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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
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Going to fly myself up to 10000 feet point the nose to the ground and gun it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
Going to fly myself up to 10000 feet point the nose to the ground and gun it
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I hope you've risk accessed the landing area... |
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By *oneeMan
over a year ago
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Up in smoke for me, then ashes taken to my ex wife's house and scattered all over the carpets right into the edges, this would me he having to hoover them up which would really piss her off as she is a iazy cow who hated housework, one of the reasons I left her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
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I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.
I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.
Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.
Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.
Childen will christened with my name.
I've over thought this haven't I?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
In the recycling bin"
So what would be your preferred option once recycled ..? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.
I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.
Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.
Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.
Childen will christened with my name.
I've over thought this haven't I? "
Well you have thought it through,,,,
But what about the disposal of your mortal remains ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Up in smoke for me, then ashes taken to my ex wife's house and scattered all over the carpets right into the edges, this would me he having to hoover them up which would really piss her off as she is a iazy cow who hated housework, one of the reasons I left her."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like to think i would be scattered somewhere
But never really thought about it to be honest with you  "
It's the last hurrah ...
I don't want mine left to someone else ,,,, I mean imagine the humiliation of it being a drab affair .....
It would be so un tranny-like , I'd never live it down... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
In the recycling bin
So what would be your preferred option once recycled ..? "
That the dustbin men don't refuse to pick me up, another 2 weeks in there could get smelly |
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Body left to medical science, not like I need it.
And a fucking great fancy dress party with a personal message from me to be played, along with really cheesy party songs and songs that will make people roll their eyes and cringe 
I want to be remembered for the fun that I bring to people's lives. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
In the recycling bin
So what would be your preferred option once recycled ..?
That the dustbin men don't refuse to pick me up, another 2 weeks in there could get smelly"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Body left to medical science, not like I need it.
And a fucking great fancy dress party with a personal message from me to be played, along with really cheesy party songs and songs that will make people roll their eyes and cringe
I want to be remembered for the fun that I bring to people's lives."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to think i would be scattered somewhere
But never really thought about it to be honest with you
It's the last hurrah ...
I don't want mine left to someone else ,,,, I mean imagine the humiliation of it being a drab affair .....
It would be so un tranny-like , I'd never live it down... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
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I'm an organ donor so given them permission to harvest my organs if they are any use! And then I want to be cremated and scattered in a lavender meadow or field.
On a side note did you know you can get your ashes put inside a dildo now? So you can now have a part of your loved one inside you even when they die |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
I'm an organ donor so given them permission to harvest my organs if they are any use! And then I want to be cremated and scattered in a lavender meadow or field.
On a side note did you know you can get your ashes put inside a dildo now? So you can now have a part of your loved one inside you even when they die "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.
I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.
Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.
Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.
Childen will christened with my name.
I've over thought this haven't I?
Well you have thought it through,,,,
But what about the disposal of your mortal remains ? "
I'll be embalmed, mummified and displayed in the British museum as an example of true heroism and the moral fibre that made this country great.
Obvs really.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scotty really did have his ashes beamed up. I like that idea but couldn't afford it.  "
I think I read somewhere a company has affordable plans use special balloons which take ashes as near space as possible before releasing them into the ether,,,,
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
Cremated and my ashes scattered in the sand dunes in Gran Canaria. Then all the voyeurs and single guys looking for action can wank and piss over me to their hearts content xxxxxx suzi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.
I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.
Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.
Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.
Childen will christened with my name.
I've over thought this haven't I?
Well you have thought it through,,,,
But what about the disposal of your mortal remains ?
I'll be embalmed, mummified and displayed in the British museum as an example of true heroism and the moral fibre that made this country great.
Obvs really.... "
When you consider it against all the other options its the only which makes practical sense... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cremated and my ashes scattered in the sand dunes in Gran Canaria. Then all the voyeurs and single guys looking for action can wank and piss over me to their hearts content xxxxxx suzi"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Donated to science to be cut up and used for research"
The risk with that method is the trainee doctors give you a new name......and it could be something really camp... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scotty really did have his ashes beamed up. I like that idea but couldn't afford it.
I think I read somewhere a company has affordable plans use special balloons which take ashes as near space as possible before releasing them into the ether,,,,
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That sounds amazing thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scotty really did have his ashes beamed up. I like that idea but couldn't afford it.
I think I read somewhere a company has affordable plans use special balloons which take ashes as near space as possible before releasing them into the ether,,,,
That sounds amazing thanks. "
I think the process is called Stratospheric Scattering... |
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At one time ( years ago ) I never thought about death and didn't care how I went.
Years later I understood and feared death and wished for a service where thousands thronged and demonstrated the enormous loss to the universe in endless tears, words and stories.
Many years later I understand and simply view death as part of life. It holds no fears for me.
I care not - who attends the dead carcass that is left behind. Why should I ? I won't be there.
I care how i spend the one or two decades I have left. I care for those who attend my carcass while i'm alive.
I want my ending to hold no burden for others to shoulder.
Just leave me intact on land , sea or sky and let me become the earth that nourishes ungrateful, unknowing, generations.
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I honestly don't care what happens to my body and have always told people when asked to stick me in a bin bag and dump me somewhere....although of medical science has a use for a used and abused body then that's fine with me too....
...other than that want people to have fun, get d*unk and have a damned good time by way of a funeral....they don't even have to talk about me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you going to go...
Up in smoke ?
Hole in the ground?
Ern on the mantelpiece ?
Scattered to the wind ?
other?
I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.
I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.
Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.
Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.
Childen will christened with my name.
I've over thought this haven't I?
Well you have thought it through,,,,
But what about the disposal of your mortal remains ?
I'll be embalmed, mummified and displayed in the British museum as an example of true heroism and the moral fibre that made this country great.
Obvs really....
When you consider it against all the other options its the only which makes practical sense... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hopefully I'll expire under a very dear friend. Remains wise, cremation, with the ashes cast in resin, as a bookend. Engraved "at least I'm bloody useful now!".. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Medical science for the body. A small ceremony (all the songs chosen) for the rite of passage.
My Dad has just changed his plan and wants to be put in the car he's been working on for the last few years and buried in his back yard. As he's going to outlive me it will be someone else's problem.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strip me for parts, burn the rest, sing hymns and have a kick ass buffet.
Can I get dibs on ur bum breasts and lips plz"
Sure I can't vouch for what they'll look like by then... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eaten by a great white in a wedding dress mmmmmm
Where would a great white get a wedding dress?
They buy them with shells in the sea shop "
Thank you, I'll sleep better now I know x |
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