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By *ureTemptation OP Woman over a year ago

Off the grid

I wouldn't be able to walk down a street without guys asking how I am repeatedly.

What would life be like if Fab because your reality?

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

You also wouldn't be able to walk down the street without seeing a bloke with his cock hanging out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol seriously ...if fab was my reality i would have to go into hiding

Wear a binbag ...hmmmm what a good idea

Stop waffling jo

I will get my binbag and go

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd be told I'm beautiful everyday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

people would be walking by going "I think it's fab"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I best get some cellotape for my cock

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By *eshzMan over a year ago

0151

"You also wouldn't be able to walk down the street without seeing a bloke with his cock hanging out "

HAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I best get some cellotape for my cock

Can i help you with the cellotape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It'd be very normal.

I have filters akin to Azkeban.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'd be slapping so many guys for calling me babe or baby, hate being called that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be constantly saying .... "who the fuk are you calling 'Hun' you fook'in numpty"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You also wouldn't be able to walk down the street without seeing a bloke with his cock hanging out "

With a sky remote or deodorant can in his hand?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I best get some cellotape for my cock

Can i help you with the cellotape"

Awesome. I'll pop in on the way home x

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

I'd be deleted every day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If real life was like fab I'd have to walk down the street constantly justifying my choices and preferences to people.

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Then blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I best get some cellotape for my cock

Can i help you with the cellotape

Awesome. I'll pop in on the way home x"

Exciting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I probably wld have got kinky with most ladies down my street by now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone would be carrying a sky remote, and would want to spank my ass!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man over a year ago

Bristol

"You also wouldn't be able to walk down the street without seeing a bloke with his cock hanging out "

Mmmmm wish fab was real life lol

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'd have a queue of men asking to purchase my worn knickers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men would only speak when they're spoken to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If real life was like fab i think we would all be very very lonely people lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have loads of "straight" guys offering to suck my cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you ever expressed an opinion, 20 actual knights, dressed in white, would ride over and social justice warrior all over you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be deleted every day "

most men would just ignore what the women or couples said.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Then blocked"

Don't worry I recently got blocked in real life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd get welcomed in the street

Good morning Daddy, can I have a good spanking please?

Good afternoon Daddy, can I have a good spanking please?

Good evening Daddy, can I have a good spanking please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you ever expressed an opinion, 20 actual knights, dressed in white, would ride over and social justice warrior all over you. "

That kind of already happens where I work lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No would be able to watch tv because the guys are wanding around with TV/Sky remotes

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

People would look and not say anything

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

"I'd be deleted every day

most men would just ignore what the women or couples said."

That's true.

I'd also say to every woman nice boobs!! ALL the time

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

"Then blocked

Don't worry I recently got blocked in real life

How horrid! Tell them they're idiots!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Then 75% of men I speak to would have their cock out and id avoid all city centre hotels as Id be asked for a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be very cold with my tits out all the time!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Then blocked

Don't worry I recently got blocked in real life

How horrid! Tell them they're idiots! "

lol the full block

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you ever expressed an opinion, 20 actual knights, dressed in white, would ride over and social justice warrior all over you. "

Best reply so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you ever expressed an opinion, 20 actual knights, dressed in white, would ride over and social justice warrior all over you. "

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

"Then blocked

Don't worry I recently got blocked in real life

How horrid! Tell them they're idiots!

lol the full block

In that case and in proper "fab" fashion, get someone else to tell them they're idiots!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be surrounded by an entourage of sexy men, vying for my attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have to hide my feet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all those kisses and wows though. it'd be even weirder than getting them on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would be like a desert lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd get welcomed in the street

Good morning Daddy, can I have a good spanking please?

Good afternoon Daddy, can I have a good spanking please?

Good evening Daddy, can I have a good spanking please?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd get winked and then called a fat c**t for ignoring it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be surrounded by an entourage of sexy men, vying for my attention

I'd be surrounded by an entourage of 'straight' men who want me to suck them off...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd just hide my profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then the future of the human race would be in danger because nobody would actually reproduce because most of the females would be that far up their own fundaments!

And most single guys would be dickheads blah blah blah

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Fab is all part of reality, it's not pretend; if it was, then people wouldn't consider my marital status as a negitive point - cos it's only pretend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also harassed by men or couples I'm not into. Just saying lol

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Someone, somewhere would be saying "what would Fab be like if it was like real life"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd just hide my profile

Why are all those men with cardboard boxes on their heads standing with a woman behind each of them ? Oh thats the "single men" with hidden profiles

...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blokes would be trying to jizz on my glasses at every opportunity

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i dont really get the separation thing as it is part of my life..

the only thing i would have additionally is a 24/7 D/s relationship, have my own dungeon playroom..and id host parties and Domme a few people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blokes would be trying to jizz on my glasses at every opportunity

That's so awkward when having lunch tho

...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Pretty much the same - attractive to dillholes and ignored by the rest.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd say something........ then delete it.

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By *ornographic ArtsCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

We'd have guys constantly hitting on and asking out our female half while ignoring the male... oh wait that kinda already happens.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pretty much the same - attractive to dillholes and ignored by the rest."

If that was to me....... T.F. you didn't quote it ....... ha !

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Pretty much the same - attractive to dillholes and ignored by the rest.

If that was to me....... T.F. you didn't quote it ....... ha !"

Nah, just a coincidence.

