There's bound to be one around somewhere, try under the sink...*cough*"
Spare ? Spare gin ........ ??? Not seen those two words together before. Amazing concept but it'll never catch on |
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"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair
You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat "
He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair
You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat
He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) "
Why granny |
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"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for  "
Cucumber with Hendricks.
Lime with Bombay Sapphire. |
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"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair
You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat
He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) Why granny "
Cos he'll be carrying a bin of gin stoopid........ |
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"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for
Cucumber with Hendricks.
Lime with Bombay Sapphire."
Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair
You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat
He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) Why granny
Cos he'll be carrying a bin of gin stoopid........"
doh silly me thought he would be carrying you |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for
Cucumber with Hendricks.
Lime with Bombay Sapphire.
Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat "
Thats horlicks |
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"Answer: What the hell were you doing drinking Gin in the first place ffs woman 
Come and enjoy a glass of vino with me  "
Nah...... I love red wine ( Good red wine) One always carries a wide selection of red and white but one wanted a long cold refreshing drink that wouldnt get one d*unk. |
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"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for
Cucumber with Hendricks.
Lime with Bombay Sapphire.
Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat Thats horlicks "
No. Horlicks played lead guitar with Thin Lizzy |
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"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for
Cucumber with Hendricks.
Lime with Bombay Sapphire.
Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat Thats horlicks "
Nah, that's when 2 prostitutes assume the 69 position |
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"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for
Cucumber with Hendricks.
Lime with Bombay Sapphire.
Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat Thats horlicks
No. Horlicks played lead guitar with Thin Lizzy"
Phil Lynott still owes me a pint the bastard
*shakes fist angrily  |
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"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for
Cucumber with Hendricks.
Lime with Bombay Sapphire.
Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat Thats horlicks
No. Horlicks played lead guitar with Thin Lizzy
Phil Lynott still owes me a pint the bastard
*shakes fist angrily "
Uhmmmmmmmmm you'll be waiting a while for that |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair
You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat
He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) Why granny
Cos he'll be carrying a bin of gin stoopid........doh silly me thought he would be carrying you "
Only one arm needed for that... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Answer: What the hell were you doing drinking Gin in the first place ffs woman
Come and enjoy a glass of vino with me
Nah...... I love red wine ( Good red wine) One always carries a wide selection of red and white but one wanted a long cold refreshing drink that wouldnt get one d*unk. "
One thinks someone has tipped into tipsy. |
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"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for
You can put them in salad apparently too 
I like them in little sandwiches.
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I don't think so...... sucking gin through buttered wholemeal could be noisy. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for
You can put them in salad apparently too
I like them in little sandwiches.
I don't think so...... sucking gin through buttered wholemeal could be noisy."
It's a brioche, dear. Look up Gin and Tonic Bread.
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