"Day off feeling horny,parked up with cock out"
I love reading them, and although that made me giggle, and the wife looked at me with a wtf look on her face someone somewhere has hopefully read that and thought mmmmmm sexy....
Any other classics you remember that made you giggle or spew up?
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over a year ago
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On a daily basis I have to endure
- the menstrual cycle of a group of ladies (I call them the west Devon cycling club)
- two warring couples (been going on for months!)
And the occasional "fill my cunt" |
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""Had enough of this place, thinking of leaving"....... ok then.  "
Three day's later....back for more, did you miss me 
Barely had time to spot you had left sweetie! |
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""Had enough of this place, thinking of leaving"....... ok then.
Three day's later....back for more, did you miss me
Barely had time to spot you had left sweetie!"
This. |
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"Thanks for a great night....... You know who you are!!!!!"
 which always makes me think, did they then block the person so they can't text or pm them and thank them? Lamp post pisser... and blocked (my block list is full of lamp post pissers... I'm just a jealous guy  ) |
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"Thanks for a great night....... You know who you are!!!!!"
See that one makes me giggle. At my age I have to think 'do they mean me?' Then I remember it was knitting class last night....so unless it was my spectacular casting off I breathe a sigh of relief. |
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"On a daily basis I have to endure
- the menstrual cycle of a group of ladies (I call them the west Devon cycling club)
- two warring couples (been going on for months!)
And the occasional "fill my cunt" "
I've just changed our location to spectate this 
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over a year ago
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There's a particularly desperate couple over here whose veri summary show their last meet was 2 years ago. Their typical Friday and Saturday updates go like this:
8pm: a couple looking to meet today. No single males or time wasters. Face pic essential.
10pm: a couple looking to meet today. Will accommodate or can go dogging
11pm: who wants to shag the missus. She's ready and waiting right now.
12am: seriously does nobody want to f**k us tonight. This site is a f***ing joke
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"My cock is aching tonight, need sucked"
"Hungover horn!"
"Anyone want to suck my cock? Anyone? It's clean"
"In Tesco's carpark NOW"
You get the gist.... |
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""My cock is aching tonight, need sucked"
"Hungover horn!"
"Anyone want to suck my cock? Anyone? It's clean"
"In Tesco's carpark NOW"
Ha ha I saw similar for B and Q car park perhaps it's the one behind Tesco Express and he moves from one to another on a good noght lol.
You get the gist...."
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"There's a particularly desperate couple over here whose veri summary show their last meet was 2 years ago. Their typical Friday and Saturday updates go like this:
8pm: a couple looking to meet today. No single males or time wasters. Face pic essential.
10pm: a couple looking to meet today. Will accommodate or can go dogging
11pm: who wants to shag the missus. She's ready and waiting right now.
12am: seriously does nobody want to f**k us tonight. This site is a f***ing joke
Aww don't.... as a single guy  you put up a meet today and sit back patiently... you see the couples with meet request for the day and wait patiently... you have a premptive shower around 7pm (I mean you never know right?) Then you write it off as a no go and open the wine; at around the third glass (say 10.30) the message comes... "fuck my missus"... except now I can't drive, I won't get there till midnight if I could and I've had a meet today up since 9am!
Apparently she is now so pissed she will even fuck me! "
Me and my spelling! x |
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"There's a particularly desperate couple over here whose veri summary show their last meet was 2 years ago. Their typical Friday and Saturday updates go like this:
8pm: a couple looking to meet today. No single males or time wasters. Face pic essential.
10pm: a couple looking to meet today. Will accommodate or can go dogging
11pm: who wants to shag the missus. She's ready and waiting right now.
12am: seriously does nobody want to f**k us tonight. This site is a f***ing joke
Aww don't.... as a single guy you put up a meet today and sit back patiently... you see the couples with meet request for the day and wait patiently... you have a premptive shower around 7pm (I mean you never know right?) Then you write it off as a no go and open the wine; at around the third glass (say 10.30) the message comes... "fuck my missus"... except now I can't drive, I won't get there till midnight if I could and I've had a meet today up since 9am!
Apparently she is now so pissed she will even fuck me!
Me and my spelling! x"
ha ha ha love it,i wonder how many single guys like us have put up a meet and got to the point and thought fuck it,it,s wine time,then get a message ha ha
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ha ha ha love it,i wonder how many single guys like us have put up a meet and got to the point and thought fuck it,it,s wine time,then get a message ha ha
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Don't...and then you get accused of being married because you don't want to drive around at 11pm after a few wines.... and block |
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ha ha ha love it,i wonder how many single guys like us have put up a meet and got to the point and thought fuck it,it,s wine time,then get a message ha ha
Don't...and then you get accused of being married because you don't want to drive around at 11pm after a few wines.... and block"
very true,very true
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ha ha ha love it,i wonder how many single guys like us have put up a meet and got to the point and thought fuck it,it,s wine time,then get a message ha ha
Don't...and then you get accused of being married because you don't want to drive around at 11pm after a few wines.... and block
very true,very true
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