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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I have a vodka...it's nearly empty!
You just can't get the staff these days
Get it yourself lazy arse  "
See this is why I don't do these threads because your customer service skills are very much like mine!
Non existent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sipping a rather large captain Morgans spiced with ginger beer, loads of ice and lime whilst laying in a hot bath after a hellishly long day at work. And I think I shall be pouring another when I get out  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Sipping a rather large captain Morgans spiced with ginger beer, loads of ice and lime whilst laying in a hot bath after a hellishly long day at work. And I think I shall be pouring another when I get out "
Can you pour me one also  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sipping a rather large captain Morgans spiced with ginger beer, loads of ice and lime whilst laying in a hot bath after a hellishly long day at work. And I think I shall be pouring another when I get out
Can you pour me one also "
Go on then. I've learned to share |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive seen some stuff in my time but ive just watched Madonna live on facebook belt out Like a Virgin and Like a Prayer.. she had all the moved and everything
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive seen some stuff in my time but ive just watched Madonna live on facebook belt out Like a Virgin and Like a Prayer.. she had all the moved and everything
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was brilliant! That beats the Obi in a bath moment lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?
Copyright infringement on that avatar pic!!"
Firstly; mines bigger 
Secondly; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
(and yes you were the first man in history to take a photo of a pumpkin in front of your cock; kudos ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?
Copyright infringement on that avatar pic!!
Firstly; mines bigger
Secondly; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
(and yes you were the first man in history to take a photo of a pumpkin in front of your cock; kudos )"
In fairness. It wasn't a pumpkin. It was my balls with glowing bits added. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?
Copyright infringement on that avatar pic!!
yours were testicals.. his is a pumpkin
This lol"
i prefer the cut off cock picture lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?
Copyright infringement on that avatar pic!!
Firstly; mines bigger
Secondly; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
(and yes you were the first man in history to take a photo of a pumpkin in front of your cock; kudos )
In fairness. It wasn't a pumpkin. It was my balls with glowing bits added. "
Your balls have eyes? (is that a film?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?
Copyright infringement on that avatar pic!!
yours were testicals.. his is a pumpkin
This lol
i prefer the cut off cock picture lol "
I never appreciate the pubes growing back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?
Copyright infringement on that avatar pic!!
Firstly; mines bigger
Secondly; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
(and yes you were the first man in history to take a photo of a pumpkin in front of your cock; kudos )
In fairness. It wasn't a pumpkin. It was my balls with glowing bits added.
Your balls have eyes? (is that a film?)"
It'd beat the ghostbusters remake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a Kick In The Balls please
I'm NOT doing that in the next one 
If an effort to be original; I may do that....
on second thoughts...."
If you've got the balls to do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a Kick In The Balls please
I'm NOT doing that in the next one
If an effort to be original; I may do that....
on second thoughts....
If you've got the balls to do it "
Quick question before I insult this rather large gentleman who I have requestioned for said kicking... "mungo... down"; do I have to paint my balls orange first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a Kick In The Balls please
I'm NOT doing that in the next one
If an effort to be original; I may do that....
on second thoughts....
If you've got the balls to do it "
It's quite simple 2 Shots of Tequila and 2 of JD and your balls fly off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry Tosh is head bar man
Is Madonna still at your party :D
Madonna has left the building! "
honestly bushy ive not laughed like that in ages.. was ace. Thanks for filming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahem... taps window.. any news on that IPA? 
How about a pint of Billabong? Beautiful light beer from Tiny rebel. "
I was up in North Wales recently and enjoyed some local brews!!  There was also one called Cwtch from Tiny Rebel that I really enjoyed |
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