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By *methyst01Man over a year ago

Ealing Common

If fab was real life id have a complex thinking that i am an ugly mother fucker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have "couples" (aka single males) telling me that there "Mrs" isn't playing at the minute and would I see them alone

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By *rey NomadMan over a year ago

Calne

"I'd be deleted every day "

Lol this...

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By *mokeybanditMan over a year ago

lichfield

My days would be taken up with guys asking if I fancied experimenting with a guy, despite me wearing a badge saying I was straight. But hey, most are polite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If fab was reality I would measure how big deodorant cans were by whipping out my cock in tesco and put them side by side.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be blocked in the high street with no apparent exit.

feck that for fun...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be told I'm beautiful everyday

Bring to mind a certain Carly Simon song x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id have a cold with having my tits out.. brrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blokes would be trying to jizz on my glasses at every opportunity

That's so awkward when having lunch tho

...

xx"

I know yeah!

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

I'd be surrounded by men waving their arses at me, begging to be pegged.

And for those who don't read profiles, their dicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont really get the separation thing as it is part of my life..

the only thing i would have additionally is a 24/7 D/s relationship, have my own dungeon playroom..and id host parties and Domme a few people

Okay, ignore my grumble - I far prefer this attitude!

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman over a year ago

Off the grid

Inspired by Mistaress,I kind of want us all to have our profiles printed on our tops. It would make for a great party!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Inspired by Mistaress,I kind of want us all to have our profiles printed on our tops. It would make for a great party!"

I think that might get me sacked...

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By *edylogosMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'd be told constantly only Caucasian just preference sorry! Deleted all the while, and generally ignored!

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'd have women shouting from across the street that they'd fuck me if I wasn't so far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have couples constantly asking me if I would join them.

And I'd run away because I don't meet couples.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd have women shouting from across the street that they'd fuck me if I wasn't so far away

Mmmm nice abs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would be exactly the same as it is now. No one talking to us.

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I'd have women shouting from across the street that they'd fuck me if I wasn't so far away

Mmmm nice abs "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab is real life ?

We are all here or am is my imagination gone with the wind ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In real life I used to wish I could have sex with friends without complication or judgement. Through Fab I can do just that. So to me this is real life, because I can be the real me. But my life outside swinging is also real, just a different part of my life.

Mrs

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

I would be permanently either in wet clothes,a towel or air drying the chest forest ....not the best at this time if year

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"If real life was like fab i think we would all be very very lonely people lol "

Quite the opposite

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Only young, single men would be able to talk to me

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple over a year ago

st helens

i bloody hope its real. Otherwise what the hell am i here for?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'd have men jizzing on me in the street...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People would come up to me and say they've been away and are back ... I'd reply by winking and asking to be their friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People groping my boobs without permission

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would be stoned in the street for being a BBW.

All the shops would be sold out of Lynx cans and Sky remotes.

Oh' and the tell tale Garden Gnomes holding whips instead of fishing rods would be naked'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People would say nice things about my hair.

And women would want to be my friend but not sleep with me.

Actually, fab is a lot like real life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be...ignored or overlooked

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By *limandtrim300Couple over a year ago

Ely

"Then the future of the human race would be in danger because nobody would actually reproduce because most of the females would be that far up their own fundaments!

And most single guys would be dickheads blah blah blah "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't see that big a difference really....for the most part what you want you can't have/get n what you don't want or care for is offered up to you on a silver platter!

Still worth sticking around for those rare occasions when it all comes together beautifully though

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

I'd be asked at 10.59pm if I fancied meeting for a fuck that night?

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I'd be asked at 10.59pm if I fancied meeting for a fuck that night? "

Damn I'm a few minutes late.

Fancy a fuck anyway?

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

"I'd be asked at 10.59pm if I fancied meeting for a fuck that night?

Damn I'm a few minutes late.

Fancy a fuck anyway?"

Yeah hun that's fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id be invisible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could see someone wink at me from 200 miles away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be eating cake I don't fucking like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd just talk shit and get ignored the vast majority of the time ...... oh wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have a line of single waiting for the day I unlock the door to them x

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'd have women shouting from across the street that they'd fuck me if I wasn't so far away

Haha!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'd have angry looking cocks suddenly force themselves through my letterbox at random intervals and have to shove them back out with a broom handle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be stood up on a regular Occurance.

Wait, what?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We would have great fun scaring the shit out the nillas lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be worn out!..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be ignored and deleted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id get less fucks lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Random people would ask to be my friend

I would be told I'm gorgeous without my face being seen

Fancy a fuck would be a greeting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I,d end up being locked up constantly x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd talk and no one would reply

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

We'd constantly get approached by couples wanting to play & the odd single guy that wants to wank over H while we fuck

We'd get bumped by the odd single fem, but that's only because its a busy Saturday in the High St & she's trying to get past & keep up with that fit hottie over there, yeah him, that one there.

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I'd be even more selective where I went and when.

I know I'd be from my front door out of the lane very quickly as i don't want to be approached by my neighbours

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By *ootballFlowerCouple over a year ago

Ollerton

We would have lots of people asking us how we are or just saying "Hi" and expecting a full conversation in response. Most men would just ignore what we said anyway.

If we did manage to get a conversation going as soon as we asked them to commit to going for dinner they would just stop talking to us and pretend we werent there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys would be carrying TV remotes with them everywhere they go.....

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By *oiningthefunMan over a year ago

Manchester

All this talk of men with sky remotes, what about the women with cans of dove deodorant. The world would be a stinky place because they'd all be inserted in the nether regions!

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